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[WTS] Iphone 8 64GB Silver

DeFaeco — Sat, 10 Feb 2018 20:48:26 +0800

Item(s): Iphone 8 64GB Silver

Package includes: Phone and original accessories in box

Price: SOLD!

Warranty: 1 year by Apple

Dealing method: COD only

Location: Damansara Heights during weekdays work hours. Batu Caves/Gombak at night or weekends.

Contact method/details:
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Item(s) conditions: Brand new, unopened sealed box

Reason for sale: Won it in a company lucky draw. My phone still works fine, no need for additional phone.

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[WTS] Sony Action Cam HDR-AZ1VR

DeFaeco — Tue, 07 Apr 2015 17:28:17 +0800

Full HD Action Cam Mini with Live View Remote Kit (HDR-AZ1VR)

Package includes:

- 1 x Action cam
- 1 x Live View Remote Kit
- 2 x camera surface mounts ( 1 curved, 1 flat)
- 1 x data transfer/recharge USB cable
- 1 x 32GB class 10 SD memory card
- Assorted manuals

Price: RM 900.00 negotiable (Retail price is RM1271.00 from Sony Malaysia website as of 7th April 2015)

Warranty: None. Buyer can test first to ensure camera and live view remote works. Will include 5 days personal warranty.

Dealing method: Strictly COD only.

Location: Damansara Heights

Contact method/details: PM me for phone number. Whatsapp for faster response.

Item(s) conditions: Immaculate. Owner won it in a lucky draw event and has never used it since.

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Reason for sale: Owner needs money for kids education expense.

Give me back my dog

DeFaeco — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 08:32:08 +0800

I don't know if this has been posted before. I saw this on another forum and had a good laugh. It's a bit long but bear with it, its worth it.

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what you do for a living, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.... now give me back my dog."

Gamezone Battlefield 2 server

DeFaeco — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:48:01 +0800

Hey guys, sorry for the delay but Gamezone POE2 server is now online.

Server ip : 202.71.97.43:16567

Current BF2 version : v1.4 (get it here.)

Admins

1. Aoshi_88

Server Settings

1) Tickets => 200
2) Rounds => 2
3) Time limit => 30 mins
4) Friendly fire => on (includes mines)
5) TK punish => off
6) Auto balance => off
7) Swear filter => on

Gamezone Team Speak server available. IP is 202.71.97.42
PM me for the password.

Keep the spam to minimum gents. I'll update this thread as deem necessary.

I am now looking for admins for the server. Those interested, PM me your details.