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Robot story

mxxuang — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:34:33 +0800

Things You Don't Want To Hear

mxxuang — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 00:10:44 +0800

Things that you don't want to hear from the surgeons when they're performing a surgery.

1. Oops!

2. Can't you stop that damn thing from beating!!? It's throwing of my concentration!

3. Could you please pass me the uhhhh....thingie....

4. Hey where did the scapel go?

5. I bet I could remove his heart and put it back in place without killing him.

6. What do you mean he's not here for a sex change operation!!???

7. A liver like this could fetch a hefty sum in the black market you know

8. A blackout!? Darn I can't see a thing, light up the candles

9. Wait, if his kidney is still there, then what's this we've just removed?

10. FIRE!!!EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Lameass story

mxxuang — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 15:16:38 +0800

This is a 'true' story of a young college
gurl who past away last month, at
shah alam. her name is Priya.she was
hit by a lorry.

i dont wanna mention the name of the
college. She have a boy friend named
Shankar. he stays in johor. both of
them are true lovers. they always hang
on the phone. u can never see her
without her handphone.

she spends 3/4 of the day talking with
shankar. both of them used maxis.
Priya's family knows about their
relationship. Shankar is very close
with Priya's family. (just imagine
their love)

Before she passed away she always told
her frens

"If I pass away please burn me with my
handphone"

she also said the same thing to her
parents.

after her death, ppl cant carry her
coffin. i was there. a lot of them
tried to do so but still cant.
everybody including me, had tried to
carry the coffin, the result is still
the same.

Eventually, they called their
neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand
(pak Darin), who is a fren of her
father. he took a sit and started
speaking to himself slowly. after a few
minutes, he said

"this gurl misses something here".

then her frens told Darin bout her
intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the coffin and place
her phone and SIM card inside the
casket. after that they tried to carry
the coffin. it could be moved and they
carried it into the van easily. all of
us were shocked. (can u feel the fear.
i'm shaking at this moment)

Priya's parents didnt inform Shankar
that Priya had passed away.
(pity Shankar). after 2 weeks Shankar
called Priya's mom.

Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home
2day. cook something nice for me.
dont tell Priya that i'm coming home
2day. i wanna suprise her."

her mother replied....."u come home
first, i wanna tell u something
very important."

after he came to shah alam, they told
him the truth about Priya. Shankar
thinks that they were playing a fool.
he was laughing and said
"dont try to fool me. tell Priya to
come out. i have a gift for her. pls
stop this nonsense".

then they show him the original death
certificate to him. they gave him
proof to make him believe.(Shankar
started to sweat)

he said... "its not true. we were spoke
yesterday. she still calls me.

Shankar was shaking. suddenly,
shnakar's phone rang.

"see this is from Priya. see this..."

he showed the phone to priya's family.
all of them told him to answer.he
talked using the loudspeaker mode. all
of them heard his conversation
loud and clear. no cross lines, no
humming. it is the actual voice of
Priya & there is no way others could
use her simcard since it is nailed
inside the coffin

they were so shocked and asked for pak
darin's help again. pak darin
brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve
this matter. he & Darin worked
for 5 hours. than they discovered one
thing...

tok Chen was sweating. his face was
red .

"i just cant believe this. it's quite
amazing" he said. " i didn't think that
this could actually
happen.unbelievable!

Oh My God! Maxis is the best line,ever.
we can still keep in touch even
when we're dead!! Talk about
coverage!!! Best coverage ever!!!
where can i get the SIMpack?"

Moral of the story...Maxis is the
best lar...

Which footballer inspire you the most?

mxxuang — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:19:34 +0800

The title says its all. It can be your idol, some footballer that you admire since a kid, coaches, anyone. Do tell what is it about him that makes you think he's a perfect role model for you.

For me, Teddy Sheringham is always a perfect example of someone who simply loves football. I remember there's an article not so long ago quoted him saying "I would join any club who wants me, even if they pay me 50 pounds a week, as long they let me play football". Despite his age, his ability to play football is amazing. He doesn't simply retire and enjoy his good life after that. I guess when you're so passionated about a sports, you don't mind about your age huh? Hope he can still continue playing even after his 50s(near impossible though )

Kisah Mat Rempit

mxxuang — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:52:26 +0800

Pada satu hari dalam bar terdapat la satu mat rempit minum kat sana. Bila dia habis minum dia pun keluar dari bar tu. Tak sampai 10 saat dia terus masuk kedalam bar itu semula dan menjerit "Siapa hantu yang curi motor aku harr!!!??? Aku tau dia kat sini. Dengar sini, saya akan minum satu lagi cawan air, bila aku keluar semula aku nak tengok motor aku kat sana, kalau tak saya akan buat apa rempit buat, dan saya tak suka buat apa rempit buat, faham!?"

Rempit tu pun pesan satu cawan air, dan bila dia keluar nak tengok motor dia, motor dia pun ada di sana, kat tempat asalnya. Pelayan yang lihat motor dia yang kembali pun tanya dia la "Aku nak tahu bang, apa yang rempit buat kalau motor hilang?"

Rempit tu pun kata:

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HELP! CPU Down Clock

mxxuang — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:19:42 +0800

One of my friend complained that his processor is running only at 1.2ghz. Here's a screenie of his CPU-Z. Can all u sifus tell me what's wrong with it :

Thx in advance. My friend is actually a forumer here by the name of AaronLooi but he dunno how to post image so have to open thread for him

Vote your favourite Zidane Headbut moments

mxxuang — Sun, 16 Jul 2006 22:51:23 +0800

1. The original

2. Zidane, I Choose you!!!

3. Zidane, Saviour or Materazzi

4. Zidane LV3 6 Hit Combo

5. Zidane destroys the Death Star

6. Zidane headbuts a passerby

7. Crouch still p4wnz!!

8. Die! Mr President!

9. Zidane, butterfinger snatch thief!!

10. Lightning Element Headbut

Wearing weights on your limb

mxxuang — Wed, 24 May 2006 12:58:20 +0800

Hey not too long ago a friend suggested that I should wear weights on my leg and hand to strenghten up my limbs.

Just wanna ask any of you use these stuff before or not? Any side effect?

I need ur opinions.

Thx

You know you spend too much time in LYN forums if:

mxxuang — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 15:09:48 +0800

Signs and symptoms of a LYN forum addict :

- You're having a conversation with your friends and it gets off topic, so you yell out "SPAM!!!"

- In real life, instead of laughing you say "lol"

- You try to copy and paste something you've handwritten

- The new person in the class introduces themself and you shoud "n00b!!"

- You try to make a 0_o face (or any other emoticon!) in real life

- You write in 1337 in school

- You give your friends warnings for going off topic during conversations, and threaten to ban them

- You wish you could modify something you just said

- Everytime you hear the word "Relevant authorities", you'll think about the mod

- You say unimportant things to people in real life just to boost your post count, You then celebrate your achievement

- Someone asks for help with their homework and you tell them to ask in the support forum

- Someone asks a question in class and you tell them to check google first

- You try to hotlink images from a book that you like

- Nobody answers your question in class so you keep shouting "BUMP!!!" over and over

- Instead of shouting "SALE SALE!!" or "Mari Mari Murah!!" in the pasar malam you actually shouted WTS WTS!!

- You tried to quote exactly, word by word what your friend said earlier, regardless of how long his sentence was

- You replace the word "Slow" with "Lag". For example, "Postman today lag lar"

Bias seller...

mxxuang — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:26:06 +0800

Okay a friend of mine who (let's call him A) here wanted to sell his handphone to another person whom he doesn't know (call him B). Both are LYN forumers. I won't issue their names yet coz I haven't got A's permission to post this complain but since he'll be away at from Malaysia with no access to the internet, I'll do the talking for him.

Okay so A advertises his handphone, and apparently he got 2 really suitable buyers, B and C. Apparently A chooses B because he PM A earlier for the phone request and everything was almost perfect. They set the date for COD, negotiated the amount.

Now few days before they meet, B was at a forum and he flamed a friend of A. A totally got pissed off and he decided to cancel the sales just because "I don't like B at all. I hate his attitude". Of course B totally got pissed off too and say they shouldln't take personal matters when it comes to sale.

By the way, A already sold to C already lar the phone...

So myt question is : A allowed to choose his buyers? I mean they already had a deal, let's not discuss about whether they got black and white transaction all that lar. I told A it's unethical to do so because they already set an agreement, but then A says

"B very kurang ajar, I think he sure some samseng fella one...."

Can A cancel his deal between B because he felt threatened by B?

Chatting via Bluetooth

mxxuang — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 12:21:48 +0800

Chat2u

Here's a really cool Java application where you can chat with several friends around you using Bluetooth. Works for most Java enabled phone with bluetooth function. Doesn't work on Sony Ericsson phones that comes before the K750i though, like T610,T63, K700 and S700. other phones I not sure....but most Nokia phone can kua

Hope you find this application usefull.

Downloading on behalf of other phones

mxxuang — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 00:05:13 +0800

I realise that since W900i and S700i have the exact same screen size, I've been able to play W900i games which i downloaded from Sony Ericsson website on my S700i. Unfortunately most w900i games are more than 250kb and only 3G phones are capable to do that. Any idea how I could transfer the games from w900i to S700i?