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1Universe — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 18:31:07 +0800

Who is Virgo here?

1Universe — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 23:12:08 +0800

EDITED.

Do u think u are SMARTER

1Universe — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 23:02:36 +0800

Ah Chong is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees Ahmad next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.

Ah Chong turns to Ahmad and says to him, “I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.”

Ahmad laughs.

Ah chong says, “I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it.”

Ahmad laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?”

Ahmad goes home poor. Ah Chong goes home rich.

What song did Ah Chong sang?

Answer shall be revealed soon

Dedicated to..

1Universe — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 20:57:18 +0800

Just gonna stand there
And watch me get scammed
But that's alright
Because i like the way they scam.
Just gonna stand there
And watch me cry
But that's alright
Because i blame myself for it
Blame my stupidity...
Blame my stupidity...

I cant tell what it really is
But six yrs old knows what it looks like.
And right now there's my 5k
In my brainpipe
I cant think
But i still can fight
While i can fight
As long as the government feels right
it's like my dad's paying them right
Higher enough
to cover my arse
it's like im totally dependent
and i love it the more that i get scammed
i got SCAMMED
And right before my eyes
She seduces me
She fucuking seduced me
And i love it
Wait
What you doing
I'm scamming u (Scammer girl part)
No you aint
Come back
I want my money back
Here we go again
It's so insane
Cause when it's going good
It's going great
I'm Stupidman
with the brain in his a-s
She's scammer But it's too late
It's awful I feel so ashamed
I snap Who's that dude (Scammer girl part)
I dont even know his name (Scammer girl part)
I laid hands on him (Scammer girl part)
And he gave me five point two k. (Scammer girl part)
I guess i dont know my own strength (Scammer girl part)

Just gonna....~~~ (Repeat 1st verse)

Next time
I'll aim my fist
At the scammer
Next time
There will be no next time
I got conned
Even though i know it's lies
I'm tired of of the scams
I just want money back
I know I am a slowpoke
If they ever try to fucuking scam again
Imma open another thread
And set to be flamed.