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K is so nice, keeping people away from

I_Hate_Sality — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 09:03:15 +0800

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y i always slow?????

how to be fast like you all?

sit infront comp every single min?
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Now you know the secret of slowpoke.

They are actually helping you, they get mad at you for being a slowpoke because they dont want you to become like them, a fastpoke, with no life, no gf, face problemo and forever alone, the internet is their life, their only life, their one and only pathetic bottom feeding life.

So sad.

Be grateful that you are not a fastpoke, thank them for warning you in advance.

Go climb mountain need to register or not?

I_Hate_Sality — Tue, 31 May 2011 20:33:46 +0800

Do I need to register at the information booth when I climb any famous mountain in Malaysia?

Why do I need to? So they could come find me when I'm missing for 24 hours?

Do I need to pay anything?

Taiwan DEHP Poisoning.

I_Hate_Sality — Tue, 31 May 2011 10:17:36 +0800

Saw this on the news.

Bodoh sial bangsat celaka. No equipment to test? Jabatan penguna not calling the products off the shelf?

Useless gov is useless.

No wonder we have been eating indonesian CANCER noodle for 10 years without even realizing it until the Australian government tested it and announced it baru we take the product off the shelf.

Malaysia gov - lambat slowpoke bodoh sial.

According to recent US studies - DEHP contains environmental hormone stimulant that could increase female hormones and stifle the production of male hormones.

Which mean, if you are pregnant and you ate a lot of it for years, your male baby will be VERY feminine and may suffer from impotence or defective sex organs, your female baby will experience VERY early puberty. (age 5-8 datang haid, grow old faster)

If you drink/eat DEHP additive products for 3-7 years every week, you will become very feminine if you are a boy and old looking if you are a girl (due to early puberty).

Kitty kat looking for a fight

I_Hate_Sality — Sun, 29 May 2011 18:51:44 +0800

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Automousetune, the new autotune?

I_Hate_Sality — Sat, 28 May 2011 21:51:31 +0800

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She sounds like a tiny mouse, meep meep.

Always wearing sunglasses indoor, mcm kanye west female version.

I like G6 better.

Sarawak females can drive better

I_Hate_Sality — Fri, 27 May 2011 19:56:45 +0800

Wimminz cant drive? Well, its probably true for weakling west Malaysian ah lianz and expat office dwellers who have never seen the sun since birth.

In Sarawak, wimminz are the fastest among the furious.

They can weave through traffic like a pro F1 driver just to get to work, pick up/drop down their children and get to an emergency early.

No honking, no accidents, no automatic shift.

Sports cars? Not a problem, their bf and rich husbandos lend them their expensive cars all the time and they always return it in one piece, not even a single scratch despite the HORRIBLY SH*TASTIC ROAD SURFACES of sarawak, courtesy of Taib's construction and paving company.

Motorbike? Ride in the back? Minah rempit? HAHAHAHAH, In sarawak, the females ARE THE REMPIT, they can ride a bike better than you ride a train.

Reverse parking without looking back? Parallel parking without rolling down the windows? They tapao them both, in style and with speed and HUGE anti glare sunglasses on.

Wimminz CAN drive, but only in Sarawak.

WTB HP DM1z netbook

I_Hate_Sality — Fri, 27 May 2011 14:42:42 +0800

Looking for this best of the best netbook from HP.

http://www.shopping.hp.com/webapp/series/c.../computer_store

Which shop in lowyat got stock and at what price? What OS and Warranty period?

Want to buy a new netbook

I_Hate_Sality — Fri, 27 May 2011 10:57:26 +0800

Budget is RM1000-1200

Must have windows 7 starter CD packaged.

That's it.

Any recommendation?

I saw this on dell but the features are not so great.

http://www.dell.com/my/p/inspiron-mini1018/pd

The mental age of Malaysians

I_Hate_Sality — Fri, 27 May 2011 09:59:40 +0800

1. 10-15 = Real age 18-20

These kids are more mature than their 18-20 years old counterpart. They can discuss political, social, economic and scientific topics logically and reasonably despite their occasional emotional outrage. I know because I am teaching them at a private educational institution. The questions and ideas that they are able to come up with and ACCEPT is far more mature and wiser than anything their older brothers/sisters could.

2. 18-25 = Real age 10-12

Irrational, rash, emotionally charged and unreasonable. This is the impression that most Malaysians at this age is giving me. They dont like to be challenged and will never accept anything that goes against their own beliefs, even if they are logically wrong. (they want to save face, all the time). The worst part about them is their ego, its B.I.G. The girls are materialistic and trend chasing impressionable zombies who like to think they are the center of every boy's universe, its like they are molded from the same cast in the same factory.

3. 25-35 = real age 25-30

Starting to show signs of maturity, not as hot headed and useless as their younger juniors. But not all of them, some of them are permanently type casted into specific class of people, mostly bad. (ex: racist, self centered, nihilist, brutes, blind fanatical supporters, etc) Girls are more mature than guys at this age, most of them are realistic but reasonably good, they have accepted the fact that they could not change the corrupt world that the men have created and dominate, so they are just trying to get by and raise a family without too much unnecessary conflicts or troubles.

4. 35-40 = real age 18-25

Now this is what I would like to call the Malaysian reverse aging bell curve. The older they get, the younger their minds become. They are starting to do things that they know are wrong when they were younger, things that are legally and ethically questionable just for short sighted gains. They are becoming more and more emotionally motivated to do negative things and pessimistic about everything accept their own abilities to manipulate others. They dont believe there are people kinder/better than them and everyone is basically a crook, which is why they self justified their bad actions against others as fair and acceptable. The childish things that they do sometimes would make an immature toddler a saint in comparison. I likened them to monkeys with guns.

5. 45-60 = real age 18-25

Same bast*rds and b*tches, different age. They will be like this for the rest of their pathetic lives, contributing less and less to the community while causing more and more damages to it.

Body shapes you cant resist

I_Hate_Sality — Thu, 26 May 2011 20:43:30 +0800

Alright you K man-child weaklings, which type of body shapes do you like the most? (Most of you would probably choose No. 1, because any girl stronger or bigger would be too much for your weak frame to handle)

As for girls, which type of body do you like on your man? (Man, not man-child pushovers or beer belly football fanatics)

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I have this type of body, GTFO and no PICS, you dont have to believe me but its the truth. I'm athletic and not afraid to put on some muscles, unlike them weak azz malaysian girls who never exercise or lift anything heavier than their high heels and stay indoors 24/7 like vampires with pale skins. In other words, I got the right junk in my trunk and am not afraid to use it with great lethality.

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Dell provide out of warranty repair or not?

I_Hate_Sality — Tue, 24 May 2011 16:21:13 +0800

My dell notebook is out of warranty, so can I call them and schedule for a repair at my home? Can they send someone over to diagnose and repair my notebook for a fee?

I know this service is available in the US, but is it available in MAS as well?

Ok, I stop being cynical for one thread

I_Hate_Sality — Sun, 22 May 2011 22:15:38 +0800

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I know you like this.

lady gaga u so gooood

I_Hate_Sality — Sun, 22 May 2011 22:03:57 +0800

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I am your number 1 fan, monster growl.

She deserves her title.

K men-child love this type of music

I_Hate_Sality — Sun, 22 May 2011 21:22:15 +0800

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I think I wanna go nuke nippon.

Japanese people cant act for s h*t

I_Hate_Sality — Sun, 22 May 2011 01:11:55 +0800

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I've watched paranormal activity 1 and 2, both are great super low budget masterpiece.

But this tokyo drift, I mean tokyo night bast*rd child of the original movies is just ridiculous.

The actors are wooden, fake and kyaaaaa stupid japs.

This movie should never have been made.

Are you a Malaysian Jew?

I_Hate_Sality — Sat, 21 May 2011 18:09:25 +0800

Serious poll, no trolling and no fake votes, vote only if you are a jew. Non Jew GTFO.

Is there such a thing as a Malaysian Jew? Do Jewish community even exist in Malaysia? Can they even practice Judaism without getting ISA-ed?

Depraved Japanese game show

I_Hate_Sality — Sat, 21 May 2011 14:08:12 +0800

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stupid stupid stupid.

Car Fuel gauge drops after overnight

I_Hate_Sality — Fri, 20 May 2011 08:20:10 +0800

My car's fuel gauge (meter or whatever u call it) kneedle is a few mm less than normal but when I start the engine, it goes back up. This has never happened to my car before, so what is the problem or is this normal?

This happened right after the recent price change in RON97 though I'm not sure how this is relevant.

I dont know much about cars, so, please phrase your replies in layman's terms if possible.

Nolstagic Classic

I_Hate_Sality — Thu, 19 May 2011 22:28:42 +0800

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I remember listening to this on my cassette walkman when I was in high school. It was such a lovey dovey time.

Dont know this song? Plz go die, now.

Car Fuel meter not accurate before starting engine

I_Hate_Sality — Thu, 19 May 2011 18:36:15 +0800