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Any one know about DC

mmshop — Mon, 01 Jul 2013 20:02:05 +0800

i notice my friend buying the DC power ring.,

Is it really work..? any one know about this..?

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER

mmshop — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 14:20:38 +0800

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal &
even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.

Urgent ..confinement lady --during cny

mmshop — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 14:15:09 +0800

Hi, there.. any one have /Know Experienced Chinese confinement lady to introduce..??
Needed at puchong..trust able..start about 26 or 30 Jan 2013....so it will be CNY time...

Health advice...‏

mmshop — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 13:08:04 +0800

Health advice...

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.

SO, REMEMBER ...

FASTING is good for your health and may God cleanse your dirty mind!

Laser

mmshop — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 11:27:11 +0800

Urgent to know who have any experience for the Skin laser treatment, i have all the above problem..
was thinking go for laser Spectra VRM III but heard it quite painful.

another worriers was the sunblock after laser, is there any sunblock Pro user can advise.?

Most Ideal Match for Man...?

mmshop — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:46:07 +0800

what man looking for gf
most they want :

*little heart shape face

* cute tiny nose

* Fair Skin tone

* twinkle big round eye

* Pony tail,

*A little shy (to see her a bit shy Looking Back)

I think... what the feeling now~~~ Is LOVE~~~~

Things that end with “tor”

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things.

The first little boy said, "Alligator."
"Very good James, that's a big word."

The second boy said, "Predator."
“Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher says, "That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

“Well my mother has one and she says it eats f***ing batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

Instructions‏

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:

"Windows frozen."

Husband texts back:

"pour some luke warm water over it."

Wife texts back:

"computer completely f***ed now."

Cameral Strap~Long-Hot item restock

mmshop — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 21:59:03 +0800

Item(s):10

Package includes: ORIGINAL PACKING

Price:RM60.00(not include postage)

Warranty:no warranty.

Dealing method: Pos Laju

Location:Selangor

Contact method/details:mmshop.my@gmail.com
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Item(s) conditions:Brand New

Picture:YES.

Reason for sale: Business

All color available now ~~get it fast...

What is your QOL.

mmshop — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 12:04:21 +0800

CAN ANY ONE TELL ME..WHY LIFE SO SUCK~~
WHAT IS YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE...??
WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR ALL THIS LONG WAY~~~~

what girl like to show on them

mmshop — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 11:07:21 +0800

Just wanna to know do anyone doing the online fashion will pick and choose those dress base on their own taste and like or wat every fashion ...
is there any commend on my selling style~~??

Mid-Autumn Festival

mmshop — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 12:34:27 +0800

Missed carrying the lantern all over the kampong...missed shooting other ppl lantern~~so.. wat do u do Zaman sekarang on this coming festival....

pet treat

mmshop — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:05:11 +0800

She is 13 years old...My doggy...
Being grind by my brother car twice at back...but luckily she not hurt..

bring her the the vet b4 but dun think the vet ok cause say she was heart attack...then i just give sassy the medicine once..and seem nothing improve the next day...so i stop it..another day after...she is ok..n healthy...

but lately she cough frequently and some time vomit.,..is it because of the heart problem..??
wat food is better for her...[attachmentid=1769672]

What ever great

mmshop — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:56:54 +0800

these day many movies ...but am looking for great...like the: Maid in Manhattan, Dirty Dancing , Pretty Women,or Ghost~~~ of cause not only the love story~~
so is there any recommended~~~Eclipse sure watch already~~~..