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Malaysia world ranking

ChigurhTroll — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 19:27:19 +0800

Fire up your google, its time to see how Malaysia fair in the world ranking of everything.

70th in murder rate. (Columbia is highest at 1st place)
114th in Prevalence of Adult Obesity. (fatties)
15th in National IQ Scores (92%). (SINGAPORE is 1st with 108%)
TIER 2 WATCH LIST for human trafficking. (Tier 3 is the worst, 2WL second worst, 2 third worst, 1 is best)
19th in death sentence and execution. (China is 1st)
7th in FREEDOM ranking with the score of 8. (8 is partly free only)
53rd in Freedom of press. (North Korea is worst at 78th)
96th in gender gap (economy, politic, social status) Singapore is 84th.
Ranked too low to be included in the "Ratio of Political Leaders Pay to GDP Per Capita". (Singapore is 2nd, their politician's salary is very high, now we know why Malaysian politicians have to accept bribes)
59th in Electricity consumption. (Singapore is 16th)
27th in overall road infrastructure. (Singapore is 3rd, behind Hong Kong and Switzerland)

34th rudest country in the world. (Reader's Digest)

Your own hero catch phrase.

ChigurhTroll — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 20:08:43 +0800

"I only see the bad in people because I dont have to worry about the good." -- TS,

PS, batman should have said this.

NOBODY IS AFRAID OF DEATH

ChigurhTroll — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 19:58:45 +0800

NOBODY, absolutely nobody.

Because if death is instant, painless and quick, it would not even matter to anyone, at all.

People are not afraid of death, they are afraid of what they have to go through BEFORE death.

Pain, torment, insanity.

If death is instant and not an end result that must be CAUSED by some horrible and painful physical and mental experience, NOBODY would give two shiate about it.

Movies and literary work should stop making it sound like everybody is afraid of DEATH, like the very word can scare you to DEATH.

DEATH is NOTHING.

You should be afraid of LIVING instead.

Competitive sport including OLYMPIC is BS

ChigurhTroll — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 19:05:03 +0800

If really good in sport, get many goals, get many trophies, get many gold medals, what will happen to this world?

Can stop global warming? Can cure AIDS, cancer? Can give world peace? Can stop economic recession?

The ONLY real purpose of competitive sport is to help sport stars and their sponsors make money and give their supporters a stupid reason to LOOK DOWN on other club, states, countries that lose to them.

Sports for health = exercise.

Exercising is not a sport, unless you win trophies and get sponsorship for running in the park.

Stupid human culture-tradition is indeed stupid.

I raced car with MPV with police logo.

ChigurhTroll — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 19:36:54 +0800

Today a stupid white tinted MPV tail gated me on the fast lane (not highway), so I vroom vroom till 85kmh to get rid of it. But later at traffic light I noticed that the tinted MPV has polis logo on car plate.

Bang, aku takut bang, it has been 24 hours and I checked rilek.com, so far no summon.

Should I be afraid?

Did you know?

ChigurhTroll — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:40:45 +0800

Did you know? Only 0.3% of earth's animals pair for life, as in they only sexing with one partner for life.

and ............. did you know ........HUMANS are not part of the 0.3%.

This is why human marriage DOESNT REALLY WORK.

HAHAHHAHAH.

Source: Some Science TV show, forgot name. Google or youtube it.

WHAT IS LOVE?

ChigurhTroll — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 20:38:19 +0800

LOVE is bullshiate.

Why do people still talk about, sing about and act about love like its some kind of magical fairy feeling from the magical land of magical shiate?

Its natural instinct motivated by brain chemical in order to make human reproduce, dumbazz. Its no different than some dogs humping on the roadside.

This has been proven by Science over and over again for decades, yet more than 95% of the world's population still believe its some unexplainable magical shiate.

No wonder 99% of the world's stupid poor slaves are still being ruled by the rich 1% elite. You ignore scientific facts and logic and chose to live in fantasy imaginary land because it feels better.

The majority is dumb, better all go die, let the monkeys rule the world.

Wow, nice cheap cars, good for office workers.

ChigurhTroll — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 20:07:37 +0800

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Congradulation, finally, you will NEVER HAVE THESE CARS. HAHAHAHA.

ENjoy your poorfag pay the loan till you die peasant proton pervert, inspi-diarrhoea, muttda, nissan, toyota and mitsubishit.

Sarawak is MUCH better than Semenanjung

ChigurhTroll — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:52:28 +0800

18th July 2012 - Power outage for 70% of Kuching area for 4 hours, 1pm to 5pm.

Cause: Line fault, had to get backup power from two power stations of nearby municipal, which could not cope with the power demand of the City, causing 70% of the city's traffic grid, power grid and phone grid to went down for 4 hours.

Frequency: Kuching area power outage is a norm, it happens at least 6-7 times each year. Sometimes 30 minutes, sometimes half a day.

Company: SESCO (syarikat ala krony).

Oddity: Sarawak has three large hydroelectric dams, two of them fully functional, one under construction. They are supposed to generate so much power that they can even sell most of it to neighboring country like Brunei and Indonesia.

YET WHEN THE POWER GOES OUT DUE TO A LINE FAULT YESTERDAY, NONE OF THESE SUPER POWERFUL HYDROELECTRIC DAMS COULD PROVIDE POWER TO KUCHING CITY. These dams cost billions, 10+billions each to be exact, sitting there, doing nothing.

Sarawak is so DAM POWERFUL.

Why successful big boss type guy

ChigurhTroll — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 12:09:22 +0800

8 out of 10 do this, even my own relatives.

After success and got money, gatal sudah is it? Isteri outdated liao is it?

Isteri is the one that married you when you poor, mistress and playmate joined after you rich and successful, which one do you think is less likely to do you harm?

I dont trust big boss liao, PTUI.

Dont like football very much

ChigurhTroll — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 18:38:46 +0800

I force myself watch football, force myself get excited when goal, force myself to talk football with friend.

BUT DOESNT WORK MAN!!!

I have zero interest in watching or talking about football matches, am I unnatural? Euro, UEFA, world cup I all dont watch.

But strange thing is, I LOVE playing football with friends, running around chasing ball using my own body is so exciting.

Are you also no like football much person? Please tell your story also.

How rude and selfish is most Malaysian?

ChigurhTroll — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 18:08:55 +0800

My personal experience and statistic:

80% rude and selfish unless you gangster or big rich boss or powerful politician.
90% will leave you to die if tsunami come and you ask them to help.
5% will help you only if you help them later in life.
1% will sacrifice life for you even if you stranger.

If Malaysia media more free and investigative

ChigurhTroll — Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:53:21 +0800

Sometimes I wonder, I look at America media, Taiwan media, I see them exposing and investigating everything bad about government, politicians, celebs, average people, etc. I see their news always revealing so many shocking cases of bad people, even-though their country so democratic and advance and they punish bad people very hard. Their media so powerful also their people berani go do bad and corruption and stuff, tak takut kena expose.

So if Malaysia media also brave and free to investigate, I wonder how many shocking cases will be exposed?

Unable to access MANY websites

ChigurhTroll — Sat, 26 May 2012 12:16:07 +0800

I cant access facebook, mybsn.com.my, some US websites and EVEN GOOGLE since last night. But lowyat and youtube is ok. Its on and off but MOSTLY OFF, cant access.

Tmnut routing problem keh? Bodoh sangat.

I live in Kuching, Sarawak, the state that nobody cares about, but when kerajaan persekutuan needs money, they will korek from us, SATU MALAYSIA BOLEH.

eSATA adapter for Portable HDD

ChigurhTroll — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 00:13:38 +0800

I have a Seagate free agent go 500gb usb 2.0 portable hard disk.

What should I buy if I want to connect it to my laptop using eSATA port?

I have absolutely no idea how to do this.

Do I need to open up my Seagate free agent and plug in some kind of eSATA adapter?

Btw, which is faster? USB 3.0 or eSATA?

Laptop with locked BIOS

ChigurhTroll — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 09:07:52 +0800

Is it true that most "recent" laptop have BIOS that cannot be reset? Even if you remove the CMOS battery inside?

I have a friend with a laptop that has a BIOS lock password on it, he forgot the password and I told him to just remove the CMOS battery to reset it, but it DIDNT WORK!

Someone told me that MOST laptop today have this new security feature to prevent people from resetting the BIOS without password. True kah? Older laptop dont have?

IF this is true, what can I do to reset the BIOS? Replace BIOS chip?

Celcom Online Bullshiat Service

ChigurhTroll — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:51:35 +0800

I tried to login to Celcom Online Customer service and they wouldnt let me enter the LAST CHARACTER in my Username and Password.

So without the lass character, I cannot login.

WTFFFFFF?!!!

I was able to login with my FULL username and password before.

Stupid Malaysian wireless broadband is stupid. I think Malaysia's internet service is 10 years behind everyone else, including Vietnam.

[addedon]December 9, 2011, 9:01 pm[/addedon]
Help? Anyone?

I tried to retrieve my username and password thinking that it may have chanced somehow by using the "forgot password" feature but the username and password they sent me is EXACTLY THE SAME as my previous one.

The login dialog at

https://onlinecustomerservice.celcom.com.my...ion/wss/init.uc

wouldnt let me enter the last character of my username and password, so I cant login at all.

ex:

My account: username1234 pass1234
But I can only enter: username123 pass123

I cant enter 4 because that's the limit of the login box, I used to be able to enter it in full before, has anyone encountered this bizarre problem before?

Celcom Autobilling and payment history

ChigurhTroll — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 12:54:00 +0800

This is my first time using these celcom online account features.

I've created an autobilling account for my celcom broadband account. (using credit card), but it doesnt ask for my securecode (online pin), it only requires my name, my credit card number, cvn number and credit card expiry date.

Can it autodeduct from my credit card every month (bill payment) without my online pin code?

AND

I paid for my first bill statement using "Quickpay" (my credit card) and this requires me to create a securecode pin account. Afterward, I went to "Check payment history" at celcom online service and it shows that I've successfully paid for my current bill statement using credit card. BUT after I re-login the next day, the payment history section no longer shows my successful payment record. IS THIS NORMAL?!

I'm new to wireless broadband

ChigurhTroll — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 14:15:24 +0800

I just applied for celcom RM68 1.5mbps, 4GB limit wireless broadband. (today)

The staff at celcom branch is so LANSI face and rude.

Anyway, I tried to sign up for online customer service but it says my account is not in their record?

https://onlinecustomerservice.celcom.com.my...CHOICE:Register

Do I have to wait 24 hours or something? I've tried calling their 1 300 111 000 number, no reply at all, damn LANSI punya call center.

I'm starting to regret applying for celcom (but digi is crap in kuching and maxis is worst)

The only good thing about celcom is their customer service ad lady. If I can get her phone no, then I dont mind the crappy service.

Cik apa nama? Boleh berkenalan? eheheh.

Anyway, the reason I wanna sign up online is because I wanna pay my broadband bill through my credit card or public bank account and celcom says I have to sign up online to do it.

Its saturday today so do I have to wait 24 hours or 72 hours? (monday is holiday)

A decent GPS with updated map and tahan

ChigurhTroll — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:04:06 +0800

Oh lords of the roads and gods of speed, please enlighten me with the knowledge of a good GPS that doesnt cost me a fortune.

I've NEVER bought a GPS for my car before, I have NO IDEA what a quality GPS should be like.

Plz help me?

Must also be compatible with my Kelisa cigarette lighter power socket.

It would GREAT if you could tell me a brand name + its major functions.

I need a GPS because I have scatter brain, I cant remember road names and routes even after driving through them for 5-8 times. (its genetic, I got it from my parents, cannot cure punya, brain surgery is out of the question)