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[BREAKING] Bus crash on helicopter PLUS highway

eszol — Wed, 21 May 2014 19:05:25 +0800

EX PAP OFF BASE 2014. MAKLUMAT TERKINI.
MASA 1534H.(LAT 06 10 50N 100 24 37E
CRASH SITE)KEMALANGAN BERLAKU ARAH
LEBUHRAYA UTARA-SELATAN HUTAN
KAMPUNG DI KM 38.5.KEMALANGAN
MELIBATKAN PESAWAT A103, SEBUAH BAS
EKSPRESS ,SEBUAH TRAK 3 TAN MILIK
TENTERA DARAT DAN 3 BUAH KERETA AWAM.
03 X ANAK KAPAL PESAWAT MENINGGAL
DUNIA

Cerita dingin waktu petang

eszol — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 19:22:05 +0800

Billylks was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out – fireman, policeman, salesman, tradesman etc .etc., but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him. “

The teacher quickly set the other children some work to do and took Billy aside to ask him was that really true.

“No” said Billy, “He plays football for Manchester United but I was just too embarrassed to say”.

Dropbox got hack

eszol — Tue, 28 Jan 2014 17:58:17 +0800

Earlier today I received an email from Dropbox and inform me that my account were accessed from different country (Bahrain 89.148.5.212) using Safari. Because of limited feature in Dropbox to know what file were downloaded and download count, now I'm so scare. Anybody experienced this before? I already set up two way verification. What other thing should I do? Sked my didi picture break loose

Looking for drillz

eszol — Sun, 13 Oct 2013 11:24:27 +0800

Maybe it is happy cheering on Shahrizat's win yesterday, just now at 10am I saw a cow running wild at the fast lane between Jln Kuari to Pandan Indah

Sorry no drillz cause ayam from opposite lane, anybody have drillz?

Is it true....

eszol — Sat, 13 Jul 2013 20:46:21 +0800

Is it true the only part in our body that cannot grow hair and pimple are only lip, palm and sole?

inb4,didi head

edit: skin covered part

Fast & Furious 6

eszol — Thu, 23 May 2013 12:58:23 +0800

For those who think tamil movies is so superfictionous, you better don't watch this movie

Sux man

The only best thing was

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and when

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you better watch this

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Video tutorial on how to get rid the so called

eszol — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:54:59 +0800

Anybody got sos ah?

Movie inspired Marathon Bombing

eszol — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 17:20:10 +0800

anybody watch this?

some pipu say it is inspired by this movie, bombing during marathon

Why people don't hate lesbian

eszol — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 13:04:32 +0800

Let me preface this by saying this is all in good fun and not meant to offend ANYONE! That said, here we go -- You always hear about men having lesbian fantasies, or how they thing its hot for two women to hook up. So why then, do people always use the "lesbian factor" as an excuse to hate womens basketball? I'll tell you why: because men love lesbians, as long as they're straight. I realize a straight lesbian is a total oxymoron. But what I mean is, men don't mind girls getting drunk and making out with each other, or singing songs about kissing girls, because at the end of the day, those same girls are still in the market for men. Meaning the guys still have a chance to have sex with them. But as soon as you remove the do-ability factor, the hope that he might have a chance at getting her in bed, men all the sudden are just not that interested. Random men come up to me all the time and tell me, "I could take you 1 on 1." It doesn't matter if they're 50 pounds overweight or haven't picked up a basketball since high school. For their ego to stay in tact, they need to sincerely believe its impossible to get beat by a girl. The same applies in relationships. A guy imagining another man being able to satisfy a woman better is uncomfortable. But to think a woman could do it? Now that's just downright insulting! What you men have to understand is that its not even about you. For example, if a guy I was dating came to me and said he was attracted to men, should I get mad and assume its because my sex was terrible? No, because obviously a man can offer him something very different than I can. And if that's what he wants, there is NOTHING I can do for him. Same thing! If a woman truly wants a woman, then it has nothing to do with the quality, or lack thereof, of your "lovin". Now I know its going to take y'all a little while to internalize this information.

tl;dr

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My unofficial boyfriend-to-be send me love letter

eszol — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 11:36:28 +0800

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no more sked of surprise buttseck liao

ayam happy

(WTA) Opinion on diarrhea

eszol — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:42:56 +0800

The story goes like this. I always go to this particular kedai makan to eat lunch because their nasi campur is very gooding.

1st time went there, all okay, good service and delicious food

2nd time also same

Sadly the third time went there after eat straight go toilet diarrhea and vomit and feel like the toilet like a second home to you. I know this is all because of the food i ate at the kedai causes this. Eat lomotil, plum ball and also teh pekat and the powderful chi kit teck aun still not work. Ayam sad

If the same thing happen to you guys, will you guys boycott the kedai and never go there anymore eventhough the place quite and etc?

nah drillz

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nah ubat mata

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inb4 all ktard richfag dont eat makan nasi campur

autogate remote control

eszol — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 04:01:42 +0800

recently i lost my autogate remote. can anybody tell me where can i find replacement for it in klang valley area. very sad need to panjat gate n look like perompak. never had this experience

one piece movie z

eszol — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 17:14:32 +0800

anybody watched ady? is it gooding? can share link? share ur review?

barista, bartender come here

eszol — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 13:15:23 +0800

i wonder what actually they put inside the overprice coffee to make it so foamy/bubbly??

don't tell me they tarik teh coffee because i know barista hate mamak style

PKR: Rosmah rude for defending NS Sikh boy’s hairc

eszol — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 11:56:28 +0800

PETALING JAYA: PKR has slammed self-styled ‘first lady’ Rosmah Mansor for defending the National Service (NS) programme over the Sikh haircut issue.

“Rosmah’s defence of the Sikh boy’s haircut issue shows her rudeness and insensitivity towards religion,” said Ampang MP Zuraida Kamarudin, who is also the PKR women’s wing chief, in a press statement.

She added that Rosmah had no ‘locus standi’ to defend the NS programme because of her non-position within the federal government, and that the investigation was still ongoing.

The accusation came after Sikh NS trainee Basant Singh’s metre-long hair was cut by 60cm while he was sleeping in a Penang camp last week.

Despite the public outcry and the promise of an investigation by Defence Minister Zahid Hamidi, Rosmah came out in defence of the NS programme.

The PM’s wife said that parents were more confident of the NS, and that the programme had endured many trials during its implementation.

Zuraida also panned Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak for his lack of control over his wife, calling him a “coward”.

“By condoning and defending each wrong move by his wife, the PM has shown his weakness. It has opened criticisms that this country is being ruled by Queen control,” she said.

“This perception is very embarrassing and shows that the PM is a coward and has failed to keep his wife in check.”

The Ampang MP also said that the prime minister should step in to control his wife from wasting the taxpayers’ money, and embarrassing the country in the process.

http://national-express-malaysia.blogspot....ng-ns-sikh.html

How mute ppl hv sex?

eszol — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 23:53:19 +0800

It started when Mike went to a club and partying with his bunch of friends together with his new girlfriend. Club as you all know is a place to socialise and to score chicks. Mike was the only guy who bring girlfriend to the club among his friends. So he was excluded from socialising with other chicks. To keep it short, they're drunk, full of adrenalin and obviously horny. Apparently, nobody score any chick and they headed back to their apartment. Mike was hoping to get laid that night. So by bringing his new girlfriend home would be a nice way to realise his dream. By the way, this is so not gang raping rempit-like. This is all about satisfying each other needs.

So bla bla bla and bla bla bla. After foreplay and everything, they were experiencing sexual activities. But Mike girlfriend unfortunately make him became uncomfortable. She was making a very loud noise that should not be heard by any others. The pleasant-sound-to-men-ears that suppose to be heard within 2 metres radius have become a noise that can be heard within 15 metres radius. The sounds that could mistakenly assume as from somebody being abuse or torture. Furthermore, could you imagine the sounds is being made from an apartment.

Mike is a damn shy person. So he keep reminding his girlfriend to not obviously telling people that they were having sex. He didn't want his friend to tease him the next day. But his girlfriend was a really stubborn or maybe she can't handle what Mike have. Enough is enough for Mike. So Mike just stopped and gave his girlfriend a piece of his mind as a last warning. She then yelled back at Mike.

Even mute people become noisy during sex you dumbfuk!

Eventually, it all ended there. Mike didn't get the chance to satisfy himself and curiously want to know how the hell would his girlfriend know mute would become noisy during sexual intercourse. Mike sat at one corner while the girlfriend which later become his ex-girlfriend sat at another corner till morning. He sent the girl home afterward. When his friends woke up, he try to hide in his bedroom but Mike got a standing ovation and a very big applause from his friends in the morning. They congratulated him. For his friend, the louder the girl groan, the more skillful you are. Mike who still in depressed and shy then asked his friends,

If mute people how come ah?

sos

fak up site

eszol — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 02:25:35 +0800

thx in advance

http://fromglassesandlenses.blogspot.com

good food to increase ur penis size?

eszol — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 02:06:34 +0800

anyone know any type of food which can do it

plz dun list weed in ur list

unflushable poo

eszol — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 20:32:44 +0800

A very constipate morning to each and everyone of you loyal readers. Heh, as if I have a really real reader (3R) and follower who read on this blog. To who might be the 3R of this blog, hope you guys don't have any constipation today. Mine was a little bit fluid with extra fart. Nope it's not diarrhea because I'm suffering from IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME (IBS) which make any kind of stool that come out from my anus are pretty unpredictable. So today I want to share my experience that related to shit,poo,defecating or anything you would like to describe the process of excretion of wasted materials from your anus.

Have you ever crashed at somebody place and suddenly you feel like excreting from your anus so badly? I bet you have. It's nature's call so it's nature for you to go to the toilet and answer the call there. Since you are using toilet in someone's house, I believe you'll behave and have a manner that are opposite to the manner you have when you are in public toilet or your own. You'll flush, you'll try to reduce the smell of your brownies, and to some extend you'll just pour the shower foam in the bowl to counter with the unpleasant smell. But,have you ever encounter the problem of unflushable poo?

Fuuuuuuu....what should I do? This is shiaaattttt!

Yes, there is shit in the bowl. The shit that just won't swim freely in swirl of the water from the tank, the shit that now haunting you with enormous embarrassment and would make you a hot topic to gossip about for at least one week long. Unflushable poo can cause you severe headache and anxiety due to the condition that you are using none of your own toilet. To make it worst, there's someone outside waiting for you to get you stink arse out of the there.

My experience was pretty bad, I was at my best friend's house and because of my IBS problem, I spent for about 15 minutes just to defecate. Plus another 20 minutes to make the shit sink. That is very long time for an average size male to be in a toilet for non-masturbating purposes. I kept flushing and flushing more than 5 times. Waiting for the tank to get full was a very shitty phase. At that time my friend's parents was outside and I bet they heard the sound of me flushing repeatedly. To make my headache worse, my friend keep on knocking the toilet's door asking me whether I'm answering nature's call or masturbating. I felt so embarrassed at that time. I thought I was at a dead-end but due to competitive spirit that I have, I just won't give up to that horribly-looking-brownies.

So suddenly I figured out a way. I took a pail full of water and I tossed all the water inside the bowl in a fast manner. I stared focusly at the bowl. Later, the brownies gone. At last, I won. Thanks to my experience of using old fashioned toilet that built without any water tank which needed you to squat and bring your own pail of water before going to the toilet. Experience really a good teacher. So, I won! no unpleasant smell, flushed bowl. Just a little tease from my friend's mother. So guys,any experience you want to share? Lets spam the comment box! I would love to know your story and how you overcome your problem.

# Unflushable poo can give you a quiet big embarrassment in public too. I have saw a guy who used a toilet get scolded for not flushing. Thrice.

sos

need solution to "senget" blog header

eszol — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 16:01:49 +0800

anyone plz

n do give comment on the template design.

http://fromglassesandlenses.blogspot.com/