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Terima kasih, Najib!

suicai99 — Fri, 10 May 2013 00:21:32 +0800

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=183...65239600&type=1

Official bijan's own fb page.

Bijan, whoever that handles your fb page not only shud be fired, but also shot and c4'ed.

Not only he created bullshit blatant lie, he did it with such a piss poor quality of english language that... That... Aargh i am really speechless nao... Hark ptuih!

he reflects not only on you, bijan, it reflects on all of us malaysians too!

Rintihan melayu singapura...

suicai99 — Tue, 07 May 2013 11:58:11 +0800

Kalau dah merana sangat tu, kenapa tak hijrah je datang ke mesia? Just a bridge cross away apa...

Kat sini, bangla pun boleh dapat ic, manusia bertaqwa macam kamu lagi la senang, siap ic biru dan passport mesia sedia menunggu as soon as ko lepas border customs checkpoint kat jb tu ha... Mai la sini. Why stay there and not packing up already? Mai la....

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Today i read my diary i wrote when i was 18..

suicai99 — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:32:44 +0800

I realised that i didnt marry the ideal girl of my life. She's just so high above me she is unreachable. I feel mellow and down.

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not to say that my wife is no good, i'm just saying that the person i ended up with were never one i would have considered perfect macth/dreamgirl/princess of my life etc when i was 18. I wonder how life would turn out had i been with a different girl?

Shit, even now i have my eyes on other girls apart from my wife, but like hell that girl would want a slob like me, a married one even! Booo....

U guys think that we muslims can marry 4 wives is great eh? Open your eyes like i did. Life is not a bed of roses, and things never turns out just like we imagines.

(ok end with my mellowness, time to move on. Thanks for reading.)

Bibir fags come here!

suicai99 — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:46:54 +0800

Jet Fly-by in kl

suicai99 — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 09:11:37 +0800

just now. Thrice. While I'm busy shitting in toilet

Rage against anime and kpop...

suicai99 — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 16:58:17 +0800

Getting desperate running out of idea!

suicai99 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:05:54 +0800

semoga berjaya!

Anyone fan of UAI?

suicai99 — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 09:54:39 +0800

Sedar2 kapiaq tu namanya ber-"bin" juga.

Bodoh tak bertempat.

Where is StationMonkey?

suicai99 — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 23:35:53 +0800

Is she the one on the right? Or the one on the left? Such a beautiful, seducing pair of eyes...

Tomorrow You guys should come out and support!

suicai99 — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 17:01:29 +0800

wat? U think only PR can do gaythering, BN cannot do ka?

Just watched Jack Reacher

suicai99 — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 01:04:27 +0800

To Rosamund Pike's nenen... Very bouncy!

Karma is a beetch! A true story...

suicai99 — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 16:59:15 +0800

An hour ago, i went to the office toilet to pee. See see there's this cockroach in the urinals... Just like this.

suddenly An evil thought came to my mind. I aimed my shot at that little fella. Since I've been holding the water supply since lunch, it amounts to quite alot. With a wet urinal that fella cannot escape and became my victim of continuous shooting.

Once i was done, i flushed that bugger. I know it wont kill him since cockroaches are Damn good swimmer and they only drown if they're dropped into oil. After a while i got bored and left the toilet. That bugger is still crawling in the urinal trying to get out.

Half hour later, i noticed those ah mois from marketing are smiling sheepishly to me everytime i walk over to the printer room. Weird. That rarely happens. Today got special event ka? It was quite a while only i realised that this happened to me.

lesson learnt. You may bully a helpless, small little creature, but KARMA retribution is furious and comes in ways you can never realise.

Sekian terima kasih.

DJ scene in Vietnam...

suicai99 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 02:33:32 +0800

FFFFUUUU!!! This is good shiat yo.

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Bounce bounce bounce

No wonder they kicked tigers 2-0

Our local DJs no fight la...

Let's guess what Muhyiddin....

suicai99 — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 08:40:16 +0800

Pak Lah ada islam hadhari,
Bijan ada 1Malaysia,

guess what Muhyiddin gonna put up as his slogan? Suggestions are welcome.

Cute big eyed waitress...

suicai99 — Fri, 04 May 2012 13:50:26 +0800

At sakae sushi times square. Sorry no drills. You wana see you come down here and see for yourself.

KTHXBAI

Proof Malaysia have business dealings with Israel?

suicai99 — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:58:24 +0800

[STRIKE]those marking & inscriptions on the teargas bullet. looks alot like jewish writings no?[/STRIKE]

I dono but i let you decide for yourself

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update : apparently photo is cut-n-pasted, so ignore the jewish connotations then.

at least penmarker has been courteous enough to speak with manners.

the rest... aku tak tau la nak cakap camna...

RELA has already infiltrated PEKIDA!

suicai99 — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 01:27:12 +0800

Bincangkan....

Competition is though....

suicai99 — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:53:15 +0800

A samsung advert in apple thread....

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Fuyoh... my thread got magic'ed

suicai99 — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 17:07:25 +0800

anyway it was fun reading /k's response.

can you see photoshop?

suicai99 — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:33:30 +0800