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Stephen Hawking dah bagi warning

lameduck — Mon, 19 Jan 2015 09:29:22 +0800

Judgement Day soon if we don't stop. Sorry if selow...

Sos tomato

Waifu convinced I curi makan

lameduck — Fri, 21 Nov 2014 09:18:03 +0800

Well, my waifu is convinced that I curi makan when I didn't. Since she's going to treat me like I did anyway, should I just go ahead and make it true? Seems like win win situation to me.

Pagi pagi masuk /k

lameduck — Wed, 01 Oct 2014 09:37:12 +0800

oh why?!!!

Attempted Rape Victim Revealed

lameduck — Wed, 09 Jul 2014 21:42:30 +0800

Bila mau hantar balik ke NZ?

SOS
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Hnnnnnnghhh!

lameduck — Wed, 26 Mar 2014 11:44:23 +0800

Honda NM4 Vultus

Kereta Potong is out...

lameduck — Tue, 28 Jan 2014 09:55:22 +0800

Sorry if slowpoke

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sos tiram

Eating Raw Kangkung?

lameduck — Wed, 15 Jan 2014 10:04:54 +0800

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Now everyone can own an Airport

lameduck — Fri, 10 Jan 2014 10:47:25 +0800

Airport on SALE!

EXTREME Edition

Newest Method to avoid AES Summons

lameduck — Thu, 09 Jan 2014 10:13:22 +0800

Almost ran down a banggala yesterday

lameduck — Thu, 09 Jan 2014 09:44:59 +0800

Was coming out of a T-junction into a one-way street, so I only look right to make sure no car. Terus tekan minyak, and this banggala was in front of my car cycling from the opposite direction. Daffark! Luckily brake just in time. He's wearing BN blue shirt and BN cap some more.

Lag up to 850ms!

lameduck — Fri, 03 Jan 2014 20:49:50 +0800

Has anyone else experience lag increase to 850ms in Diablo 3 Americas server? I used to get 200-300ms, but since Christmas Eve, it has been between 600-900ms. Unplayable! Using Unifi.

Good to see youths active in sports

lameduck — Thu, 26 Dec 2013 17:47:54 +0800

Saw 4 youths obviously going to play baseball together today. Those who say youths today spend all their free time in cybercafe, karaoke, or involve in gang activity is definitely wrong.

iFaggery knows no bounds

lameduck — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 11:54:34 +0800

SOS Masak Merah

Flip Table

lameduck — Thu, 22 Aug 2013 14:23:27 +0800

The conveyor belt is moving in the wrong direction. Dafuq!

Eye Massager

lameduck — Sun, 18 Aug 2013 15:56:22 +0800

Looks like a vibrator in disguise...

Sos for those who are interested in getting it.

When KL people come to Penang...

lameduck — Sat, 10 Aug 2013 21:13:52 +0800

iDiot

Nice bolster

lameduck — Thu, 04 Jul 2013 13:49:35 +0800

More Songlap Coming...

lameduck — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:42:46 +0800

Malaysia's Ministry of Education goes gaga for Google, adopts Chromebooks and Apps for Education

In the past, "going Google" was something only cities or state and federal governments did -- transitioning entire systems to the tech giant's cloud. But now, entire countries are making the leap and to do it, they're getting a giant Mountain View-assist. Following in the footsteps of the Philippines, Malaysia's Ministry of Education is embracing Google's Apps for Education nationwide, while also doling out Chromebooks to its entire school system. The initiative, part of the government's Education Blueprint, should go a long way towards reducing the barrier to the web in developing countries, while simultaneously reinforcing its use as a crucial learning tool. It's a smart move for a cash-strapped country like Malaysia, since Chromebooks are simple to use (there's no real OS), boot instantly and are relatively low-cost -- not to mention, GApps are free. And for Google, it's a really great way to bolster adoption.

SOS

Waiting for news of consultant company that will buy the chromebook for USD300 each and sell to our Ministry for USD1500 each (consultant fees included).

FUUUU...

lameduck — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 10:41:16 +0800

Chinese Man Requires Emergency Surgery After the Swamp Eel He Stuck Up His Butt Gnaws Through His Colon

A doctor in China couldn't help herself after she recently treated a man whose colon had been perforated by the eel he had stuck up his butt.

She just had to blog about it.

Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum.

Needless to say, it damn near killed 'im.

According to the doctor, the 20" eel gnawed its way through the man's colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding.

"The eel was simply trying to find its way out," another doctor is quoted as saying.

Happily, surgeons who worked through the night to extract the fish from the man's gut were able to save his life.

Shockingly, the eel survived the ordeal as well, though it didn't stick around for long.

One Japanese news outlet reports that the story of the man's misadventure has generated much conversation in his native land, along with many "LOLs."

It seems the Guangdong province resident was attempting to imitate a scene from an X-rated film he was watching, but the eel proved more slippery than anticipated.

Three years ago, a similar story took a decidedly unfunny turn after a Chinese man was badly injured by an eel that was inserted into his anus by his friends as a prank. He later succumbed to those injuries.

More recently, a man in New Zealand arrived at the hospital with an eel the size of an asparagus sprig stuck inside of him, but doctors refused to say how it got there.

SOS

Durian Runtuh!

lameduck — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:51:55 +0800