Accident due to brilliant politician police convoy

Ken — Tue, 29 May 2012 13:08:06 +0800

yesterday in MEX highway after putrajaya toll exit to cyberjaya, the traffic police ask people to stop immediately to give way to this politician, don't know who is he ... may be is najib ... then the car need to stop at high speed but 1 car not manage to stop and bang to the car in front ...

so pity ... the car if claim insurance sure kena summon for bang people's butt ...

Moral of the story : DON'T LIE TO KIDS

Ken — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:32:23 +0800

dunno is old story or not...

> > There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this

> > >>>little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a

> > >>>newspaper.

> > >>>The little girl says, "What's under there?"

> > >>>So the man answers, "A bird."

> > >>>The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.

> > >>>When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in

> > >>>great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"

> > >>>The man answers, "I don't know. I was at

> > >>>the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a

> > >>>little girl."

> > >>>So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to

> > >>>find any witnesses.

> > >>>When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking

> > >>>about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.

> > >>>She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was

> > >>>sleeping, I played with his

> > >>>bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its

> > >>>nest, and smashed all its eggs.

> > >>>

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Accident due to brilliant politician police convoy

Moral of the story : DON'T LIE TO KIDS