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I messed up.

Keymaker — Tue, 28 Apr 2015 13:51:45 +0800

Guys.

I just broke up last night.

Never been this broken hearted.

The breakup was matured and controlled.

But still.

So I met a girl on Tinder

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800

So I met a girl on Tinder

Keymaker — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 12:57:22 +0800

Dear fellow Cupids,

Some time last year when I got back from work, I randomly swiped right on the Tinder App while chilling on my bed.

Been playing for few weeks, I had plenty matches, but it all ended after some short conversations, no follow ups or anything; not that I was really looking forward to too.

Until a girl out of the blue texted me; "I like your hair."

I checked her profile; she's cute, 3 years younger than me, looks like still studying, and above all, her first line to me caught my attention (you know, instead of the normal and dull "Hello / What's up / How's ur day" etc).

The conversation went on, she told me that she was stoned when she texted me, and I just laughed. I suggested that maybe we could lepak and get stoned together anytime when she feels like it, and she said why not. With her being high, we chatted about Nietzsche, Gibran, and other philosophical sh1t that ppl rarely talk about when they're sober. Towards the end, I asked for her number, but somehow ended up with me giving her mine.

The next morning, I realized that she just unmatched me on Tinder.

(To be continued)

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The continued parts are a bit scattered, sorry for that.

Kindly use this function for better readability, and thank you for spending your time here guys. Really appreciate it.

Stupid friend

Keymaker — Mon, 11 Aug 2014 13:22:37 +0800

I'm sure each of u here knows someone who always do something over the line as a joke.

As for me, I have this one friend I know since high school whose stupid joke is to fart into his cupped hand and then release the fart at other's face.

Recently I met him with a couple of other friends, and he's still on with that freaking stupid joke. He managed to release some farts when we hang out. Wtf.

Luckily he didn't do it while we're eating in a restaurant. But still, he couldn't wait to do it after eating, only this time, it backfired.

What happened was, as he was putting his hand in his pants to reach his arse, his face changed the moment he farted. Instead of having that crazy excited I-have-a-fart-in-my-hand look, he looked shocked and agitated. It turned out his fart got some shit and he just literally shit into his hand.

So all of us laughed the hell out at him as he was stuck there with his own shit in his hand, and hav to rush to toilet to finish the business.

Thanks for reading.

Shower together

Keymaker — Sun, 03 Aug 2014 00:47:18 +0800

Some of you might understand this situation, especially guys who pee in the shower.

I live with my girlfriend, and we sometimes do shower together, which is a good thing. However I hv a habit of peeing during shower, which I don't wanna do when my girlfriend is within an arm's length. It is very uncomfortable (and unhealthy too) to hold the pee, but I don't want my girlfriend to see me peeing and feel disgusted.

So my solution is, I always pee when she turned her back on me (to grab shampoo or anything), and sometimes I pee directly onto her, but she couldn't feel it because the shower is warm too.

I feel terrible for doing this, yet it's not really dangerous or pose any harm to her, as long as she doesn't know.

Am I doing the right thing?

Raped in sleep

Keymaker — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 14:22:53 +0800

Hello everyone.

Two nights ago, a strange thing happened to me while I was asleep.

I woke up in the middle of the night in my room, and I felt "someone" was on top of me. I tried to move, but couldn't. Then I tried to reach my hands to cover my crotch (from being raped), and to my surprise I could feel a long, hard "thing" that does not belong to me.

Suddenly I felt excited, and just ease myself, and achieved intense orgasm.

The next morning I woke up, I was like "Wtf happened?" but didn't bother to think about it until now.

Anyone here has some insights as to what was going on?

Some extra info that could help;
1) I was not drunk
2) I live alone in my house
3) It's Ramadhan, there shouldn't be any demon around(?)
4) This thing never happened to me before
5) I didn't see or hear anything, just can feel the "weight" on top of me
6) I slept on my back
7) I was half-awake when that happened

Thanks for reading through, and Selamat Hari Raya!

I am getting cold responses

Keymaker — Tue, 22 Jul 2014 01:05:05 +0800

Hello guys,

My story is like this (I'll keep it as concise as possible);

I'm working with an advisory company from Japan. I am their representative in Malaysia. Recently, we have successfully set up a company here in KL; Japanese company starting up a business here.

Apart from meetings, we also had few dinners, and since the transaction took few months to complete, I've became somewhat close to our clients (I showed them around since they're not familiar with KL). Among the clients, is this one girl who's the same age as me. Her name is Naoko.

She grew up in Japan, but in a part where there's a lot of foreigners. Due to that, she speaks/write fluent English. She's also a traveler, and has been around numerous countries. She's a sophisticated girl, who has good sense of fashion, and is smoking hot (at least to me - I have non-mainstream taste in girls).

Last weekend, after one of the business meeting trip has ended, we went out (among her two other colleagues) for a beer, and some clubbing. It was a great and fun outing. Later that night, I sent each of them to their hotel, and I sent Naoko last, which she invited me in for more beers.

We ended up in the same bed, and due to regulations of the forum, I shouldn't be more explicit.

The next morning, she was supposed to move to her new apartment. I helped her move in (carry her stuff etc). After signing all the agreements with the agent and done inventory checklist, we went out to buy stuff for her new apartment (mineral water, trash can, broom, toilet paper, etc). It was again a fun outing, we acted like couples, holding hands, hugging playfully at times, etc. It felt intimate.

Before we depart for that day, we took a nap again on the same bed (because we didn't have much sleep from the night before). Later that evening, before I walked out the door, she hugged me and kissed me on my lips.

Two days later, her company is having a visit from some staff of the parent company. Three of them were her close friends, so I joined them for a drink at Changkat. That night however was a bit awkward for me as they mostly speak to each other in Japanese (her friends are not fluent in English), so I can't really join the conversation. She looked concerned when I was distracted, and asked if I were okay, to which I said I was fine, don't worry about me.

So later that night I crashed in her apartment again, on the same bed, but no physical intimacy involved. As we lay in bed, she told me her friend just died (a 30+ man who owned a bar in Tokyo, cause of death is due to a quarrel/brawl), and she was busy with her iPhone after that. I asked her if she was okay, she said she is. Moments after I fell asleep, but woke up again, to find her still meddling with her phone. I asked her if she's okay again, and I tried to hug her, but she mumbled to me that she's tired, and suddenly went out of bedroom and went to sleep at the sofa.

I was so confused.

So I went to the sofa and asked her kindly what's up, she said she's okay, she just like to be alone there at the moment. So I said okay, and continue to sleep.

In the morning, I woke her up before I leave, and asked her to lock the door when am out. I kissed her cheek, and she thanked me in her sleepy voice.

That was the last I see her. Up until now, she didn't respond to my message like she used to.

Should I just move on?