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            <title>Lawyer&amp;#39;s Attitude</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/428794</link>
            <description>This is a joke from my college lecturer My. Johnny. I like this joke very much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------&lt;br /&gt;One day, a proud lawyer has finally brought a BMW735 and he is very happy with it. On the next morning, he decided to drive it to office for a show off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right after he reached his office, quickly he open his door without looking what&amp;#39;s coming from behind.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;BANG&amp;#33;&amp;quot; a lorry knock off his BMW&amp;#39;s door. He call the police and after few minutes, the police arrived. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lawyer start to complain and complain for 15 minutes. Finally, he stopped.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The police scold him &amp;quot;This is why I hate you lawyer. You all just care about money and properties. You don&amp;#39;t even noticed that your hand was gone with the door too?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lawyer look at his hand and angrily shout.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Oh ... oh stupid lorry driver... GIVE BACK MY ROLEX&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-----------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hehe... hope not repost..</description>
            <author>zivkong</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:35:22 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Some questions about electric guitar</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/239097</link>
            <description>Recently my electric guitar start to have some hiss but it seems related with &amp;#39;grounding&amp;#39; ... once i touch the guitar string or metal part, the hiss gone. Anyone know how to solve this, I can&amp;#39;t really let go my finger in order to silence the hiss... haihzzz</description>
            <author>zivkong</author>
            <category>Musicians</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:39:20 +0800</pubDate>
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