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Instagram users - survey

onimusha_m16 — Mon, 04 Nov 2013 18:59:12 +0800

If you used Instagram before, can u help to do a short survey in the link below? drillz provided below

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/QS2B9CH

drillz somehow related.

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Where to buy kubotan?

onimusha_m16 — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 13:59:00 +0800

Where can i find something like this in kl/selangor?

Thanks!!

ada wang ada amoi/awek/b****

onimusha_m16 — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:10:50 +0800

which photo do u prefer?

onimusha_m16 — Sun, 22 May 2011 09:47:19 +0800

natural (left) post-processed (right)

another maths problem

onimusha_m16 — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 12:05:51 +0800

how to become a secondary school teacher ?

onimusha_m16 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 07:23:50 +0800

i have a mechanical engineering degree, what other courses i have to take in order to become a secondary school teacher?

how to become a secondary school teacher ?

onimusha_m16 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 07:22:58 +0800

i have a mechanical engineering degree, what other courses i have to take in order to become a secondary school teacher?

tips for tomorrow V-day

onimusha_m16 — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:13:04 +0800

floss your damn teeth
scrape your damn tongue
clean your damn ears
clean your damn nose

good luck

have gf.. yet still feel forever alone

onimusha_m16 — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 20:52:22 +0800

yes, i may not be foreveralone coz i hv a gf
but sometimes when i posted something on facebook, no one will notice n leave a message

so what's the problem?

i have faceproblem?
im 2" ?
im a troll?

opposite of foreveralone

onimusha_m16 — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 21:20:07 +0800

pls suggest a term for the opposite of foreveralone

half cut at melaka

onimusha_m16 — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 10:17:38 +0800

where can i find shops that sell half cuts in melaka? like yrv

picture of that pity car

onimusha_m16 — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 20:29:27 +0800

who has the picture of that pity car?

For the LOLZ

onimusha_m16 — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 18:17:16 +0800

wake up call to girl

onimusha_m16 — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 07:30:16 +0800

pls i need help from /k/

wat can i talk about in wake up call to girl?

thanks /k/

choose 1 chick (from left)

onimusha_m16 — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 14:48:51 +0800

From left to right

treadmill chick !

onimusha_m16 — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 14:06:01 +0800

phua chu kang

onimusha_m16 — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 22:09:26 +0800

Phua Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiya, ah boy, enjoyable bcos, jus like when you dig your nose
with your finger ma!
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Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right?
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Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Aiya! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not? Eh? Don't pray pray ah?
Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oi!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siao ah? Use
your Blain, use your blain…
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Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making
love?PCK: Eh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling ma. Collect
or not?
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Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boy, use your blain, use your blain. You go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole class isit? Stupid lah!
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Aloy: Wah... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good?
PCK: Aiya... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also!

Muff Cabbage

onimusha_m16 — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 19:36:57 +0800

Wat the hell is a muff cabbage?

nikka KFC

onimusha_m16 — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 18:16:14 +0800

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what is the full name for FAP?

onimusha_m16 — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 08:46:23 +0800

FAP = Frequently Adjusting Penis

is there any other full name for fap?