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Mari kahwin!

yayaestique — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 20:46:32 +0800

Meet Chen Wei-yih, a 30-year-old Taiwanese office worker who has been searching for love, but to no avail. Tired of being pressured by friends and family, Chen has decided to just marry herself instead.

On November 6, Chen will be marrying herself at a special ceremony estimated to cost over NT$50,000 (or $5,675). Ever since opting for this unconventional act, she has received a bevy of attention in the spotlight—not to mention thousands of letters of support from women in similar predicaments.

The problem in Taiwan is that many women are marrying later and later, if at all. This has the government and older generations worried about a possible drop in births and the associated consequences. So in turn parents are constantly pestering their daughters to get married and bear children.

Chen hopes to change this annoying behavior by doing something so revolutionary and crazy that it’ll make parents in Taiwan think twice.

“My work and experience are in good shape, but I haven’t found a partner, so what can I do?” Chen asked. “It’s not that I’m anti-marriage. I just hope that I can express a different idea within a bounds of a tradition.”

And to top it all off, Chen intends on going on a honeymoon with herself to Australia immediately after the wedding. Indeed. There’s nothing quite like honeymoon sex with oneself!

Regardless, she is hopeful that others ladies will follow suit and also marry themselves. The question remains though: Will she be eligible for spousal tax benefits? If so, then I might just marry myself, though I’m just a guy!

kicap : http://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/11/01/fe...-woman-marries/

Aku sungguh bangga

yayaestique — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 18:40:50 +0800

Aku sungguh bangga dapat makan bell pepper.
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if a virgin girl use tampon would she be unvirgin

yayaestique — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 17:56:07 +0800

if a virgin girl use tampon would she be unvirgin

how come my serious talk thread gets kutuk from

yayaestique — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 17:08:14 +0800

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http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=1620183&hl=

that's my thread. read the last few posts.
reported but no action taken.
and i hope u guys aint gonna delete the page.

A wild Longcat appeared!

yayaestique — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 18:24:51 +0800

[YOUTUBE]goeO_vLAo4o[/YOUTUBE]

Transformers 4 : Attack of the MiloTinBots

yayaestique — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 15:46:08 +0800

hako is a..

yayaestique — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 15:31:47 +0800

car. made by scion.

i think i know a secret

yayaestique — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 14:59:56 +0800

where is se7en?
where has he been to?

i think i know now.

He has a dupe.

His dupe is potatojii.

Slutz Dolls

yayaestique — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 01:10:24 +0800

[youtube]eCBcv7YWlAA[/youtube]
[YOUTUBE]W5WAgDBVMoo[/YOUTUBE]

New Transmorfers Trailer

yayaestique — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 01:05:42 +0800

[YOUTUBE]7P6LB8sbeWc[/YOUTUBE]

enjoice

Best game in the world

yayaestique — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 23:38:44 +0800

[YOUTUBE]PYQhvW-tjNM[/YOUTUBE]
[YOUTUBE]Rw8gE3lnpLQ[/YOUTUBE]

Incredibly hot fireman dies

yayaestique — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 23:26:49 +0800

Old news.

Hot fireman dies.
Sob..
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Yay! Merehsia oso got

yayaestique — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 22:46:59 +0800

Yay. got beliung nipple!

Cannon pee pee

yayaestique — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 22:06:36 +0800

[youtube]mj05tyXnCrI[/youtube]

Feet in the sand.
Sunglasses on my face.
Hat on my head.
I'm in surf city x2.

Watch me play my miniature golf.
Getting it in the hole.
Panther bit my hand.
It hurts tiki-man humping just for fun.
Feeding dolphin out of my hand cos i can.

CANNON PENIS!

This tiki man's biting off my head.
Skee ball is fun.
Eventhough i'm really bad at it.

I AM ON A PIRATE SHIP.
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
I'M IN FRONT OF THE OCEAN NOW I'M IN THE OCEAN.

Oh my god this pizza's amazing.
Surfboard!
Why do i suck so much at skee ball.
Ice Cream!

Vacation over!

Marrybrown

yayaestique — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 16:25:26 +0800

Marrybrown Restaurant is a Malaysia based fast food chain.

Established in 1981, they now have over 350 outlets serving Fried Chicken, Burgers, Seafood, Rice Base Products, Noodles, Porridge, Finger Foods, Desserts and Beverages.

Do u rike eating there eventhough ayam is mahal than KFC?

but in UK marrybrown always full!
i see people replying to this sentence above. sorry u got tarped. no marrybrown in UK.

have u guys noticed

yayaestique — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 13:46:38 +0800

when we wear tights in gym women will look at our crotch and gasp @ telan air liur ?
why huh?

Love Triangle Crystal

yayaestique — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 01:07:59 +0800

Bertahun sudah ku menunggu dirimu
akhirnya kau menjadi milikku
sukarnya untuk ku melupakan mu kerna kau ku cintai selalu..

Tapi sayang kehadiran kekasih lama mu..
datang kembali mengenang cinta dahulu..
mengapa ini semua harus berlaku..
apakah ini semua kerna diriku..
sedangkan aku cuma watak dalam percintaan..
tak sanggup… aku melepaskan mu…

Kau ibarat terperangkap di tengah lautan…
tak tahu mana arah untuk kau menuju…

ulang chorus
Kau ibarat terperangkap di tengah lautan…
tak tahu mana arah untuk kau menuju…

Andai kau pinta untuk melepaskan mu…
terpaksa aku turutkan….
Mungkinkah ini suatu pengajaran di dalam percintaan…………

[addedon]October 27, 2010, 1:08 am[/addedon]Google Translate :

Many have I waited for you
finally you be mine
difficult for me to forget you I love you always DUREN ..

But unfortunately the presence of your old lover ..
Commemorating the first love came back ..
why this should all happen ..
What this all myself .. DUREN
but I just love the characters in the ..
... I could not let you ...

You're like stuck in the middle of the ocean ...
do not know which direction you're heading to ...

repeat chorus
You're like stuck in the middle of the ocean ...
do not know which direction you're heading to ...

If you're asking for your release ...
I had turutkan ....
Could this be a lesson in love ... ... ... ...

Cattus Longious, Felis Maximus, Longifeles Praelon

yayaestique — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 00:25:04 +0800

[YOUTUBE]QBabkRmI7IE[/YOUTUBE]
Anatomy of a Longcat

Long cat, as the name may suggest to some of the more observant youngsters here present, that this cat is ... Long! Right! As shown in the illustration Long Cats can grow to be OVER 9000 feet tall and dwarf most major land marks. It has been noted that certain Long Cats remain quite small before experiencing an immense growth-spurt which results in the cat rapidly alternating between LONG and not-so-long before finally sorting itself out and deciding on the former.

Certain organizations fight to abolish the Long Cat, arguing that it's worn out its welcome. Numerous Airlines have advocated and subsidized these organizations on the grounds that Long Cats cost them huge expenses every year when detours or escape maneuvers had to be performed in order to avoid some of the more immense Long Cats. Like no other mammals, Long Cats possess over 9000 cervical vertebrae. Some scientific authorities have argued that this is the key to their distinguishing length.

In the past avid Kitten Huffers have attempted to capture and huff Long Cat. However in the only recorded incident of a successful capture the ingestion of the Long Cat resulted in an overdose and its victim fell into a pancreatic coma. Kitten huffing isn't all fun and games, kids. Consult your friendly local dealer for more information.

Ears
They're not so important.

Eyes
No better than ears.

...But they're not as nice as Mikey's.... :-)

Legs

The multi-legged variant.
In most subspecies of Long cat, the legs are identical to those found in the more common short or normal cat. However, some types have evolved that are so long they have had to develop extra legs in order to support their middle sections.

Torso
The Torso is what makes Longcat long, actually. Without a torso, Longcat would cease to exist, except from a head and anus, which by many people's definition of a cat, would still be classified as a cat. Albeit a shit one.

In Nature

Physiology
Because of the length of Long Cats torso the metabolism is exceptionally slow. Everything eaten by the Long Cat must be digested over a 50 year period. Which is a LOOOOOOOOOONG time, in cat years. This could be why there's never been a recorded sighting of the Long Cat doing anything other than wandering around with an apathetic, empty-minded stare upon its feline face. Well, that's Long Cat for you.

Natural Predators

There can be only one!
The Long cat has essentially no predators ... however it has only one major natural enemy. Recently this unknown enemy has been identified as Tacgnol. Often Long Cat and Tacgnol will meet in order to settle their differences violently. This most commonly takes place in third-world countries and is often ignored by western media. However the President of the United States has an emergency procedure plan should the Long Cat battle ever arrive on America's shores.

A potential military strategy in defeating a rampaging Long Cat is the Star Wars Missile Defense Program. The plan involves circleing its legs with a grappling cable deployed until it is eventually taken down. This method was proposed and approved by president Raegan.

According to the Book of 4chan, Longcat will eventually do battle with the evil Tacgnol in an epic struggle for the universe. This battle will take place during the annual blues festival called "Catnarok".

Recent Sightings
There has been rumors of Tacgnol and Long cat fighting on January 12, 2010 in the third-world country Haiti, which the news has covered up as an "earthquake" as the people struggle to survive from the after math of the recent fight

Long Cat Size Comparison to Major Landmarks

Why do girls cry during concerts?

yayaestique — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 22:38:12 +0800

Why do girls cry during concerts?
They scream like hell then tears fall down their cheeks.
Pretty weird eh?

[youtube]MD9pcGonqeI[/youtube] Just skip to 0:40 on this video
Jet.. Jejet.. Wooo ooo oooh..
Jet... Jejet.. Woo ooo o oooh..

What's your wallpaper

yayaestique — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 19:38:56 +0800

This is my wallpaper. Sorry the quality aint that good because i'm using a cheap webcam.

Here it is using the snapshot mode