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What do you do if

taktaulol — Sun, 29 Jun 2014 20:02:46 +0800

What do you do if you suspect there are ants living in your armpit hair?

Apakah yang akan anda lakukan jika mengesyaki terdapat komuniti semut di dalam bulu ketiak anda?

Serious answers only please

Guys, as promised

taktaulol — Sun, 29 Jun 2014 19:58:06 +0800

Finished one year of studies, now cuti panjang.

What's up losers?

#selamat #berpuasa

inb4 who are you kau siapa who is this wtf

Checked in my room

taktaulol — Sun, 08 Sep 2013 11:48:41 +0800

It's the start of the new academic year.

Thanks for the fun and laughter during the sem break. See you all again next year

inb4 loluitm, ada aku kesah, sumpah tak kesah, sape kau, who are you, i miss you, please don't go, etc etc

How I got senarai dekan

taktaulol — Fri, 06 Sep 2013 10:25:30 +0800

so after so many sem i extend bcos alwiz fail here n there. so kesian JPA every sem have to write letter amaran to me, waste paper oni until finally i got senarai dekan

every sem i buat analysis ah why alwiz fail one, i cuba every teknik belajar, from skor A teknik to mindmapping teknik by enid blyton

finally, this sem i know the secret. actually is simple, i stopped watch prawn, all types, straight, gay, bbw, goat, asian everything. And fap also

so when i got result, dean list la sial. i so happy. thanks for reading ya, later when i success n become ur bosses i dont berlagak okay?

inb4 uitm

Is this reasoning logical?

taktaulol — Fri, 06 Sep 2013 10:12:13 +0800

Premise 1: All /k users earn > RM20k per month

Premise 2: I am a /k user

Conclusion: I earn > RM 20k per month

dayum... didnt realise im farking rich

just now meleTOP

taktaulol — Wed, 04 Sep 2013 23:38:33 +0800

so to be clear, i only watch kl gangster 2 because of neelofa.

anyway, the father was there, the chinese guy, and the malay guy that look like faizal tahir also there

then the malay guy kept doing all these stupid pergerakan like tembak2 then cekik2 then kejap his kaki naik atas, so pelik sial

anyway the trio focused on how hard they put in the efforts to produce the movie (up to the point where the two actors were bragging about their injuries during shooting), kesian..

bonus

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help me choose wisely

taktaulol — Wed, 04 Sep 2013 16:45:38 +0800

dunno wat to do

ayam RAGE

taktaulol — Mon, 02 Sep 2013 11:17:02 +0800

today supposed to daftar kos but server down siol from 9am just now, keep trying

if liddis how am i gonna get the elektif luar i want, which is pengurusan seni tari bapok

help me guys..

to people who wear kain pelikat

taktaulol — Mon, 02 Sep 2013 04:43:55 +0800

do u usually go komando or u got wear spender or boxers inside?

Share us your orientation moments

taktaulol — Sun, 01 Sep 2013 12:34:53 +0800

so we know that most of us ktards are professionals earning 6 figure salaries driving second hand ferrari and stuff

but at some point, we must have gone through a few orientations, like asrama, matrik, asasi, diploma, first degree, masuk gang, etc etc

like for me during matrik have to crawl around the kolej on jalan tar right before subuh, i dunno for what reason oso

and then in degree have to farken crawl in longkang pulak for some explorace crap also around before subuh (no sleep from the night before)

oh yeah and during the VC's speech i tertidur then kena slap by my fellow batchmate (not seniors) bcos i was "memalukan kolej betul lah"

anyway i think the reason orientation is stressful is bcos no mandi + no sleep la. if got all those, merangkak in loji also i dont care.

silicon cover

taktaulol — Wed, 28 Aug 2013 13:44:59 +0800

mana mau beli? usually

thanks in advance

what its mean?

taktaulol — Tue, 27 Aug 2013 11:18:32 +0800

bojoiiiii, alway see is used by alot forummer here in /k

whats its mean??

to muslim pipul

taktaulol — Sun, 25 Aug 2013 06:32:08 +0800

now oledi 6.30 why /k still so fucuk slow

usually those cerita seks on blogspot

taktaulol — Wed, 17 Jul 2013 06:11:47 +0800

is it true or is it just like ammoshaf and frens got high imagination

sometimes the story very elaborate ar, siap ada alternate endings lg, powderful sia

what i gather from the stpm students tered

taktaulol — Sun, 14 Jul 2013 15:44:05 +0800

1. most ktards debate and argue furiously, but mostly the contents are from what they hear from others

2. a lot of people hate malaysia, yet instead of moving on, they dwell on that hatred and project themselves as a negative person

3. people worship formal education, as if its the only key to success. eg. having a degree from NUS makes u a better person as compared to having a degree from UTM. example je la okay?

just my dua sen bosan bcos tkleh makan n fap.

guys when is puasa?

taktaulol — Thu, 11 Jul 2013 14:59:18 +0800

can help me? i heard its on the 2nd week of july, but then no announcement also. i sked later have to puasa ganti

tips to study effectively

taktaulol — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:36:31 +0800

that day i ask my friend wat is his tips to scoring deans list every semester, then he said he listen to this song sambil he study...so i tried but seems not working, am i doing smth wrong??

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my burger lab

taktaulol — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 22:23:12 +0800

may i know if my burger lab is halal?

boob grabbing action

taktaulol — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 23:28:53 +0800

just now i terkejut berok when i posted a reply

taktaulol — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 20:54:23 +0800

bcos tiba2 my account got avatar. so handsem summore