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What to do in Bangkok in 1 day?

cleetoreese — Tue, 02 Jul 2013 22:48:56 +0800

so im gonna go to bangkok next week for a 4 days for work
my whole stay there will be packed with meetings, presentations etc. so i only have night time to enjoy

i can only extend my stay there 1 day (5th day), so meaning, i only have 1 full day to fully utilize to explore bangkok
going out of bangkok is a definite no-no since i dont wanna waste my time on the road.

so, please suggest me must visit places in bangkok which are easily accessible via public transportation.
also, share some relevant tips, hidden gems etc. since the last time i went to bangkok was when i was a kid

inb4 tomyam
inb4 nong poy

added information

1. ive been to other parts of thailand before its just that i havent been to bangkok for quite some time
2. ts is meleis moslem so ts will try to respect the holy month of ramadhan

damn this girl got flow

cleetoreese — Wed, 29 May 2013 23:43:09 +0800

stumbled upon this video while surfing youtube

damn her voice is so seductive yet very soft and silky
damn talented she is
the most layan part is towards the end

[YOUTUBE]uUn5mW72fLQ[/YOUTUBE]

should i eat it or not?

cleetoreese — Fri, 17 May 2013 20:49:33 +0800

i bought a few pretzels this evening. i ate 1 and there's another one left, so i kept it inside the plastic bag and put it in the kitchen, saving for later. just now i took it back to eat. when i opened the plastic, there's a cute lil lizard inside. i took the pretzel out, and tied the plastic tightly.

now im in a dilemma.

question

1. should i eat the pretzel or not? is it okay? is it safe? no harm right? or is it better to just throw? but im so hungry and craving for munchies right now.

2. what should i do with the trapped lizard?

pic related
its the tasty delicious pretzel

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BLOWN MINDED

cleetoreese — Tue, 14 May 2013 22:04:31 +0800

watch this video. it is really awesome, i promise you. the song is very nice. the video is amazing. you will be amazed. when you are amazed, you will want to know how it was done. when you want to know how it was done, go to the youtube page of the video and read the description. when you read the description. you will be even more amazed. BLOWN.MINDED

[YOUTUBE]rumNQRfCoqw[/YOUTUBE]

What makes a MILF, a MILF?

cleetoreese — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:15:54 +0800

these past 2 days, i went through a work training/course somewhere in kl, and there's a lot of reps from various big organizations like banks, medical centres, property developers etc.
so, the table i sat with, there's this one kinda hot MILF. talked with her a lot, went lunch together, coffee break together and smoked together.

i can see that she's kinda old but she still has a rocking body, nice lightly makeup face, with a small hint of sexiness in her looks. i thought she must be in her 30's but when i asked her she said she's 41 and already has 4 kids. i was like dayummm

the way she talks, the way she hangs around, is like she's just like my age, or im somewhere her age. we can connect so easily

anyway, the point of the story is,
what makes a MILF, a MILF? what is it that makes them so attractive? so mysterious and so seductive. the way the look at you, her body language. what separates a MILF and a normal auntie?

discuss.
also, share your MILF experiences

Can your car achieve 603km on a single tank?

cleetoreese — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 22:24:33 +0800

im not really sure if this is worth sharing or not, but for me i think its quite impressive.
in one single tank (42litres), today i reached 603km before i refuel again. full tank is usually around rm77.
mind you, i drive from kl to damansara in the morning, and vice versa in the evening, and although the traffic is not as bad as going into kl in the morning and out in the evening, i still think its quite an achievement.
and i dont drive that slow or that fast either. i usually maintain around 90-110kmh.

is this normal? how far can your car go in one single tank? (city driving only)

bincangkan.

one of the sickest intro ever

cleetoreese — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 00:07:57 +0800

this song
the whole song is good, but there might be some that dont like the singing/talking part. but the music is damn sick

layan beb

[YOUTUBE]437b340Uu6g[/YOUTUBE]

spring breakers

cleetoreese — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:59:56 +0800

2 of the most babyface btches in my opinion, selena gomez and vanessa hudgens. i love vanessa's eyes or the way she looks

[YOUTUBE]8NmImzKiuQ0[/YOUTUBE]

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how can we feel feelings?

cleetoreese — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 23:21:35 +0800

theres a lot of feels in this world. but how do you translate feels? i mean how do people tell each other about feels? how to describe exactly and how does the person actually know the meaning of the intended feel? and how sure are they that they know that's the feel the other person is telling about? also, how do we feel feels that we have never feeled before? like when you see a movie, and something happened and you can totally know the feeling of that thing, while we ourselves never felt that feel. how can we know the feel if we havent experienced it yet?
thats why i think it might be something to do with past lives or something. so the feels that we feel are actually felt by our past lives.

i hope you understand my feel

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Which one first?

cleetoreese — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 01:31:58 +0800

Which one should i smoke first /k/?
Left one or right one?

i found a debit card

cleetoreese — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:40:31 +0800

i went to RHB cash deposit machine just now
then some stupid fella must have left his/her atm card there

so i took it out and try to look for the owner, no avail.
so now its in my hands.

and its a debit card. and most prolly the owner had just banked in some money into the account.

what do? my hands are itchy..

Have you voted yet?

cleetoreese — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:47:36 +0800

Exercise your right. Vote now.

http://www.shoutawards.com.my/2012/hot-chick-award.aspx

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MILF nora danish FTW!

Are you ugly? It sucks to be you then

cleetoreese — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 21:59:07 +0800

imma jus leave this shit here

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How will you look like when you are 27?

cleetoreese — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 22:51:31 +0800

How will you look like when you are 27?
Or if you are an oldfag, how did you look like when you were 27?

most importantly, how do you look now?

Why cant i embed this pic?

cleetoreese — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 01:48:40 +0800

inb4 nufag

photo-upload.at.ua/i600/2012/m14/e23568734345.jpg

Today i MC

cleetoreese — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:24:16 +0800

I am down with a fever since last night, so i took panadol after dinner and then i slept.
When i woke up today, i still felt like shit, so i sms-ed my boss saying im not coming to work, i take mc. Then i continued to sleep.
Now i just woke up but im feeling a lot better now.

I was thinking of going to the clinic this morning, but now i feel much better.
So, how do i get my MC liddis? For sure the doctor wont give one, since im not that bad.
Or should i wait until much later?

Or do you guys know where to buy MC?
(if duwan to say out loud, your PM is most appreciated)

thanks.

I accidentaly sat on my camera

cleetoreese — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:43:51 +0800

dear /k/,

to cut story short, i put the compact camera inside my back pocket and i sat down. then later i realized that the screen is fcked up, retak i guess.
can it be fixed? or is it better to just buy a new one?

its an old model btw, canon ixus 40, and its not mine, so i have to either repair it or ganti a new one.
if i buy a new one, can you guys recommend me a good but basic compact camera which is cheap (about rm300 or less, i poorfag).

thanks. drillz provided.

Would you go to this party tomorrow?

cleetoreese — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:42:00 +0800

Seems like fun, plus free some more. lineup also not bad la
the freebies and prize seems to be kinda mehh
wanna do a /k/ gaythering there?

Where to watch final tomorrow?

cleetoreese — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 21:32:21 +0800

any nice place to watch? got any special viewing party tomorrow?
come share share

Malaysian made sex stimulants

cleetoreese — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:55:24 +0800

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Malaysian-made sex stimulants rocking Kerala

CHENNAI: Malaysian-made sex-enhancing stimulants appear to be sexing up nocturnal activities in Kerala, but the influx of illegal imports of the libido-boosters into the state is worrying drug control officials.

Sex stimulants from gel, aphrodisiac brew, herbal pill and anti-impotence drug mostly produced by Malaysian firms are household names in the southern Indian state.

"Many products like cream or gel for genital use are found to be manufactured in Malaysia, like places in Selangor.

"Marketing is usually done through MLM (multi-level marketing) and it is hard for us to monitor," Ravi S. Menon, assistant drugs controller of Kerala's central zone said in a telephone interview.

Some cash-rich Keralites, he said, were willing to splurge hefty sums to purchase pleasure-boosting items, often sold at exorbitant prices.

For instance, eight grams of sex stimulant gel for men was being sold for about 3,000 Indian rupees (RM200) in some parts of Kerala.

"There is a strong demand in Kerala for these items...they are usually imported, together with cosmetics," said Menon.

In July, last year, his department seized a large consignment of herbal aphrodisiac sent from a Malaysian port and illegally imported into Kerala, aimed at giving the state's very own age-old ayurvedic love-potions a run for the money. - Bernama

sos

Malaysia ke arah kuasa besar seks dunia!