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INTERN ZOOKEEPER ARRESTED

phanda X — Sat, 15 Sep 2018 15:50:16 +0800

San Diego, CA | A San Diego Zoo employee has been formally accused of repeated sexual assault on a 15-year-old male gorilla.
Akimbo Obwe’bwe, a 29-year-old zoo intern originally from Gabon, was found guilty of feeding sedatives to Big George, one of the zoo’s top attractions, and partaking in sexual activity with the sedated animal.

According to unreleased video footage, Obwe’bwe proceeded to insert the animal’s penis inside his mouth for several minutes but apparently overestimated the strength of the medication, leading the animal to wake up and lash back at the zookeeper, alerting other employees.

“Although Mr. Obwe’bwe claims the sexual relationship was consensual, video footage clearly shows he attempted to sedate the animal,” Adam Simmons, a San Diego Zoo spokesman told reporters.
“His conduct was clearly inappropriate, reckless and dangerous for the animal as well,” he explained.

“Any sexual activity between animals and employees is strictly prohibited by San Diego Zoo policy,” he added.

Unreleased video footage allegedly shows Big George, one of San Diego Zoo’s top attractions, being sexually assaulted by Akimbo Obwe’bwe, a 29-year-old zoo intern originally from Gabon.

An act of despair
San Diego Zoo administrator, Janette Fitzgerald, says Mr. Obwe’bwe may have acted out of despair after learning his wife had left him.

“Some employees had voiced concerns that Mr. Obwe’bwe had recently become uneasily friendly with the animals since his divorce, but I could not expect it was this bad,” she told reporters.

“I am not aware of Gabonese cultural practices but it might also be a cultural thing,” she added.
According to current Californian law, bestiality is classed as a misdemeanor, an offense that is punishable by a maximum six-month county jail sentence and a maximum $1,000 fine.

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Interracial Marriage - a study case

phanda X — Sun, 20 May 2012 19:49:22 +0800

Ahmad, a malay teacher been transfered from a school in Kedah to new workplace in Kota Selangi, Kota Tinggi, Johore.

He, still a bachelor and in his mid 20's later fell in love with a Wati Abu, a beautiful girl he meet at a kedai kopi. Wati belong to Kanaq tribe, one of eighteen indigenous tribes found in peninsular Malaysia. Kanaq tribe only can be found in Kota Tinggi, one of smallest aboriginal groups in peninsular, consist only 97 members. Most of them embrace Islam oredi, so Ahmad didnt found any excuse not to propose her..

Ahmad later meet Wati's parent,and propose Wati in front of them... Both families agree, marriege ceremony been arranged, and they live together after married.

They have beautiful life, and blessed 5 kids together...

Phot credit:http://geecantik.blogspot.com/2010/10/gee-cantik-resources-sponser-makeup.html
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After marriage..

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Need advice

phanda X — Sun, 13 May 2012 18:47:03 +0800

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I bought a new handphone, a Nokia c1-01 from a seller in a shopping mall. The offer is quite resistatble, she give me price lower than market price. I agree and pay RM127 for it.

She give me different warranty for purchasing. One year warranty of handphone, 1 week warranty on battery, and 2 weeks warranty on chrger..

when I back home, I open the cover back to insert simcard. I realized they replace original battery with counterfeit one. I knew it because no hologram sticker as usual.

I also realized they didnt give me original charger, replace it with counterfeit one.

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what should I do now? repot to KPDNKK?

thanks for advice

Where are you on the global pay scale?

phanda X — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 00:37:40 +0800

Do you earn more or less than the world's average wage?

Type in your monthly salary and we'll give you the answer.

The average wage, calculated by the International Labour Organization, is published here for the first time. It's a rough figure based on data from 72 countries, omitting some of the world's poorest nations. All figures are adjusted to reflect variations in the cost of living from one country to another, and as Ruth Alexander of BBC radio's More or Less programme underlines, it's all about wage earners, not the self-employed or people on benefits.

Cekidout your wages level by using this application, click link below

Do you earn less than world's average salary?.

sos http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17543356

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mine: below world average one.

Porridge

phanda X — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:39:27 +0800

where can i buy porridge? feel hungry me.

or someone can give me recipe so i can cook by myself et home.

photo: credit wikipedia

the legend said..

phanda X — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 17:54:34 +0800

izit?

p/s: sorry if repost

dadali: Menyendiri lagi, menyendiri lagi..

phanda X — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 01:54:15 +0800

Found this...

menyendiri lagi. Menyendri lagi..

Credit : Sarawak troll FBSarawak Troll FB

Folks. Let play tis game!

phanda X — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:01:26 +0800

Apple Computer widely popularized the computer-based cut-and-paste paradigm through the Lisa (1981) and Macintosh (1984) operating systems and applications. Apple mapped the functionalities to key-combinations consisting of the Command key (a special modifier key) held down while typing the letters X (for cut), C (for copy), and V (for paste), choosing a handful of keyboard sequences to control basic editing operations. The keys involved all cluster together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard, and each key is combined with a special modifier key to perform the desired operation:
Z to undo
X to cut
C to copy
V to paste
Control-V was first used for paste in the QED editor

HIT CTRL+ V button and see what you coy last.
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here Mine:

Rothschild is one of the world’s largest independent financial advisory groups, employing 3,000 people in 42 countries around the world.

How to remove stain from Iron?

phanda X — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:31:12 +0800

Me need help.

KOMPAS : Akhirnya, Mobnas Tawon Diproduksi Juga

phanda X — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 02:44:10 +0800

JAKARTA, KOMPAS.com — Mobil nasional, Tawon, siap diproduksi sebanyak 50 unit pada akhir Juli 2011. PT Tawon Mobil Industri selaku produsen Tawon mengaku bahwa proses perakitan saat ini sudah berjalan dan unit sudah memiliki izin untuk digunakan di jalan umum (on the road). Jika lancar, maka Tawon menjadi mobil nasional (mobnas) pertama di Indonesia yang diproduksi massal dengan segmentasi pasar menengah ke bawah.

Dewa Yuniardi, Direktur Pemasaran Tawon, mengatakan kepada Kompas.com, ada dua model yang diproduksi, yakni mobil penumpang (Tawon) dan komersial (Tawon Transformer). "Harga kedua model ini Rp 48 juta (Tawon) dan Rp 42 juta (Tawon Transformer) off the road. Pajak nanti mengikuti masing-masing daerah," ungkap Dewa.

Terkait strategi pemasaran, lanjut Dewa, Tawon akan menggarap segmen pasar yang belum tersentuh dengan konsentrasi di luar Jakarta. Selain itu, Tawon juga berusaha masuk ke segmen kendaraan angkutan umum mini, seperti bajaj di Jakarta.

"Kami lagi menjajaki kemungkinan itu dan tengah berbincang dengan pemerintah daerah, seperti Surabaya, sejumlah daerah di Jawa Tengah, Tangerang, dan Bekasi, untuk menciptakan kendaraan umum baru mirip bajaj di Jakarta," beber Dewa.

Tawon dibekali mesin 644 cc bertenaga 20,6 kW pada 5.300 rpm dan torsi 49 Nm pada 2.700-3.300 rpm. Sayangnya mesin ini belum memenuhi standar emisi Euro2 yang ditetapkan pemerintah. "Kalau yang bensin memang belum, tapi dengan bantuan alat konverter bahan bakar dari bensin ke gas, Euro2 sudah bisa dicapai," tambah Dewa.

Terkait masalah purnajual, lanjut Dewa, semua distribusi suku cadang Tawon langsung dipegang PT Tawon Mobil Industri. Untuk bengkel reparasi, Dewa mengaku hal itu belum perlu karena teknologi yang dibekali di Tawon masih konvensional sehingga mudah dalam hal perawatan.

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KASKUS http://www.kaskus.us/showthread.php?t=7620612
KOMPAS http://otomotif.kompas.com/read/2011/03/25...Diproduksi.Juga

Steve Jobs aka ibn Abdul Fattah

phanda X — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 01:31:46 +0800

Source http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs

A bit slowpoke, but..

Jobs was born in San Francisco, California and was adopted by Paul and Clara Jobs (née Hagopian) of Mountain View, California, who named him Steven Paul. Paul and Clara later adopted a daughter, whom they named Patti. Jobs' biological parents – Abdulfattah Jandali, a Syrian grgruaated student who later became a political science professora,adn Joanne Simpson (née Schieble), an American graduate student...

And this interview with his mother

Syrian always have a good brain

I wonder.

Carlos Slim Helu (TelMex) FORBES #1 also Syrian descend

Mat Sabu for Premiership! (sarcasm)

phanda X — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:00:53 +0800

Ketika masih di Tingkatan Lima, beliau pernah mengarang dan menyampaikan pidato yang agak luar biasa bagi seorang pelajar yang sebaya dengannya. Pidatonya mengenai ‘Diplomasi Ping Pong’ (iaitu mengenai pembuka hubungan diplomasi antara Amerika Syarikat dan China) menarik perhatian guru besarnya. “Suatu hari awak akan jadi ahli politik,” kata guru besar itu. Akhirnya, apabila Hj. Mohamad Sabu bertanding dalam Pilihanraya Umum 1982 di mana bekas guru besarnya itu kebetulan menjadi pegawai pilihanraya, beliau memberitahu Mohamad, “Tengok, betul dak apa yang saya kata dulu!”

Dalam politik, pegangan Hj. Mohamad adalah selaras dengan pemikiran pemimpin yang amat disanjunginya, Imam Khomeini. “Kebenaran (truth) lebih penting dari kemenangan (victory),” itulah yang terus dilaungkan dalam ceramah-ceramahnya. “Kalau mereka tuduh kita gila kuasa, kita mengaku: Ya, memang kita gila kuasa. Sebab, dengan kuasa kita boleh merubah keadaan negara kita yang dicengkam kezaliman. Tetapi yang lebih penting dari kuasa (power) ialah kebenaran (truth)”.

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Hj.Mohamad juga seorang peminat seni yang aktif semasa di ITM. Beliau amat berminat dalam drama dan lakonan serta pernah menjadi Juara Pantun di ITM Jalan Othman pada tahun 1973.

Yeah! For premiership 2013!!

MohamadSabu.com/profail.html
Credit photo : Google

A touchng story :

phanda X — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 23:56:16 +0800

A touchng story :
a lil boy saw a cat. went near it & touched it touched it again, touched it again.

oh! what a touching story... : D