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        <title>Lowyat.NET: Latest topics by dec08</title>
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            <title>Change of car plate ownership</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/5098013</link>
            <description>Hi all, recently I bought car plate number thru MySikap with my own account intention to put in my new car but I had cancelled the car booking. At the same time my wife is buying a new car.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I am thinking can I use the car plate number for my wife new car? And what is the procedures? Can I do it online in myeg?</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>The Fast &amp;amp; The Furious</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2021 20:15:34 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>(WTS) Clearance Vape - Cheaply Sales</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4487265</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;CLEARANCE SALES&amp;#33; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s): [B] 1. KANGER TECH TANK RTA w. Mini RBA &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The very famous old time tank.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:Everything Full come with box and new rubber&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Price:&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;b&gt;SOLD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=9454280]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s): [B] 2. Nextgen Genesis Atomizer &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bought and never use before. Suitable for those who know how to operate ONLY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:Everything Full come with box and new rubber&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Price:&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;b&gt;RM 40&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=9454374]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s): [B] 3. STEAMCRAVE AROMAMIZER RDTA &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rarely used and condition is well preserved&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:Everything Full come with box and new rubber&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Price:&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;b&gt;RM 50&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=9454455]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s): [B] 4. Kayfun Mini V3 – SvoëMesto (CLONE) &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those who want to have a taste of flavor...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes:Everything Full come with box and new rubber&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Price:&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;b&gt;SOLD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=9454546]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s): [B] 5. The Merlin Mini RTA by Augvape &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just bought recently and used 2-3 times the most.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: only tank. (cant find the box)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Price:&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;b&gt;RM 60&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=9454730]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s): [B] 6. Derringer RDA (CLONE) &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its a driper for common use&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: Everything Full come with box and new rubber&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Price:&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;b&gt;RM 25&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=9454857]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=9454885] (mod for display)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s): [B] 7. IPV Mini 2 70w Box Mod &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Very old mod and alot wear and tear. Despite the condition it still workable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: Everything Full come with box.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Price:&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;b&gt;SOLD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=9454992]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s): [B] 8. SMPL Mechanical Mod &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Simple and nice condition mech mod. very match with kayfun mini &amp;amp; driper&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Package includes: Only the mod&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Price:&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;b&gt;RM 20&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=9455085]&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=9455090]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s): [B] 9. FREE Tips for bulk purchase &lt;/b&gt; Gave one away&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;PRICE CAN NEGO if bulk purchase at least 4 items&lt;/b&gt;. Will give free tips for bulk purchase&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dealing method: COD @ Sungai Buloh, Kota Damansara, PJ , Klang&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Contact method/details:&lt;/b&gt; Can whatsapp direct to me 016-3306237&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Item(s) conditions:&lt;/b&gt; All above is used product unless stated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reason for sale:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;To clear off from wasted and fund new vape.. Its good for new learner instead invest on new one &lt;/span&gt; &lt;!--emo&amp;:thumbs:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/thumbup.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='thumbup.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Garage Sales</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2017 11:38:28 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Pls help on Qos/ Bandwith control</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3306224</link>
            <description>Hi , imma using unifi, at its running weak lately due to too much devices youtubing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;last time i dont remember it slow even when im torrent and playing dota2.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;please help and recommend router that can control speedlimit wireless with lowest cost.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i dont know how to set up too &lt;!--emo&amp;:(--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Networks and Broadband</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2014 23:13:19 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS - Iphone 4 32GB BLACK</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3158148</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Item(s):Iphone 4 32GB + Freebies (IOS 7.0.6)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Package includes: BOX, WARRANTY CARD, CHARGER &amp;amp; [B]SONIC GEAR CLOCK W. SPEAKER &amp;amp; ALARM FOR IPHONE&lt;/b&gt; (can play iphone songs and radio)  &lt;!--emo&amp;:clap:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxms.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxms.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Price: SOLD&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Warranty:NIL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Dealing method:STRICTLY COD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Location of seller: KLANG, DAMANSARA, KOTA KEMUNING&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Contact method/details: PM or ASK FOR HP NO.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Age of item: APPROX 1.5YEARS USAGE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Reason for sale: WANNA UPGRADE&amp;#33;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:peace:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_rolleyes.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Garage Sales Archive</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2014 19:42:23 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTA - Maxis iValue</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/0</link>
            <description></description>
            <category>Networks and Broadband</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTA - Maxis iValue</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3063859</link>
            <description>Sorry I just got maxis plan and I&amp;#39;m jump ship from Umobile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I subscribe the iValue plan with iPhone and supposedly I shud get 2gb Internet per month but I receive MSG inform that I only have 1.1gb usage. Why the heck is that mean?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Below Copy from the MSG quoted :-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RM0. You are on iData 2GB plan. You have reached 80% of your quota: 1,160.5 MB. Current usage: 929 MB. Balance: 231.5 MB. Your plan will be renewed on: 00:00:00 21-12-2013. To purchase Quota Upgrade dial *136*9#. Thank You.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can anyone verify this? :/&lt;br /&gt;Feel like cheated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks.</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Networks and Broadband</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 12 Dec 2013 20:26:28 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTS Iphone 5s</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3040736</link>
            <description>[b]Item(s):Iphone 5s&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Package includes:NEW in box&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Price: item sold to @Gregyong&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Warranty:New&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Dealing method:COD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Location of seller:Klang, Damansara&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Contact method/details: PM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[b]Age of item: NEW</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Garage Sales Archive</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 22 Nov 2013 20:35:15 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[GAME] FIFA13 Football</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2688066</link>
            <description>i cant search for any fifa13 football apps game talking here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just want to know anyone playing this game?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe we can add each other and have a fair match?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sport is good for health  &lt;!--emo&amp;:P--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We can discuss about the apps here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Favourite team to use: Bayern Munich &amp;amp; Real Madrid&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Real fan : Arsenal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fifa id : mingz08</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Football Lounge</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 21:07:10 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>[GAME] FIFA13</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2686610</link>
            <description>i cant search for any fifa13 apps game talking here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just want to know anyone playing this game?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe we can add each other and have a fair match? &lt;!--emo&amp;:clap:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxms.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxms.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sport is good for health &lt;!--emo&amp;;)--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We can discuss about the apps here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Favourite team : Bayern Munich</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Apple Byte</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 19:22:28 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>WTA - Any GPS apps for China Mainland</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2296617</link>
            <description>Can i ask, any recommend gps apps for China road?... asking for my friend coz he going to china soon. I&amp;#39;d google around and hardly get any one..&lt;br /&gt;Its nice if it can use offline coz roaming its quite troublesome and expensive.  &lt;!--emo&amp;:sweat:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sweat.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweat.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Apple Byte</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 22:50:05 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>List of Photo Shop</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1927233</link>
            <description>Hi, i dont know whether this thread is repeat or not? I would like to know any cheap process charges for film process or camera repair, CLAs fees around klang area? and how much? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just started film camera and want to do the process but a shop at Bkt Tinggi charge me rm10 for scanning.  &lt;!--emo&amp;:unsure:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone?</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Photography, Digital Imaging &amp;amp; Video</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:26:05 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Humour  time~</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/366804</link>
            <description>A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox.&lt;br /&gt;Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between his legs to shift.&lt;br /&gt;The little girl notices, and squeals with laughter &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;How&amp;#39;d you do that?&amp;quot; she asks&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Easy,&amp;quot; he exclaimed, &amp;quot;I just farted.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Can I try it,&amp;quot; she asks?&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Sure,&amp;quot; he says, &amp;quot;anybody can do it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;She concentrates as she strains and grunts. &lt;br /&gt;Suddenly, there&amp;#39;s a huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and the little boy is thrown 20 feet, landing up against a tree.&lt;br /&gt;He groggily gets to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is. &lt;br /&gt;He finds her lying on the ground, out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle.&lt;br /&gt;Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Just what I thought, dual exhaust.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Grab it from mail~enjoy..hope it notyet post.. &lt;!--emo&amp;:D--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 17:55:09 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Allergies</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/360775</link>
            <description>&lt;!--emo&amp;:(--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  anyone have the same problem with me??..i got a allergy to alcohol..when i drank a can or bottle of beer or any alcohol drinks, sure tomorrow in the early morning my body will turn to red and itchy&amp;#33;&amp;#33;its so itchy until u can scratch out ur skin and wonder wat beneath the skin..u cant able to control the bitterness of the pain too...im wondering why and is there any cure or way to stop it??..but i just want to have drinks with fren as usuall...wat a pity if u just can watch ur fren drink happily and u&amp;#39;re the only one who throat are thirst of the cold sweet beer..help pls..</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Health &amp;amp; Fitness</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 18:27:18 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>JokEs for Adults..</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/332961</link>
            <description>&amp;quot;Sleeping in the Barn&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;loaded up Jack&amp;#39;s station wagon and headed north.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;house and asked the attractive lady of the house&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if they could spend the night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m recently widowed,&amp;quot; she explained, &amp;quot;and I&amp;#39;m &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;house.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Not to worry,&amp;quot; Jack said, &amp;quot;we&amp;#39;ll be happy to sleep&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in the barn.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow&amp;#39;s &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, &amp;quot;Bob,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;do you remember that good-looking widow at the&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;farm where we stayed?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Yes, I do.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;go up to the house and make love to her?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Yes, I have to admit that I did.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Did you happen to use my name instead of telling&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;her your name?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bob&amp;#39;s face turned red and he said, &amp;quot;Yeah, I&amp;#39;m afraid&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I did.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Well, thanks, buddy&amp;#33; She just died and left me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;everything&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 14:48:31 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Dont ever eat chicken sandwichs..</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/317891</link>
            <description>A  little boy and a little girl attended the same&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; school and became&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; friends.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Every day they would sit  together to eat their&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; lunch. They discovered&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; that&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; they both brought chicken  sandwiches every day&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; This went on all through the fourth and fif&amp;#33; th &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; grades, until one day&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; he&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; noticed that her sandwich wasn&amp;#39;t a chicken &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; He said, &amp;quot;Hey, how come you&amp;#39;re not eating  chicken,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; don&amp;#39;t you like it&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; anymore?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; She said &amp;quot;I love it but I have to stop eating  it.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; he  asked.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; She  pointed to her lap and said &amp;quot;Cause I&amp;#39;m starting&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; to grow little&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; feathers  down there&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Let me see&amp;quot; he said.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Okay&amp;quot; and she pulled up her  skirt.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; He looked and said, &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s right. You are&amp;#33;  Better &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; not eat any more&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; chicken.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; He kept eating his chicken  sandwiches until one day&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; he brought peanut&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; butter.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; He said to the little girl, &amp;quot;I  have to stop eating&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; chicken sandwiches,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; I&amp;#39;m starting to get feathers down  there too&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; pants for her. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; She said  &amp;quot;Oh,  my God,  it&amp;#39;s too late for you&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; You&amp;#39;ve  already got the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; neck and the gizzards&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;enjoy~&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:17:57 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Lectric increase, enough for rm3000?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/313261</link>
            <description>Change our lifestyle or suffer for it.      &lt;br /&gt;                                                                           &lt;br /&gt;Therefore better change the ............ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let&amp;#39;s to do some calculations here. In Malaysia the average family income &lt;br /&gt;is RM3,000 (Father works, mother doesn&amp;#39;t). I understand there are a lot of &lt;br /&gt;families whose income don&amp;#39;t reach RM3,000, but to make things simple, &lt;br /&gt;lets take RM3,000 as the figure. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Okay, let&amp;#39;s start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; and 1 son. ngam ngam.... &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Calculation starts..... &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Electricity and water bilsl RM100 (no air-cond, no home theatre, no water &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; heater ok?) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Telekom and Handphone bills RM100 (cannot make a lot of calls one you know? &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; NO Streamyx also) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Meal for the whole happy family, RM775 (3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; persons????) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Papa makan/teh tarik during working hours RM155 (RM5/day, RM5 can eat &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; what?) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Car repayment RM400 (a Proton Saga Aeroback, 7 years&amp;#39; repayment) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Petrol RM300 (Living in City with traffic jam). Go to work, bring son to school, only &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; can afford one car running. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Insurance RM650, (kids, wife and myself). &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; House repayment RM750 (Low cost housing repayment for 30 years, retired &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; still have to work to pay house&amp;#33;) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Tuition RM80 (got that cheap meh?? No lah, I don&amp;#39;t think so) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Older children pocket money @ school RM20 (RM1/day, eat bread ke ..??) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; School fees RM30 (enough huh??) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; School books and etc etc. RM100 (always got extra to pay in school ... ??) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Baby/younger children milk powder RM50 (cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; expensive lah &amp;#33;&amp;#33;) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Miscellaneous RM100 (shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper &amp;amp; etc.) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; oh wait&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; I have to stop here, so... No Astro, no movie @ cinema, no DVD, &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; no CD, no online, cannot go for KFC, cannot eat Mc Donald, cannot go Park walking during &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; weekend (petrol expensive), no chit chat on phone with grandparents and  etc... &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Let&amp;#39;s use a calculator to total up... WALAO EI.. Shit&amp;#33; RM3,610 already.. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; EPF belum potong, Income Tax lagi, . oledi --- RM610... How to &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; survive laa. Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian??? Our Deputy Prime Minister &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; ask us to change lifestyle? How to change? Don&amp;#39;t eat? Don&amp;#39;t work? Don&amp;#39;t &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; send children to school and study? Besides that, I believe in Malaysia &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; population, there are millions of Rakyat Malaysia which still don&amp;#39;t earn &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; RM3,000/month&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; What is this? Ini lah Malaysia Boleh.. Sorry.. it should be Malaysians &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Boleh, because we&amp;#39;re still alive and kicking&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Our politicians must be mad&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; p/s - Hari ni 25/5/2006, eletrik naik 12%, kalau dulu belanja RM100 &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; sebulan sekarang dah RM112 sebulan. Kerajaan Barang Naik memang bagus... Najib &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; kata rakyat Malaysia perlu ubah cara hidup... aku kata ubah kerajaan &amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;get this from email...enjoy&amp;#33;~&amp;#33; &lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:58:11 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>this is wat superhero do during off movie..</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/305353</link>
            <description>&lt;a href='http://img19.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funny3ee.png' target='_blank'&gt;&lt;img src='http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/456/funny3ee.th.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funny17ki.png' target='_blank'&gt;&lt;img src='http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8733/funny17ki.th.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funny23as.png' target='_blank'&gt;&lt;img src='http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4843/funny23as.th.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funny34fz.png' target='_blank'&gt;&lt;img src='http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1720/funny34fz.th.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;poor all lil super heroes...support original and buy original vcd...there need to live too...heheh.. &lt;!--emo&amp;:P--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:11:19 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Why Disneyland Not Interested in Johor</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/305311</link>
            <description>Recent conversation between President of Disneyland International(A) and his Senior Vice-President of International Marketing(B): &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: So what&amp;#39;s the latest on the international front? &lt;br /&gt;B: Let&amp;#39;s see. Yes, we have an enquiry from Malaisher. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: Malaisher? Where&amp;#39;s that? In Thailand?&lt;br /&gt;B: No, that&amp;#39;s somewhere south of Thailand. Small country, shaped like a banana. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: Okay, what do they want? &lt;br /&gt;B: They are interested in setting up Disneyland there. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: Oh really? That must be near Hongkong. How are we doing in Hongkong?&lt;br /&gt;B: Oh Hongkong is fine. That&amp;#39;s because the weather in Hongkong is great, &lt;br /&gt;very conducive to outdoor action for the whole family. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: What about the weather in Malaisher then?&lt;br /&gt;B: Blistering hot, up to the thirties. Then they have two monsoons, six&lt;br /&gt;months apart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: Hmm, go on. &lt;br /&gt;B: And when it rains, the place floods like hell. Cars washed away, trees uprooted, landslides. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: You&amp;#39;re kidding.&lt;br /&gt;B: No sir. I&amp;#39;ve got a report here that says only 4 days ago an Indonesian community was washed away by a landslide. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: Indonesian community? I thought you said Malaisher?&lt;br /&gt;B: Oh yes, but they have hundreds of thousands of illegal workers, mainly from Indonesia. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: What&amp;#39;s the crime rate like in Malaisher?&lt;br /&gt;B: Pretty bad. Snatch thieves, children kidnapped and killed ... last week a little girl was found dead. And the crime rate is expected to go up. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: Expected to go up? Who said that? &lt;br /&gt;B: The police themselves. They threatened to let the crime rate go up if&lt;br /&gt;the government sets up a commission that all of them don&amp;#39;t like. See, it&amp;#39;s here on the Net.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: They even circulated that kind of threat on the Net? &lt;br /&gt;B: Apparently a dumb corporal did it by mistake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: Tell me more about the police there.&lt;br /&gt;B: Well, a report here says last week there was a peaceful demonstration against some tariff hikes and the police bashed them up, beat the hell out of them. I&amp;#39;ve got pictures. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: Sounds brutally efficient.&lt;br /&gt;B: Not really, cos last month there was another demonstration; this time&lt;br /&gt;against a forum that was being held in a hotel, and the police couldn&amp;#39;t&lt;br /&gt;control that crowd. They actually asked the people in the forum to go home. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: What more can you tell me about Malaisher?&lt;br /&gt;B: Let&amp;#39;s see ... oh yes, they produce fake DVDs by the thousands and actually sell them openly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: Gee, that bad huh? Well we can&amp;#39;t let them touch our merchandise then,can we? &lt;br /&gt;B: No sir. Oh, one more thing. They support Iran&amp;#39;s nuclear program.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: Tell me you&amp;#39;re kidding&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;B: No sir, they just had a regional meeting and their PM declared his&lt;br /&gt;stand. It&amp;#39;s all in their on-line news.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A: Alright, listen. I&amp;#39;ve heard enough. We are not sending Mickey Mouse&lt;br /&gt;there, pass me the Playboy...&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:56:51 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>a bottle of wine...</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/304517</link>
            <description>Bottle of wine... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive &lt;br /&gt;woman. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, &amp;quot;This is from the &lt;br /&gt;gentleman seated over there ,&amp;quot; indicating the sender. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and &lt;br /&gt;decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for &lt;br /&gt;a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The note read: &amp;quot;For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes &lt;br /&gt;in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in &lt;br /&gt;return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to &lt;br /&gt;return this to the woman. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It read: &amp;quot;For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a &lt;br /&gt;Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty &lt;br /&gt;million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful &lt;br /&gt;as you would I cut three inches off to make it 7 for her. Just send the &lt;br /&gt;bottle back.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lol...</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 13:11:27 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Wish from lil frog..</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/304496</link>
            <description>A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into &lt;br /&gt;the woods. She went into the woods to look for it &lt;br /&gt;and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, &amp;quot;If you &lt;br /&gt;release me from this trap, I will grant you three &lt;br /&gt;wishes.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, &amp;quot;Thank you, but &lt;br /&gt;I failed to mention that there was a &lt;br /&gt;condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband &lt;br /&gt;will get times ten&amp;#33;&amp;quot; The woman said, &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s &lt;br /&gt;okay.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman &lt;br /&gt;in the world. The frog warned her, &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;You do realize that this wish will also make your husband &lt;br /&gt;the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis &lt;br /&gt;whom women will flock to&amp;quot;. The woman replied, &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s okay, &lt;br /&gt;because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will &lt;br /&gt;have eyes only for me.&amp;quot;So, KAZAM-she&amp;#39;s the most beautiful &lt;br /&gt;Woman in the world&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For her second wish ,she wanted to be the richest woman in &lt;br /&gt;the world. The frog said, &amp;quot;That will make &lt;br /&gt;your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten &lt;br /&gt;times richer than you. &amp;quot; The woman said, &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s &lt;br /&gt;okay, because what&amp;#39;s his is mine and what&amp;#39;s mine is mine. &amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;So, KAZAM-she&amp;#39;s the richest woman in &lt;br /&gt;the world&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she &lt;br /&gt;answered,&amp;quot;I&amp;#39;d like a mild heart attack.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the moral of the story: Women are very clever. &lt;br /&gt;Don&amp;#39;t mess with them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for &lt;br /&gt;you. Stop here and continue feeling good. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they&amp;#39;re &lt;br /&gt;really smart. &lt;br /&gt;Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only &lt;br /&gt;goes to show that women never listen&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hehe... &lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>dec08</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:27:35 +0800</pubDate>
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