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how to handle this?

Captain Fap — Thu, 17 Mar 2016 09:41:21 +0800

she always listened to me
she always laugh together with me
she always look deep into my eyes
she always hang out with me
she always accept my invitation to park/movie/candlelight dinner

but, she always change topic whenever I want to ask about our relationship status, how to escalate further..

drillz

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why weather today so confusing one?

Captain Fap — Tue, 23 Feb 2016 11:36:49 +0800

itu sunlight manyak terang, tapi ada gelap2 cikit hmm

drill

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my auntie very good business woman

Captain Fap — Fri, 05 Feb 2016 15:31:18 +0800

she opened nursery at very cheap price (~~duno rate exactly~~ rm150-250!) in the middle of KL. we all confused how she did manage to pay standard minimum wage of 5 caretaker with babies /toddler count around 10 only, while maintaining her place+operation neatly. she donwan share her business secret..tamak liao.

today i found out dy her secret. in morning she (herself) and maybe with other caretaker too, go to crowded promenades/bridges/etc while carrying their babies/toddler, and minta sedekah. same spot as other peminta sedekah.

i observe them liao...passerby do drop money in their plastic case, and they quickly empty it so it looks empty. very keng business model.

but what i no understand is how the babies/toddler stay asleep for 2-3 hours straight at crowded place. if bangun, they drink drinks/milk then go asleep again.

amat basah

Captain Fap — Thu, 04 Feb 2016 14:12:51 +0800

reall topkek for guys who came up with this nickname. hahaha

interviewed an intern

Captain Fap — Wed, 27 Jan 2016 19:23:12 +0800

interviewed an intern today. damn they really got diamond in mouth. they barely can spell out their s kill and capability

no choice but to accept this intern, used friggin huge cable in company

your first pangsai on toilet seat experience

Captain Fap — Tue, 26 Jan 2016 14:21:18 +0800

i pangsai laju laju then plup..water shit kena my buntut

i founded that Mara Digital > Lowyat

Captain Fap — Tue, 26 Jan 2016 09:58:02 +0800

on toilet

can pangsai free ( lv2 above), toilet not bad also

new fan installation how much a?

Captain Fap — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 15:38:46 +0800

recently won ceiling fan, normal 4 blade fan.with IR

how much usually to call pipu to install?

tis is my 2nd day no LTE in KL

Captain Fap — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 13:47:13 +0800

anyone has LTE? Celcom user here

do you still sit?

Captain Fap — Thu, 21 Jan 2016 14:09:11 +0800

do you still sit?

her issue with Uber

Captain Fap — Tue, 19 Jan 2016 19:01:50 +0800

my amoi kolig said that her debit card and kwik card both kenot use for uber
anyone can help her?

she looks like dis (on right) :

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thank you /k for the consolation

Captain Fap — Mon, 18 Jan 2016 10:01:31 +0800

it really helped me going thru this moment

she should said yes, but..

Captain Fap — Mon, 18 Jan 2016 08:08:04 +0800

i feel really hopeless right now.

this is the story, ive known her for 26 weeks and everything going smooth. yesterday I to her, but then she just like that.

what should i do?

why amoi still doing it, on rainy day?

Captain Fap — Fri, 15 Jan 2016 19:38:30 +0800

why amoi still wearing hot pants even thou on rainy day? no scared virus penetrate kitten?

drill https://www.google.com/search?q=hot+pants&p...XoPC04Q_AUIBigB

why girl always assume that guys with big bike..

Captain Fap — Thu, 14 Jan 2016 08:49:11 +0800

got big d1ck?

sinkie

Captain Fap — Tue, 12 Jan 2016 13:54:44 +0800

what kind of sinkie good for dapur washing usage?

muar ppl come in

Captain Fap — Mon, 11 Jan 2016 14:47:25 +0800

which shopping mall u guys go for cinema?

set gergasi idola malaya

Captain Fap — Sun, 10 Jan 2016 17:58:39 +0800

wat shit is this organization? so many bohjan bohsia selfie each other at RnR. touch each other genitals and vjj at parking lot.

blue black color shirt

Abdul Rahman keep sending me his new topic link

Captain Fap — Sat, 09 Jan 2016 19:08:09 +0800

how?

why many astro owner / astro shareholder butthurt

Captain Fap — Sat, 09 Jan 2016 14:03:46 +0800

over netflix availability in msia? straight away accuse tppa causing that.

bodo ini punya macai