WTS Mass Effect 3 (R3)

shibbymeng — Sat, 17 May 2014 15:12:42 +0800

Selling off BNIB R3 Mass Effect 3, Bought as present for a friend but he bought it earlier. PM Offer to me.

Postage and COD available in Mont Kiara or Shah alam area.

Thanks

How to be a Malaysian Driver

shibbymeng — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:48:40 +0800

Hi bro and sis! Need your expert advice as i want to make a guide for my hotel guest, please comment

Traffic jams is a part of Malaysian life, the sooner you accept this the better, either you wake up early in the morning or plan your travel time on how long to get to your office + traffic jam, most drivers love to drive in sleepy mode when driving to work.

When u start driving in Malaysia, you will curse a lot..i mean really a lot, different languages of cursing will be learned… Even a person who is very polite at work will also start cursing or scolding people when they are driving to work or driving home ..Well better let it out or the stress will overpower you hehe add your own personalized cursing for fun Please Censorize*

Drive big car, u can bully people…drive small car, you can cut people easily…your choice on what car to buy. My preference would be small car (save petrol during traffic jams), easy to cut easy to park

Emergency lane is also known as another driving lane.

Malaysian drivers are notorious for busybody. When there is an accident or police catching people, a lot of drivers will slow down to look c look c (even the opposite lane will slow down to look). So most probably you too will have to slow down to look c look c also, might as well get the number plate for 4D also lar.

Traffic light green means go, yellow means go faster, after 1 sec red light still go lar (applies to cars and motorcycle of Malaysian Drivers)

I want to be ahead of you attitude, will cut other cars even though there is no space, want other drivers to let them go first. If there other person also selfish then both will fight for the space too. Malaysians drivers like to have sardine physically.

Some Malaysia drivers are well informed of today’s news, …like to read newspaper while driving

Most Malaysians are technologically advanced, love to use handphone, tablet, ipad while driving. Can sms without looking at the handphone.

Most drivers are food trained, can eat McD burger while driving.

Potholes and bumps are considered as massage to the drivers, painful but good for circulation (for drivers , doesn’t apply to cars)

P license = kopi O license (impossible to pass without giving kopi expenses, examiners prefer “kopi luwak”)

Fast and furious is an example of Malaysian driver.

Blindness doesn’t necessarily apply to blind people.

Bodoh (Stupid) is a national word for Malaysian drivers.

Expert Cutting Queue is a mandatory skill

Simple Math equation (Malaysia Driver version) 1 car x 2 parking space = 2 parking space, 1 parking space / 2 cars = 0.5 each car, 0 parking space (non parking) = 1 car (illegal parking)

If you have any other suggestions, please add comment and thank you for reading (^-^)

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