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GreatSage — Sat, 29 Oct 2016 15:29:38 +0800

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Apple Q4 2016 Earnings: Made $9B In Profit

GreatSage — Thu, 27 Oct 2016 12:29:25 +0800

Apple Q4 2016 Earnings: Sold 45.5M iPhones, 9.2M iPads, 4.8M Macs, Made $9B In Profit

Apple has just announced its latest quarterly results at its Q4 2016 earnings call, with the company having a typically successful three months running from July through September.

Having made the accounts public via conference call today, the company confirmed that it posted revenue of $46.9 billion during its fiscal 2016 fourth quarter, ending September 24, 2016. Apple’s previous guidance for the period was somewhere between $45.5 billion and $47.5 billion.

With a quarterly net profit of $9 billion, Apple shifted 9.2 million iPads, 45.5 million iPhones, and 4.8 million Macs during the quarter. Compared to this time last year’s results of $11.1 billion profit, 48 million iPhones, 9.9 million iPads and 5.7 million Macs it’s fair to say volume is down, but Apple isn’t too concerned. In fact, CEO Tim Cook is positively beaming

“Our strong September quarter results cap a very successful fiscal 2016 for Apple,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s CEO. “We’re thrilled with the customer response to iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus and Apple Watch Series 2, as well as the incredible momentum of our Services business, where revenue grew 24 percent to set another all-time record.”

Apple’s also returned over $9 billion to investors, which is a lot. Records were also beaten when it comes to operating cash flow too, with Apple’s CFO Luca Maestri was equally pleased by.

“We are pleased to have generated $16.1 billion in operating cash flow, a new record for the September quarter,” said Luca Maestri, Apple’s CFO. “We also returned $9.3 billion to investors through dividends and share repurchases during the quarter and have now completed over $186 billion of our capital return program.”

So where next? Apple has announced its guidance for the first quarter of fiscal 2017, and with revenue between $76 billion and $78 billion expected, that Scrooge McDuck-like pile of money Apple is already sitting on looks set to get even larger.

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GreatSage — Tue, 25 Oct 2016 18:31:19 +0800

In The Wake Of Note 7 Recall, Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge Now Explodes While On Charge

An employee from one of the largest carriers in the United States is claiming that one of the company’s customer has experienced an exploding Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge incident.

The employee, has understandably requested to remain anonymous, suggesting that the customer in question experienced an exploding S7 Edge handset while it was on charge using Samsung’s original and official charger. What makes this even more depressing for the customer, is the fact that he had just taken ownership of the S7 Edge two weeks earlier after trading in for a recalled Galaxy Note 7.

We’re sure that Samsung will want to do its own investigation on this latest Galaxy S7 Edge to explode, but it’s by no means the first device in this model range to suffer from this type of issue. Just last month we heard about another Galaxy S7 Edge exploding, this time in the trouser pocket of an individual working a construction job.

That particular incident resulted in the unfortunate device owner suffering from third degree burns and having to go through extremely painful skin graft procedures for which the owner is in the process of taking legal action against the South Korean company.

Similar to this latest incident, there was also another exploding S7 Edge last month that was placed on charge overnight using the original supplied Samsung charger, which also ended up in disaster with the hardware catching fire while taking on power. Of course, it’s easy to actually point the finger directly at Samsung given the fact that the Note 7 debacle has raised awareness of device explosions, but this issue isn’t unique to the company with Apple also having to deal with an exploding iPhone 7 incident recently

One thing to remember here is that there is, and always will be, a very small number of devices that ship with lithium-ion batteries which will ultimately ending up meeting such fate. The failure rate of that particular technology means that approximately one in every ten million devices sold using lithium-ion batteries will have some issue.

Of course, with Samsung being aware of over 100 such cases of the Note 7 range in the United States alone, they will definite want to take a close look into this as well.

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GreatSage — Fri, 14 Oct 2016 19:33:00 +0800

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Galaxy Note 7 Owners Receiving Fire-Proof Boxes

GreatSage — Wed, 12 Oct 2016 17:43:22 +0800

Galaxy Note 7 Owners Receiving Fire-Proof Boxes With Gloves From Samsung For Returns

Samsung has been accused of reacting slowly to the mess that has culminated in the Galaxy Note 7 being killed off for good following a host of fire-related issues, but nobody can accuse the company of not taking seriously the way it goes about getting all of those devices back to home base.

As one XDA-Developers forum-goer has shown via video, Samsung is not only sending boxes out to Galaxy Note 7 owners in order to make returns as easy as can be, but it is also potentially going a little overboard on the safety aspect of said returns.

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As the video shows, Samsung is not only providing owners of the Galaxy Note 7 with a box in which to return their smartphone, but also a set of gloves to make handling the device as safe and can be. Oh, and that box? It’s no ordinary box, because this box is in fact, wait for it, a thermally insulated box. Should the Galaxy Note 7 held within decide to get a little too warm, anything outside that thermally insulated box should be just fine and dandy, with no risk of residual fires being started.

Samsung understandably doesn’t want to take any risks with these devices, which also explains why they will not be shipped via airplane, just in case. In fact, Samsung is also providing a label that ensures everyone involved knows that the package is “forbidden for transport by aircraft.”

Forbidden is a strong word, but given the FAA’s reluctance to allow Galaxy Note 7 handsets anywhere near something that can leave the ground, it’s perhaps wise to ensure an airplane of Galaxy Note 7 handsets on their way back to Samsung isn’t something we have flying around above us, you know, just to be safe.

Be sure to check the video out and marvel at the lengths Samsung is now going to in order to ensure no more people run the risk of being harmed by one of its ill-fated Galaxy Note 7

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Time bomb aka Nut 7 did it again

GreatSage — Sun, 09 Oct 2016 15:52:13 +0800

Another Replacement Galaxy Note 7 Catches Fire, CPSC Investigating

The scandal-ridden debut of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 has the smartphone’s life hanging in the balance as it continues to make the news in fiery fashion even after the South Korean smartphone maker had to recall, and subsequently replace, initial batches following widespread reports of batteries overheating and catching fire.

With the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission already investigating the recent debacle that saw a replacement Note 7 catch fire on a Southwest Airlines flight, all signs point to a rocky future for the device, as a report out of Farmington, Minnesota alleges a similar fate for another replacement unit.

The Note 7, owned by 13-year-old Abbey Zuis, is alleged to have melted in her hand. Thankfully, the Farmington teenager only suffered a minor burn to the thumb. The phone, however, appears to be in a state very similar to that of the one involved in the Southwest Airlines fiasco, with the battery having burned through much of the phone and its protective cover. 5 Eyewitness News reports having been provided receipts by the teenager’s father that confirm the Note 7 was indeed a replacement unit, and that the CPSC will be taking a look at it as part of their ongoing investigation.

“If the new phones that are supposed to be the replacement aren’t doing what it’s supposed to, there’s no reason my daughter or someone to be injured by their phone,” Andrew Zuis said in support of the notion that Samsung should order another recall.

A second recall may, in fact, be on the cards, if recent rumors are to be believed, though it may very well result in the phone losing all appeal in the market and ultimately being scraped from the Note product line.

In a statement to 5 Eyewitness News, a Samsung spokesperson said: “We want to reassure our customers that we take every report seriously and we are engaged with the Zuis family to ensure we are doing everything we can for them and their daughter.”

Every big name in the smartphone industry would shudder at the thought of being in Samsung’s shoes right now. What started off as the makings of a tough but surmountable challenge for the company’s PR team has spiralled out of control and now threatens to leave a permanent mark on Samsung’s reputation as a leading smartphone manufacturer.

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GreatSage — Fri, 07 Oct 2016 18:15:39 +0800

Seorang lelaki yang ditahan selepas dipercayai bertindak ganas dengan menakutkan pekerja sebuah hotel di Amerika Utara ‘tersipu malu’ gara-gara pihak polis menyangka dia memiliki ‘senjata berbahaya’.

Bagaimanapun, selepas pegawai polis itu meraba beberapa kali ‘senjata’ yang diragui itu, pegawai tersebut menyedari bahawa ia sebenarnya adalah alat sulit suspek.

Rakaman memalukan itu menunjukkan suspek yang hanya memakai seluar dan tidak berbaju ditahan pihak berkuasa selepas melakukan kekecohan di hadapan kaunter menyambut tetamu hotel terbabit.

Berdasarkan rakaman, suspek kelihatan menundukkan kepalanya semasa pihak polis memeriksa badannya, sebelum menemui ‘objek’ yang meragukan.

Pegawai terbabit kemudiannya memeriksa sekitar poket kiri lelaki tersebut dan meraba ‘sesuatu’ beberapa kali, sebelum menyedari ‘objek’ tersebut adalah zakar suspek yang disifatkan ‘panjang’.

Memetik laporan portal antarabangsa, Mail Online, rakaman tersebut menimbulkan pelbagai reaksi dalam kalangan pengguna media sosial Reddit.

Seorang pengguna berkata; “Dia (polis) kelihatan kagum (zakar yang ‘panjang’) dan malu pada masa yang sama.”

Manakala seorang lagi berkata; “Walaubagaimanapun, ini adalah baik (bukan senjata berbahaya), mereka berdua (polis) mengakui ia berlaku (meraba alat sulit).”

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GreatSage — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 23:39:05 +0800

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GreatSage — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 17:39:05 +0800

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GreatSage — Thu, 29 Sep 2016 10:57:00 +0800

Mass murder and warlord of Africa now in Kedah prison

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GreatSage — Mon, 26 Sep 2016 08:25:30 +0800

COLORADO - AMERIKA SYARIKAT. Seekor anjing yang dipanggil mia telah bertindak menikam tuannya sendiri di bahagian tangan menggunakan pisau kupas buah.

Mia yang merupakan anjing baka Chesapeake Bay Retriver berumur satu setengah tahun milik Celinda Haynes dikatakan mengutip pisau tersebut menggunakan mulutnya di kaunter dapur dan meninggalkan mata pisau tersebut di luar mulutnya.

Menurut Haynes, dia sudah cuba memujuk Mia dengan memberikannya biskut anjing namun rancangannya gagal apabila Mia bertindak menyerbu ke arah beliau untuk mendapatkan sneknya itu.

“Ketika Mia menyerbu ke arah saya untuk makan biskut anjing, secara tidak sengaja pisau tersebut terkena lengan saya dan meninggalkan luka yang dalam iaitu sepanjang empat hingga lima inci,” katanya kepada KDVR TV.

Pegawai polis Hudson, Brent Flot turut mengatakan bahawa dia berasa sangat terkejut apabila mendapat laporan bahawa seekor anjing telah menikam tuannya.

“Apabila saya mendapat laporan tersebut, saya berasa sangat terkejut hingga meminta agar ia diulang semula. Saya berasa sangat pelik apabila kejadian sebegini boleh terjadi.

“Yang pastinya, Mia tidak akan ditangkap, dia seekor anjing!” katanya lagi.

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GreatSage — Fri, 23 Sep 2016 23:31:48 +0800

HENAN - CHINA. Sebuah syarikat di China mengumumkan polisi baharu di mana mereka akan memecat kakitangan yang membeli telefon pintar iPhone 7 atau iPhone 7 Plus.‎

Syarikat yang terletak di Nanyang City mengeluarkan amaran itu dalam notis rasmi yang ditandatangani oleh jabatan pentadbiran syarikat merayu kepada mereka untuk menyokong produk buatan sendiri, dan memboikot barangan Amerika Syarikat dan Jepun.

"Jika anda mempunyai begitu banyak wang untuk membeli telefon Apple yang baru, adalah lebih baik menghabiskan wang anda untuk memberi manfaat kepada kesihatan ibu bapa dan anak-anak anda. Bekerjalah, bukan untuk barangan mewah itu."

Notis itu telah menimbulkan perdebatan yang luas dalam talian selepas ia disiarkan di media sosial China.

Ada yang berkata, tindakan syarikat itu sebagai patriotisme, manakala ada yang berkata tindakan itu tidak sah kerana ia melanggar undang-undang buruh China.

Sementara itu, kerani pejabat itu yang hanya dikenali sebagai Liu menjelaskan, tujuan notis itu adalah untuk menyeru semua kakitangan untuk memberi perhatian yang lebih kepada keluarga bukanya lebih kepada keperluan material.

"Bagi mereka yang telah membeli iPhone 7, saya rasa syarikat tidak akan memecat mereka," kata Liu

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GreatSage — Wed, 14 Sep 2016 16:49:12 +0800

'Saya tahu saya akan dipenjarakan' - LGE

GreatSage — Sat, 23 Jul 2016 08:59:09 +0800

GEORGETOWN - Ketua Menteri Pulau Pinang, Lim Guan Eng menafikan beliau tergesa-gesa untuk mengadakan Pilihan Raya Negeri (PRN) lebih awal adalah atas kepentingan dirinya.

Guan Eng berkata, beliau bimbang pentadbiran kerajaan negeri akan terjejas sekiranya PRN tidak diadakan lebih awal berikutan merasakan beliau akan dipenjarakan diatas dua pertuduhan rasuah.

Menurutnya, beliau amat menitikberatkan kepentingan rakyat dan mahu menyerahkan kepada rakyat dalam memberi mandat baharu bagi memimpin Pulau Pinang.

"PRN bukan untuk selamatkan Lim Guan Eng. Saya tahu saya akan dipenjara oleh BN dan Umno melalui konspirasi jahat mereka. Saya tahu, semua pihak pun sedar perkara ini. Apa yang kita mahu, selamatkan rakyat, Malaysia dan juga Pulau Pinang.

"Rakyat, negara dan negeri ini masih boleh diselamatkan tetapi Lim Guan Eng tidak boleh diselamatkan lagi. Sebarang kemungkinan akan berlaku dan sekiranya saya dipenjarakan, kerajaan negeri tetap milik rakyat Pulau Pinang.

"Walaupun kerajaan negeri dan parti percaya saya tidak bersalah, tetapi kami bersedia menyerahkannya kepada rakyat. Sebab itu kita mahu ikut saluran demokrasi bagi memberi laluan kepada rakyat sama ada sokong semula kerajaan negeri Pakatan Harapan yang dipimpin oleh saya dengan mengadakan PRN. Kita mencari mandat baharu supaya kesahihan, perundangan dan kredibiliti tidak terjejas," katanya kepada media, hari ini.

Guan Eng berkata, PRN adalah langkah untuk menentukan sokongan rakyat terhadap dirinya dan Pakatan Harapan selepas dirinya diheret dalam konspirasi BN dan Umno.

"Saya ingin mencabar Perdana Menteri. Jika benar beliau tidak salah, jalankan pilihan raya umum bagi mencari mandat baharu untuk memerintah negara. Beri laluan kepada rakyat buat keputusan.

"Tiada pendakwaan ke atas saya tetapi mereka mampu bawa saya ke mahkamah. Saya didakwa kerana membeli rumah, bukannya makan wang rakyat sedangkan bapa segala rasuah tidak pula didakwa," katanya.

Sebelum ini, Guan Eng didakwa atas dua pertuduhan salah guna kuasa dalam pengezonan semula tanah di Lot 436 dan 437 daerah Barat Daya kepada syarikat Magnificient Emblem Sdn Bhd.

Beliau turut dituduh mendapatkan balasan dalam bentuk rumah banglo bernilai RM2.8 juta di Jalan Pinhorn yang dijual kepadanya di bawah harga pasaran.

Rancangan PRN yang akan diadakan lebih awal itu dikatakan tidak direstui sekutu DAP dalam Pakatan Harapan, PKR dan Amanah.

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GreatSage — Sat, 23 Jul 2016 08:42:31 +0800

'Saya dijual dengan nilai 12 ekor lembu'

TANZANIA - Kejadian culik, rogol dan kahwin paksa sudah tidak asing lagi bagi penduduk di utara Tanzania.

Bagi suku kaum Sukuma di Shinyanga, dekat sini, perkataan 'kupura' (culik kanak-kanak) boleh dikatakan didengari setiap hari memandangkan kejadian melarikan kanak-kanak dianggap tidak salah di sisi undang-undang di daerah itu.

Maka tidak hairanlah kes-kes jenayah seperti culik dan rogol kanak-kanak begitu banyak direkodkan.

Mengikut kepercayaan, golongan lelaki Sukuma berhak menikmati tiga 'benda' dalam kehidupan mereka dengan bebas dan tanpa sekatan. Ketiga-tiga 'benda' yang dimaksudkan ialah daging, arak dan wanita.

Apabila seseorang lelaki Sukuma berkenan pada seseorang kanak-kanak, mereka akan cuba menjejakinya untuk mendapat tahu waktu dan lokasi di mana kanak-kanak itu berada sehinggalah berjaya menculik dan merogolnya.

Apa yang mengejutkan ialah ibu bapa kepada mangsa kanak-kanak terbabit biasanya tidak akan membuat laporan kepada polis.

Sebaliknya mereka akan berusaha mencari penculik, bukan untuk menyelamatkan anak mereka, tetapi adalah untuk berbincang dengan penculik berapa jumlah ekor lembu yang boleh diberi sebagai syarat pertukaran dengan anaknya!

Seorang bapa, Kurwa Masanja berkata, dia kini menyesal apa yang telah dilakukan terhadap anaknya, Grace yang kini baru berusia 13 tahun.

"Suami Grace telah meninggal dunia setahun lalu akibat kemalangan jalan raya. Ketika dia kahwin, saya mendapat 12 ekor lembu sebagai gantinya. Kini hanya tinggal enam ekor sahaja, setelah enam ekor lagi dijual untuk membina rumah kedua saya," kata Masanja.

Menurut Masanja, dia setuju menerima 12 ekor lembu sebagai "hantaran" daripada seorang lelaki berusia 30an.

"Anak saya pada mulanya enggan kahwin dengannya. Tetapi saya tetap paksa dia sehingga saya memukulnya dengan tali pinggang sehinggalah suatu hari, lelaki itu bersama ahli keluarganya datang ke rumah saya dan membawa lari anak saya.

"Malangnya, anak saya terus hidup penuh derita. Dia kerap didera dan dirogol lelaki itu," katanya.

Hari ini, di bawah bantuan sebuah badan bukan kerajaan, Grace dilatih menjalani beberapa kursus kemahiran seperti memasak bagi memberikan sinar baru dalam kehidupannya.

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GreatSage — Sat, 11 Jun 2016 08:49:16 +0800

RIO DE JANEIRO - BRAZIL. Polis menahan seorang lelaki yang didakwa merogol, membunuh dan menarik keluar jantung seorang kanak-kanak perempuan, Rabu lalu.

Laporan Dailymail mengatakan mayat Raiana Aparecida Candida, 10 yang dilaporkan hilang pada hari tersebut ditemui tertanam di sebuah ladang di Rio de Janeiro.

Suspek, Jairo Lopes ditemui bersembunyi tidak jauh dari lokasi kejadian dan kemudian dibelasah kira-kira 500 penduduk tempatan.

Pihak polis terpaksa menggunakan helikopter untuk mengeluarkan Jairo dari kawasan tersebut.

"Kami terpaksa membawa keluar suspek dengan cepat kerana penduduk tempatan mahu membunuhnya," kata Ketua Polis, Giovanni Idalmo de Faria.

Kata Giovanni, suspek mengaku melakukan pembunuhan pada masa lampau tetapi tidak mengaku merogol dan membunuh Raiana.

Siasatan awal mendapati Jairo mahu menculik Raiana dan mendapatkan wang tebusan.

Detektif pula mengesyaki kemungkinan Jairo merogol dan membunuh Raiana untuk upacara sihir.

Kemungkinan tersebut timbul selepas mendapati terdapat tatu kumpulan ahli sihir di bahagian perut suspek.
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GreatSage — Tue, 24 May 2016 01:02:27 +0800

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