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Where there is death there will always be death

yitjuan — Thu, 24 May 2012 18:03:36 +0800

Very good movie!! The ending quite bittersweet too.

Kudos to the directors for not using too many racist jokes on Will Smith during his 60s time travel.

Stupid kid got 20 stitches

yitjuan — Tue, 22 May 2012 20:51:26 +0800

QUOTE

Man: Son, get out of here. Son get of here
Boy: Common, hit me.
...repeated a few times...
Boy: What happened. Don't like it? You want me to hit you in the back? Why did you stop?
Man: Son, get out of here. Get out of here!
Boy: Whats going to happen?
Man: Son, get out of here. [says something I can't hear]... came like this so now go. God give me patience.
[Boy his whips the guy]
[Guy whacks the boy with the broom and chases him]
Boy: Alright. Alright.

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2nd video for funny
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DIY tablet

yitjuan — Fri, 18 May 2012 12:06:11 +0800

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The small computer has an AllWinner A10 single-core 1.5GHz ARM CPU, a Mali 400 GPU, and 512MB of RAM. An HDMI port on the exterior allows users to plug the computer into a television. It outputs at 1080p and is said to be capable of playing high-definition video.

The device also has a full-sized USB port with host support for input devices, a conventional micro-USB port, a microSD slot, and an internal 802.11 b/g WiFi antenna. The computer can boot from a microSD card and is capable of running Android 4.0 and other ARM-compatible Linux platforms.

product can be bought here

All you need is your own touch screen, a 5V/2A power source and you are done. Or you can get a screen and keyboard like the Motorola lapdock.

Wedding vow exchanged by biting ring finger off

yitjuan — Thu, 17 May 2012 19:44:18 +0800

the more i browse BME the weirder I feel. Here's to your uneaten dinner!

http://www.typealice.com/bme/loveatfirstbi...tfirstbite.html

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BME:
I’ve got to say, the procedure you guys used is, well, pretty unusual. Do you mind walking me through it, start to finish?

GILLIAN:
We started by putting elastic bands around the base of the fingers and wrapping them tight so there wouldn’t be too much bleeding. Because we didn’t have any anesthetics on hand — I’m definitely not into that much pain — we soaked our hands in ice water for about half an hour until they were totally numb. We poked them with a needle to make sure we couldn’t feel anything.

I put my ring finger in Clive’s mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other’s eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn’t actually get all the way through, but we did pop the joint open and tear it a little. We cut the rest, just some skin and the tendon, the normal way.

BME:
Did you get out of it what you wanted?

GILLIAN:
Yes, absolutely, it was intense, especially because we did it at the same time. I wasn’t sure if it was going to work (because really, our front teeth aren’t that sharp), or if the pain was going to make it just suck, but it was amazing. I’ve never felt so close to someone. Seeing someone when they’re that vulnerable is like peering into their soul. We tried to keep eye contact the entire time, but Clive winced a lot.

BME:
What are you going to do with the finger joints? Are you guys going to eat each other’s fingers or anything like that?

CLIVE:
Right now they’re soaking in Bacardi 151 just to preserve them, but when my hand is feeling a little better and I can work with it again I’m going to skin them and make a pair of amulets so we can each wear each other’s ring finger bones as necklaces.

BME:
It’s been about a week now. How is the healing going?

GILLIAN:
I’ve had a little skin retraction so a bit more bone is exposed than seems right, but other than that it’s doing okay. We didn’t do much as far as aftercare comes... just packed them with [no-stick] gauze, left them alone, and kept them clean. We try to go swimming in the ocean every day — I think the salt water helps keep the wound flushed out.

Keys in hand

yitjuan — Wed, 16 May 2012 22:40:48 +0800

I saw this on reddit.

If you wake up late for work and rush down the stairs, please put your keys in a safe place - ie not your hand.

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Flying kick level : Cantona

yitjuan — Mon, 14 May 2012 22:34:31 +0800

Incredible flying kick

[YOUTUBE]riMuYsCLkzU[/YOUTUBE]

Chicken feet taste good

yitjuan — Sun, 13 May 2012 18:53:13 +0800

Anyone here like to eat Kai Kiok (Chicken feet)?

Where to buy this kind of chicken?

Got extra legs! Buy 1 chicken got 4 drumstick!

Eva Longoria and her friend Nick

yitjuan — Tue, 08 May 2012 21:35:30 +0800

The cat seems to like her

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Two Sleeping Cats

yitjuan — Tue, 08 May 2012 18:34:48 +0800

sho cute

This guy England very gooding

yitjuan — Sun, 06 May 2012 15:09:39 +0800

Whenever I hear a Malaysian try to speak English with a fake accent, this is how I hear them.

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00:27 - manuf***turing

Looks like a cat fries

yitjuan — Sun, 06 May 2012 11:25:19 +0800

Malaysia currently featured on CNN

yitjuan — Sat, 05 May 2012 19:55:52 +0800

Well, watching it now on CNN.

Retro skating - 1923

yitjuan — Tue, 01 May 2012 22:35:06 +0800

LOL at the skis part.

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WWW8 RM50k enuf or not?

yitjuan — Tue, 01 May 2012 11:58:42 +0800

How much you think is needed.

The resemblance is uncanny

yitjuan — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:02:35 +0800

in b4 racist, all <insert race> look the same comments

AN HERO

yitjuan — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:54:12 +0800

Sorry if posted before.

Guy lies down in front of police truck.

remind me of

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I hate ppl who don't pick up after their dog poo

yitjuan — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:00:46 +0800

Aussie spider eat snake

yitjuan — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 23:15:54 +0800

http://www.australiantimes.co.uk/news/in-a...d-in-cairns.htm

where to find this spider in malaysia?

How to learn Bahasa sms?

yitjuan — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 23:07:40 +0800

Hi guys,

recently someone suggested to me that i should try and learn more of Malay culture before criticising them. I felt that the first thing i need to do is improve on my command of BM. Currently I am good enough to speak and write formal letter in BM, but the usage of shortform in SMS and internet has stumped me. I am finding it hard to read these weird text messages, but I feel I should learn more so I can better understand them and what they are talking about.

Also feel that it is the future. One of the main criticism i had about BM was that it was too long winded, but with this sms style writing it is much easier to communicate compared to English.

Any panduan or guide to read, link? I found 1 from DBP but it isn't complete.

Thanks.

Red Bull

yitjuan — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 18:51:16 +0800

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