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My father's side: Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Hideo Kojima — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 03:32:43 +0800

My father's side really terror. PhD holders, doctor, researcher, architect, engineers, engineers, and engineers. I don't know why but most of my uncles are engineers. Be it E&E engineering or Chemical engineering, or Civil Engineering, or even Mechanical engineering. Most of them are doing well and well to do. HOWEVER, most of their kids are dumb arses LOLZ! I mean, most of their children are not so high achievers compare to their parents.

On the other hand...

My mother's side is a bit, erm...mediocre. Mostly studied until Form 5. Nothing much to say, really. HOWEVER, most of their kids are Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~straight As students, 4 flat students and whatever academic excellence that you can think of belongs to them.

I was like WTF??!! How about /k/tards? Father or mother more terrorising?

Walaueh, after 28 years lagi mau pok pek pok pek

Hideo Kojima — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 22:20:21 +0800

Walaueh /k/,

Wa geh relatives lai wa geh chu kasi bai nian. Tapi ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~ni nau hiah, after reaching 28 years of age, meh aunty lagi mau pok pek pok pek about meh life. Ini sudah kira lain cerita. Last time hor, limpeh kah lu share story...long zhong aunties uncles ask about sekolah ape macam? Exam mia result ape macam? Ada girlfriend kah? Pok pek this, pok pek that. Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~

Now limpeh yee chap pet hui, ee lang pun ai kah limpeh pok pek, pok pek. Walau...anak pun sudah ada satu lagi mau kena pok pek, pok pek. Limpeh really kenot brain this one liao. Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~Limpeh zaman 2" also kena pok pek, pok pek, limpeh 5" also kena. Tiok TOTO pun boh aneh hiong hiong. Jin jia si kanasai.

Ffffuuu! Drills @ Post #15

Hideo Kojima — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 21:36:47 +0800

Fack let me go out and snap some pictures! Demmit!

Kuih Kapit + Coke

Hideo Kojima — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:33:11 +0800

After taken dinner (Pineapple Fried Rice) + (2 pieces of fried Chicken Wings)...it's time for kuih kapit and Coke!

Dinner's over, firecrackers over...

Hideo Kojima — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 02:45:36 +0800

Time to sleep...tomorrow is the time for me to give ang pow away. Good night everyone. HUAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~

Huhuhu~~~Specially made for /k/

Hideo Kojima — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 01:12:40 +0800

Happy Chinese New Year /k/tards!

/k/ I would like to introduce...

Hideo Kojima — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 00:53:37 +0800

I would like to introduce you this mini papan mercun...LOLZ! KABOOM!

Psttt.../k/ do you want to HUAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hideo Kojima — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 00:05:17 +0800

If you want to feel the awesomeness of HUAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You need to lou sang!

Ada firecracker, ada HUAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hideo Kojima — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 23:46:32 +0800

Hehehe~~~Had dinner at Jalan Raja DiHilir, Heritage Hotel, Ipoh and I'm back home. My daughter is asleep and I AM FREE AS FREE WILLY! WOHOO!...it's time for firecracker time! WAHOO! Huat ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Vodka+Sprite = CHECKED!
Pall Mall Menthol ciggy + Lighter = CHECKED!
Joss-stick satu batang = CHECKED!
BUMBLE BEE firecracker = Huhuhu~~~Fukken CHECKED!!!

It's BOOM BOOM POW BUNNY YEAR FTW! Hehehe~~~

Let's goreng some Nga Ku @ Kitchen

Hideo Kojima — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 15:17:40 +0800

Wookie...it's very hot outside, let's rock the kitchen with some homemade Nga Ku specials.

It's special being a son...

Hideo Kojima — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 13:39:56 +0800

As the eldest son in a Peranakan, Chinese family, it is the son's responsibility to clean the altar table and change, erm..."gold flower" and other stuff too...Here's a little something about Chinese custom...It's still work in progress and I'm taking time off to spam here. Kthxbai...

I already completed my task on cleaning the Tee Kong (God of Heaven) altar...now left Kuan Yin (Goddess of Mercy/Goddess of Compassion) , and Teh Chu Kong (Earth God)...

Apam balik sedap @ Pasar malam

Hideo Kojima — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 21:51:40 +0800

Bought these from pasar malam behind Kinta City, Ipoh. If you are heading that way, it'll be so fukken jam! Fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Anyone knows why it's called "apam balik"?

Football @ Jln Chan Swee Ho, Ipoh

Hideo Kojima — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 20:05:03 +0800

I got past a defender but I couldn't get through the second defender...this is the result. Oh, I met with a /k/tard too. LOLZ! I think I'm not playing tomorrow because I'll be having reunion dinner.

Chinese New Year Celebration!

Hideo Kojima — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 15:40:33 +0800

WAHOO!

Ipoh starting to...

Hideo Kojima — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 13:55:05 +0800

I went out to Hillcity Hotel near Sam Poh Tong there to fetch my mother...and the traffic was fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! I think it must be those Penang and Kuala Lumpur drivers that caused the jam.

On the other hand, there's a few pretty girls selling pomelos near there too. Go check it out!

Have you thought of being...?

Hideo Kojima — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 00:55:45 +0800

Have you thought of being "someone" rather than being no one? Just like the path of the dragon that Bruce Lee took last time...

Sometimes it's great being single...

Hideo Kojima — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 00:19:19 +0800

Sometimes I would just sit there alone at the porch on the swing, smoking a stick while doing some quiet time/reflection of life...

Things are getting expensive these days...and being married with a daughter is something on a different level. Seriously. Besides that, my life being the eldest son in the family, being an elder brother to my younger brother, elder brother to two younger sisters and a younger brother to an elder sister, being a husband to an understanding wife (we gone through good and bad times together) and a father to a healthy baby girl age one plus.

The list doesn't stop there either...it continues on with being an employee, being a superior to a few staff under you, being a citizen of Malaysia, being a part of a global community. It makes you wonder...

Salam's Corner @ Behind Kinta City, Ipoh

Hideo Kojima — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 21:37:21 +0800

I'm bored and going out for a teh tarik. Who want to join me?

Venue: Salam's Corner (behind Kinta City, Ipoh @ the place where a policeman shot himself to death)
Time: 10pm

KFC dinner @ Canning Garden, Ipoh

Hideo Kojima — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 19:23:40 +0800

Soon after being taxed, it's RM88.00. Sigh...everything getting expensive. Anyway, dinner's over, it's time to smoke a stick. Be right back...

Oh, before that, they gave me three plates...some CNY special plates or something.

Lunch @ De Garden Ipoh

Hideo Kojima — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 09:31:35 +0800

I'm not getting my lunch there but my younger sister is. I'm just chauffeuring her over there later...Sigh.