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Confession of a female teaser

Heart Kylie Heart — Mon, 16 May 2011 22:48:55 +0800

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Forget tight fitting hot pants, the skirt has been and will always be the reigning queen of tease. Guys dont wanna look at a pair of azz squeezed into a tight fitting pair of pants without any prospect of seeing what's behind it, it no longer works as a tease when there's ZERO chance of getting a REWARD for staring at it, it looses its attraction fast, like a random girl on her 15 minutes of fame behind a pair of camera lens, once this cold hard truth gets through the thick skull of men, they lose interest in you fast.

But skirts, now that's a whole different chocolate factory of willy wonkyness for boys. You see, what I've discovered from years of trying out countless outfits and mix matching is that men dont wanna see you completely nude but they dont wanna see you cover up too much either, what they really want, what really gets them go aaawooooh wolf crazy is the TEASE. Yes girls, a nice skirt can do just that, it shows our natural curves and gives the men some tiny bit of hope of peaking at what we have underneath (even though they may never get to see that blissful piece of cloth).

A skirt doesnt show too much, but just enough to get the men's imagination go wildddddddd. Now, the trick here is to not be too slutty and go micro with your skirt, that would be worst than a pair of tight hot pants and ruin the tease factor, the magic is in the TEASE, in how much you wanna show the men without showing too much, hiding the most essential part from their grasp but just barely.

What I found to work best is just above knee length plaid skirt or pencil skirt with a little slit on the side, you can pair them with a nice string top or sleeveless shirt for extra tease. Now, when I walk, the plaid skirt would fling from left to right, keeping the men's eyes fixed on the hypnotizing motion of the skirt's edge and my butt at the same time and when the wind blows, oh my my, the tiny bit of skin showing just above the knee would make them jizz in their pants. As for the pencil or tube skirt, the slit on the side alone is enough to reel the men in, hook and line, but what gets them the most are pantyhose and garter, wear these killers with your tube or pencil skirt and the slit on the side would be as stunning as the grand canyon in a man's eyes. Last but not least, knock them out with the occasional showing of the inner thighs by criss crossing your legs when you are sitting, its the ultimate finishing blow that would make their manhood explode in their fantasy, basic instinct indeed.

However, you dont actually have to reward them with anything in the end, we dont need to show them our panty, that would be too much and defeats the point of the tease, they would realize that you are deliberate and not accidental.

In short, hide them, but let them see some of it and make them think that you are not aware of it and as if you are accidentally showing them too much from time to time, men are such simple creature to manipulate.

Remember girls, skirts not pants reel in the men, they call them skirt chasers and not pants chasers for a reason, right girls?

Source: Internet.

Men are so dumb. *fling skirt*

I went to go watch Fast Five

Heart Kylie Heart — Sun, 15 May 2011 23:09:59 +0800

and its a lousy movie.

Ever since fast 1 (which is mediocre as well), all the subsequent fast & furious movies are crap at best.

90% of the audiences in the theater = Ah beng and their Ah lian gf.

Brainless movie for brainless people who are car fanatics.

Lauyah sungguh.

So you like Fast Five? You are a laoyah person then.

Why men like girls in high heels

Heart Kylie Heart — Sun, 15 May 2011 00:53:02 +0800

Who invented the idea that high heels are sexy?

How come a girl walking on her toes is sexy?

What is the science or evolutionary explanation for it?

I know why guys love to stare at boobs and hips, because a nice ample pair of boobs and shapely child birthing hip is a sign of good health and good genes to pass on to your children.

But high heels? They make people look like they have hoofs, like four legged animals do.

So why is it sexy? Why do our brain interpret it as sexy? Is it natural or taught to us by social media?

I know its bad for our posture, spine and general health but sometimes wearing it gets you the attention you need.

Do you grudge other forummer?

Heart Kylie Heart — Sat, 14 May 2011 09:49:12 +0800

So K, do you try to find fault in other forummers who wronged you or bested you in K? Do you spam the report button like a crazed monkey drooling at the mouth when you finally found something you could report?

Ex: A is good in general knowledge, A made you look like a chump in forum, you hold grudge, so you wait until he stumbles and make a mistake and you SPAM the report buttang kao kao until your cyber ego is satisfied and you stop drooling and gnashing your teeth like a mad man.

Do you do that?

Should Malaysia Abolish canning and death sentence

Heart Kylie Heart — Sat, 14 May 2011 00:16:44 +0800

Well? Barbaric or not?

Sarawak roads, best in Malaysia

Heart Kylie Heart — Fri, 13 May 2011 22:18:31 +0800

4WD like Hilux, Dmax and Triton very the famous in the sarawak, we use the cars very nicely at these nice roads built by emperor taib's company and crony lords.

Recommend me cheap chipset cooler

Heart Kylie Heart — Thu, 12 May 2011 21:45:41 +0800

My friends' computer got this small fan thing near CPU no longer spinning, it is overheating and PC always jam.

So I helped her ask around and one guy say I need a "passive chipset cooler" with no fan, so no longer have to worry about dying fan, since the small fan die easy and lousy.

So I am here, asking u guys for help loh, can help me recommend cheapest one or not?

He said coolermaster got one, small and cube shaped, aluminum, old model, use small plastic push pin something. (I wrote this down on paper since I dont know PC stuff, I just type whatever I wrote down, sorry for bad description yah)

50,000 more females than males in Malaysia.

Heart Kylie Heart — Thu, 12 May 2011 21:20:24 +0800

According to latest population census by Malaysian gov, there are 50,000 more females than males in Malaysia.

Malaysia census can trust or not? THey cincai count punya or really do heat count ah?

China girl, international b*tch

Heart Kylie Heart — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:35:20 +0800

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendi_Deng

Meet Rupert Murdoch's new wife.

Read the "personal life" section.

How many families are ruined by these china girls? Everyone in Malaysia knows someone who has been in a relationship with these kind of china girl.

They are like an invasion, of rotten b*tches.

Dont know who is Rupert Murdoch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_murdoch

I guess bad people do attract each other.

Wahhh, This is beautiful in feudal Japan

Heart Kylie Heart — Tue, 10 May 2011 20:49:57 +0800

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Maiko who are in their last stage of training sometimes color their teeth black for a brief period. This practice used to be common among married women in Japan and, earlier, at the imperial court, but survives only in some districts. It is done partly because uncoloured teeth seem very yellow in contrast to white face makeup; colouring the teeth black means that they seem to "disappear" in the darkness of the open mouth. This illusion is of course more pronounced at a distance.

Wahhh, Singapore Police so man.

Heart Kylie Heart — Tue, 10 May 2011 20:03:29 +0800

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wahhh, panda so cute

Heart Kylie Heart — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:26:38 +0800

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_panda

A lot of people in this thread should go back to school and work as rubbish collector or something.

How come LYN conman never get punished?

Heart Kylie Heart — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 20:02:07 +0800

I always see people's sig got picture and info of conman, how much they hate them lah, how much they think they will get punished by god lah, but in the end they are still free and enjoying your cheated money.

How come ah? You guys still trust garage sales?

ANY of these conman really caught and sent to police before or not? NONE?!!

This is menyedihkan.

Why things know how to do things?

Heart Kylie Heart — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 14:21:34 +0800

Recently I saw many people talk about god, no god, how things begin, where from lah and like that.

But I have question, how come things know how and what to do with themself? I mean how come H know must + 2O to become H2O water and not H + 3H become water instead?

Who or what say H + 2O must become water?

Or how come the universe know how to create things? How come they know they must react like this and that when near each other?

Got written law in space kah?

Also, physic law written by what? How come some things must follow physic in certain way? Why cannot in other way?

Got answer or not? Still scientist dont know kah?

Who here have rich parents?

Heart Kylie Heart — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 22:22:33 +0800

hehe, I"m not discriminating rich people, just want to know how many of you have rich parents?

I dont have loh.

Have to take care of little brother, help with family hawker business (small biz lah, barely enough to feed family), study hard, pay for own stuff (almost everything) and used to naik bas everywhere until I got a small scooter.

The injury I got from naik scooter, haih, tell also people no believe, but I still wear short pants, dont care what people say about scars liao, its not like I can remove them, if they dont like me because of my scar, they are not my friend anyway.

I recently noticed many rich children their parent keep at home like precious treasure, dont let them do anything dangerous outside, until they become loner and have to rely on computer and internet to cure loneliness, most of them sit at home after study, tuition, kurikulum and violin/piano lesson cause parent no allow them go outside do bad things with friend. They usually facebook or surf forum lah.

This include my tauke son, they have one son and one daughter, both keep like prisoner, so after they grow older also they cannot live normal, always stay at home and computer/internet/facebook/forum, cause already fixed mentality loh, no parent watching also they act like prisoner as adult, even after going oversea to study they also act like this, surf internet in dorm after school and activities, not much friend also.

So how many of you is like this?

Oh, btw, I think rich is if parent got combine salary RM10,000 or more loh.

Avril lavigne new song

Heart Kylie Heart — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:04:53 +0800

I heard this Avril Lavigne new song on radio, anybody know the name?

Its very funny.

I long time fan of Avril Lavigne.

Korean girl music

Heart Kylie Heart — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 17:38:36 +0800

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I dont listen to korean girl music, this is the first time I listen to it because friend recommended.

All my chicken skin rise liao. So geli.

Kylie is 10 years younger after

Heart Kylie Heart — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 21:04:36 +0800

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Wow, is this even possible? Botox? Facelift?

She's like 28 or something.