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            <title>Flying license</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4816582</link>
            <description>Is it still exist nowadays? Looking for B2 class.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>alteclp</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2019 15:43:58 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Car salesman asking to mark up car depo</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4796653</link>
            <description>I have submitted docs for car loan application.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Car price: rm200k (ownership transfer fee and roadtax included)&lt;br /&gt;10% depo should be rm20k&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before going back home, we had a conversation as below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Salesman: If the bank calls you, just make sure you tell them the depo agreed is rm25k&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Myself: why 25k. It should be rm20k because of 10% depo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Salesman: oh... I marked up the price a little bit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was in an urgency to get back home at that time. Since i did&amp;#39;nt want to waste time, i just said OK.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whats in his mind actually?</description>
            <author>alteclp</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2019 18:12:54 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Stupid mat rempit</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4745313</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[fb]https://web.facebook.com/NajibBukanBossku/videos/2032815087011185/[/fb]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>alteclp</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2019 10:41:35 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Supermoon 19 Feb 2019</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4740681</link>
            <description>Go look yourself now</description>
            <author>alteclp</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2019 22:24:07 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Dedak tabur tabur, chicken eat eat</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4572684</link>
            <description>I wonder how much dedak has been given so far. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taxi driver, RM800 petrol voucher per head for 67,000 drivers. The total payout is RM53.6mil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DRB Hicom, RM500 per for x,xxx employees&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Felda, RM5,000 per family of 112,000 settlers. The total is RM560mil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pekebun kecil risda, 33,523 pax. The total is RM112.33mil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The BN gov has so much money to give dedak.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What else...</description>
            <author>alteclp</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2018 00:50:13 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>I shaved my balls</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4568146</link>
            <description>My dd and the ass hole.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Must be itchy like hell tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I do it every 2 weeks. Sometimes 3 weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How about you guys and gals?</description>
            <author>alteclp</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2018 22:37:22 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Cheap Massage Chair</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4532590</link>
            <description>Anyone has bought this thing. Its quite cheap. Found it on lzd.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please share your experience.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='https://www.gteshop.my/image/gteshop/image/cache/data/all_product_images/product-922/gte-multi-function-mw-906-electric-relax-4d-luxury-zero-gravity-massage-chair-6283-53202082-ac4fff414cfd9001bd737dd59403e2f8-700x700.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='https://www.lazada.com.my/gte-multi-function-mw-906-electric-relax-4d-luxury-zero-gravity-massage-chair-28020235.html?spm=a2o4k.searchlist.list.39.5b0b5ac7QHpc7f' target='_blank'&gt;sos&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>alteclp</author>
            <category>Serious Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2018 10:13:42 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>/k glossary</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4519068</link>
            <description>Piap - intercourse/make love/sex&lt;br /&gt;D or dd - penis&lt;br /&gt;Pet pet/siham - pussy&lt;br /&gt;Plotek - protect/backing up&lt;br /&gt;Auntie/ah so - elderly Chinese woman&lt;br /&gt;Makcik - elderly Malay woman&lt;br /&gt;Uncle - elderly Chinese man&lt;br /&gt;Pakcik - elderly Malay man&lt;br /&gt;TS - thread starter&lt;br /&gt;Cheong - whore&lt;br /&gt;Drillz - pics&lt;br /&gt;Pandan - pondan/Sajat&lt;br /&gt;amoshaf - literally shitted in your pant&lt;br /&gt;aromaed - kena scam by internet seller&lt;br /&gt;20/k - high income standard which is equal or more than RM 20,000&lt;br /&gt;tongsan - PRC&lt;br /&gt;PRC - People Republic of China&lt;br /&gt;tongsimen - get killed in cement drum / cemented oil barrel &lt;br /&gt;c4 - get killed in c4 explosion &lt;br /&gt;seven/se7en - forum lowyat boss&lt;br /&gt;Ayam - I am/me/myself&lt;br /&gt;14th floor - commit suicide/go die&lt;br /&gt;What else?</description>
            <author>alteclp</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2018 15:30:44 +0800</pubDate>
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