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            <title>[WTA] GSM Modem</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/465503</link>
            <description>Anyone know where I can buy GSM Modems?  Anywhere in LYN selling it?  How about distributors?  I just need 1 unit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>darun</author>
            <category>Price &amp;amp; Dealers Guide</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 12:21:49 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>A-Data my flash thumb drive - 4GB</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/464547</link>
            <description>OK, bought this A-Data my flash 4gb thumb drive to backup my work.  I left the copy process running from morning till lunch since it has a lot of files, when I checked after lunch, the process seems to have stopped.  After that the flash drives stopped responding.  In winxp, it mounts it with a drive letter, but the size is 0bytes and the Disk management keeps reporting it as no media present.  Tried mounting it in Fedora, same problem, the device is there i.e. /dev/sda1 but when I tried mounting it, it fails.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I took back the drive and exchange for a new one.  Started the backup process again, SAME PROBLEM.  After awhile of copying, the process just stops and after that the drive cannot ever be read.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One thing I noticed, the files that I copied over takes more than 4GB.  So it must have filled up the thumb drive, but why the hell does it stop OSes (I&amp;#39;ve tried winxp, fedora, and osx) from reading it the moment it fills up?  I&amp;#39;ve never had such problems with other flash drives before, if it does not have enuff space it just aborts and I can still read/write to it, but this particular brand-model just hose your drive the moment it fills up.  One conclusion, the drive sucks.  Dont buy it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>darun</author>
            <category>Hardware</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 17:39:56 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>New Hokuto No Ken?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/445158</link>
            <description>Anyone got any news on &lt;a href='http://www.hokuto-no-ken.jp/' target='_blank'&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is one of my favorite anime.  Havent read the manga before, but i&amp;#39;ve watched the animated movie and still watching the anime series.  Hopefully we get a translated (chinese/english) version sometime...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out the trailers.</description>
            <author>darun</author>
            <category>Anime Shrine</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:00:47 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Mak Dao&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/418459</link>
            <description>&lt;a href='http://www.metacafe.com/watch/232680/mak_dao/' target='_blank'&gt;Mak Dao&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Damn i wish i could speak that fast and long in one gasp  &lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>darun</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:45:59 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Puking contest</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/402673</link>
            <description>Slow jokes day today... here a nice &lt;a href='http://www.metacafe.com/watch/388606/family_guy_puke/' target='_blank'&gt;clip&lt;/a&gt; for you to enjoy  &lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>darun</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:51:10 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Self service&amp;#33;</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/361999</link>
            <description>&lt;a href='http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2683897998037637001&amp;pr=goog-sl' target='_blank'&gt;Check this out&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is so funny...</description>
            <author>darun</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:04:49 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>My favourite Miss Swan</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/350152</link>
            <description>[YOUTUBE]xtjMxtcEjNA&amp;amp;NR[/YOUTUBE]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my favourite Miss Swan episode from Mad TV... if you have lots of time check out all the Miss Swan clips on You tube.</description>
            <author>darun</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:19:29 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>CORPORATE LESSON</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/323789</link>
            <description>Well Jokes Heaven has been kinda slow lately, anyway here is one I got from an email, hopefully its not a dupe, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CORPORATE LESSON&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is&lt;br /&gt;finishing up her shower&lt;br /&gt;when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of&lt;br /&gt;arguing over which one&lt;br /&gt;should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives&lt;br /&gt;up, quickly wraps herself&lt;br /&gt;up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens&lt;br /&gt;the door, there stands&lt;br /&gt;Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word,&lt;br /&gt;Bob says, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;ll give&lt;br /&gt;you &amp;#036; 800 just to drop that towel that you have on&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;After thinking for a&lt;br /&gt;moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked&lt;br /&gt;in front of Bob. Bob has&lt;br /&gt;a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over&lt;br /&gt;&amp;#036;800 and quietly leaves.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the&lt;br /&gt;woman wraps back up in&lt;br /&gt;the towel and goes upstairs.&amp;#33; When she gets back to&lt;br /&gt;the bathroom, her&lt;br /&gt;husband asks from the shower &amp;quot;Who was that?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It was Bob the next door&lt;br /&gt;neighbour,&amp;quot; she replies.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Great,&amp;quot; the husband&lt;br /&gt;says, &amp;quot;did he say anything about the&amp;#33; &amp;#036; 800 he owes&lt;br /&gt;me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit&lt;br /&gt;information with your&lt;br /&gt;stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;CORPORATE LESSON&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side&lt;br /&gt;of the road, he stopped&lt;br /&gt;and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted.&lt;br /&gt;She got in and crossed her&lt;br /&gt;legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely&lt;br /&gt;leg. The priest had a&lt;br /&gt;look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily&lt;br /&gt;slid his&lt;br /&gt;hand up her leg. The nun&lt;br /&gt;looked at him and immediately said, &amp;quot;Father,&lt;br /&gt;remember psalm 129?&amp;quot; The priest&lt;br /&gt;was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced&lt;br /&gt;himself to remove his&lt;br /&gt;hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from&lt;br /&gt;her leg. Further&lt;br /&gt;on,while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her&lt;br /&gt;leg again.The nun once&lt;br /&gt;again said, &amp;quot;Father, remember psalm 129?&amp;quot; Once again&lt;br /&gt;the&lt;br /&gt;priest apologized. &amp;quot;Sorry sister, but the mind is&lt;br /&gt;weak.&amp;quot; Arriving at the&lt;br /&gt;convent the nun got out, gave him a meaningful&lt;br /&gt;glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest&lt;br /&gt;rushed to&lt;br /&gt;retrieve a bible and&lt;br /&gt;looked &amp;#33; up psalm 129. It Said, &amp;quot;Go forth and seek;&lt;br /&gt;further up, you will&lt;br /&gt;find glory.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your&lt;br /&gt;job; or, you might miss&lt;br /&gt;great opportunities&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;CORPORATE FINDING&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Usually the junior executives and staff of the&lt;br /&gt;company generally play&lt;br /&gt;football; the middle level managers are more&lt;br /&gt;interested in tennis and the&lt;br /&gt;top management usually has a preference for Golf.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;FINDING: As you go up the corporate ladder, the&lt;br /&gt;balls reduce in size.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;CORPORATE LESSON&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;A young executive was leaving the&lt;br /&gt;office at 6 PM when he&lt;br /&gt;found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a&lt;br /&gt;piece of paper in his&lt;br /&gt;hand. &amp;quot;Listen,&amp;quot; said the CEO, &amp;quot;this is a very sensitive&lt;br /&gt;and important document and&lt;br /&gt;my secretary has left. Can you make this thing&lt;br /&gt;work?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Certainly, Sir&amp;quot; said&lt;br /&gt;the young executive. He turned the machine on,&lt;br /&gt;inserted the paper, and&lt;br /&gt;pressed the start button. &amp;quot;Excellent, excellent&amp;#33;&amp;quot; said the CEO as his&lt;br /&gt;paper&lt;br /&gt;disappeared inside the&lt;br /&gt;machine. &amp;quot;I just need one copy.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Lesson - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows&lt;br /&gt;everything.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;CORPORATE LESSON&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;There were these 4 guys, Russian&lt;br /&gt;President Putin, Germany&amp;#39;s&lt;br /&gt;Chancellor Kohl, Pakistan Dictator Musharraf and&lt;br /&gt;French Premiere Chirac who&lt;br /&gt;found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the&lt;br /&gt;bottle, a genie appears.&lt;br /&gt;Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the&lt;br /&gt;bottle, he said, &amp;quot;Next&lt;br /&gt;to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of&lt;br /&gt;you a wish. When you&lt;br /&gt;run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you&lt;br /&gt;want the pool of water to&lt;br /&gt;become, then your wish will come true.&amp;quot; The French Premiere Chirac wanted&lt;br /&gt;to start. He ran&lt;br /&gt;towards the pool, jumped&lt;br /&gt;and shouted WINE&amp;quot;. The pool immediately changed into&lt;br /&gt;a pool of wine. The&lt;br /&gt;Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from&lt;br /&gt;the pool.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Next is the Russian President Putin turn, he did the&lt;br /&gt;same and&lt;br /&gt;shouted,&amp;quot;VODKA&amp;quot; and immersed himself into a pool of&lt;br /&gt;vodka.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The German was next and he jumped and shouted,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;BEER&amp;quot;. He was so contented&lt;br /&gt;with his beer pool.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The last is Pakistan&amp;#39;s Musharraf . He was running&lt;br /&gt;towards the pool when&lt;br /&gt;suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped&lt;br /&gt;towards the pool and&lt;br /&gt;shouted,&amp;quot;SHIT&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;.........&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Lesson V: Mind your language, you never know what&lt;br /&gt;it will land you in.</description>
            <author>darun</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2006 15:34:55 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Singaporean joke</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/268625</link>
            <description>Sorry if posted before, a friend just sent me this..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There once was a very good old barber in New York.&lt;br /&gt;One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he&lt;br /&gt;goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: &amp;quot;I am sorry. I cannot&lt;br /&gt;accept money from you. I am doing community service.&amp;quot; The Florist is happy and&lt;br /&gt;leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop,&lt;br /&gt;there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after  the cut. But the barber replies: &amp;quot;I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.&amp;quot; The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop; there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: &amp;quot;I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.&amp;quot; The Singaporean software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can you guess?&lt;br /&gt;Come on, think like a Singaporean....&lt;br /&gt;Have you got the answer?&lt;br /&gt;Come on. Guess&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('fa1379aa087a5208ba60718414a192c4')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;fa1379aa087a5208ba60718414a192c4&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A dozen Singaporeans are waiting for a free haircut&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>darun</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:43:59 +0800</pubDate>
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