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my new blog

chezzball — Tue, 28 Jan 2014 16:37:59 +0800

Gonna join the bandwagon.. I wanna start a blog but dunno write what so I tot write abt myself here

21 dec 2012

chezzball — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 17:34:29 +0800

the so called hari kiamat is over. we are still alive. many thought that we couldn't live past that date.

i'm pretty sure "some" (i know some ktards wont give a fucuk, but some do) people actually try to acomplish a lot of things so they wont regret when the date arrives.

so now you have been given second chance, to do things that you weren't able to. pretty sure some of us learnt how to appreciate life, and cherish your love one.

if you have something to do, just do it. don't delay further. nobody knows what gonna happen tomorrow.

itu saja, kthxbai.

what jessie ooi thinks she do

chezzball — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:58:42 +0800

saw from facebook.. spread like hell

incredible remark quoted from Eddie Murphy

chezzball — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:54:42 +0800

QUOTE

Murphy admittedly has many of the film's best one-liners, i.e. "Lesbians always have the best tits", but he delivers them with such an accute sense of timing that it's no wonder he's so god damn famous.

how the moderation in /k/ works?

chezzball — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:28:05 +0800

base on the recent kolosed topik i encountered, i iz can notice a pattern liao; avoid these topik so ur tered can stay free from nukes.

1. post cartoon tits (not real pipul is drawing saja)
2. skolding cainis vroom
3. praise the current gomen & PM
4. skolding melei who is boarding LRT & dun gip seat to old pipul

from this pattern of kolosed topik, what can u deduce about the mod/staff who kolosed the topik? what kind of character and habit can this pattern reveal?

inb4 ayam not data mining machine

who is this !

chezzball — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 23:11:26 +0800

my fren sent me this and i 100% think it is done by 1 of u guise !!

cost of living seems high over this part of msia

chezzball — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 15:07:02 +0800

after my last encounter to eat wan tan mee, nasi kandar at KL area.

Todei I visited KLCC to had lunch with my ex skool mate.

As usual I left my company in the morning to take LRT to KLCC (on the bench nao no work to do so can ular) I went window shopping around then I eated some jap breakfast in Isetan (RM14.80 for the Salmon roe don) then on the way out I bought a coffee to drink while strolling outside the fountain and take pictar of twin tower.

Then lunch time i belanja him eated at Isetan normal noodle soup.

Nao I bek at opis, arranging my receipts... somehow i came to awareness that.. "ehh i spend quite a lot today"

RM14.80 for breakfast (no drillz coz the receipt and the food i throw into tong sampah dy)

RM10.90 for coffere

RM50 for lunch

Total = RM 75.70 just for breakfast + dinner...

I guess tonite dinner eat RM2 roti telur sudah laa..

But really... 1 day sudah spent so much liao just for 2 meals, i wonder how KL pipul survive ahh? do you guise actually have savings ahh? every food so mahal there.. i really pity u guise work at KL city la... every time i go that part of KL sure poket ada lobang liao...

dear mod

chezzball — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 16:37:18 +0800

i dun think theres any vroom elements, nor it is trolling or bashing or sensitive or wat

what is the reason u invi my tered/?\

thx

i jelly this guy

chezzball — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:10:24 +0800

do u think he is FP.jpg?

my fwen sent me this pictar and wan make me jelly liao.

yes ayam jelly riao he got hawt chick.

these business really not ethical betul la !

chezzball — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:17:54 +0800

Todei I beli Gong Cha, upon payment I received my receipt.

CODE

A receipt is a written acknowledgment that a specified article or sum of money has been received. A receipt records the purchase of goods or service obtained in an exchange.

definition of receipt

Then I wait at the side until the 'transaction/queue number on the receipt is displayed on the LED screen" and I proceed to collect my drinks. The waiter demanded to have my receipt. I was a bit annoyed wtf he dont trust me izzit. I hate these generalization of distrust towards poor pipul. So I gave him my receipt. After he verify the number only he give me the drinks.

I a bit beh syok liao loh. Before I can say anything he already poke the receipt on the receipt/bill spike stand.

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there's like a big stack of these receipts on the stand.

So I demanded my receipt back. The waiter like show me du lan face and pull the receipt out from the stand and give back to me. WTFBBQSHIT la... it is our consumer rights to receive the receipt as a proof of transaction ma, why they want take it back from me and still show TL face? they should follow Cha Time, prepare a tong sampah for us to throw should there are pipul that dowan keep the receipt.

Anyway, the main point is... I saw a lot pipul actually hand over the receipts back to them.

Do u pipul know it is wrong to do that? Maybe some of u guise never do biznez b4, let me enlighten u guise.

IMO, I think every month end the businesses will have a list of sales transactions, on the other hand with all the receipts they collected back from consumer which then contra them with the sales. what's left they go report as their earnings.

example... they issue 1000 receipts for sales of 1000 cups a day, 800 customers gave back the receipts. 1000 - 800 = 200. they only declare to gomen they sold 200 cups today, saving them earning for 800 cups worth of taxes to gomen.

these is just NOT ethical !! our gomen work so hard for rakyat and they need more money to build more stuff for us. With all these businesses operating macam ini, and sikap tidak apa attitude rakyat yg just give back the receipts. Marehsia mana boleh maju?

FAP = Forever Alone Person

chezzball — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:16:42 +0800

saw it when drive home tadi.

kolosed liao

chezzball — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:19:17 +0800

nampaknya ktard no good in SQL.

kolos

A good read

chezzball — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:54:58 +0800

From an email forward. Not sure who the author is, but read it and see if it described the happenings in Malaysia accurately:

Happenings in our beloved land, Malaysia
Written by an enlightened Malay (a market analyst)

The Malays Are Lost And Waylaid - At The Crossroads Of A Malay Dilemma

If you happen to travel around this country and check on the statistics, especially the pasar malam, find out who runs the stalls and their businesses? Check out our beloved Chow Kit Road, and see who owns the thriving commerce? Or visit the Pudu wet market and see who is shouting for customers at 4am (even before the cock crows).

Half the businesses now are with the foreigners, another half with other races, the Malays only have land titles left (especially reserve land of no value). All the GLC's are still in Malay hands, but not for long; otherwise all will be sold off in no time at all. As a people, the Malays are not known for perseverance and enduring commitment. They have no business acumen. Being entrepreunerial is a steep climb for them and the Malays have no stamina to stomach the strains and stresses. I speak from experience. They are easily swayed by circumstances.

More than half our local workforce are pendatangs (Indons, Myanmars,Nepals, Vietnamese, Banglas!) This country is not only bankrupt as said by Idris Jala, but also - telah dilelongkan. The poorer of the majority Malays left behind will become beggars and mat rempit, mat gian, mat ragut and mat dadah (they are all subsidized by our government funding to buy their No 1 drugs of escapism to run away from a harsh reality - Metadon). Who culled their own Malay race? Nobody but UMNO-BN itself! I rest my case.

Since 1957 UMNO has effectively carried out the population engineering of our country to ensure its own long-term survival by creating the myth of a two-pronged "Ketuanan Melayu" strategy of mind control. "Ketuanan Melayu" for the majority Malay masses who are lulled and numbed into a feeling of being superior over the non-Malays because of their demographic numbers; and "Ketuanan Melayu" for the favoured UMNOputra Malay political elites through the accumulation of massive material wealth and power for themselves and their cronies. And while UMNO has failed by almost any measure you chose to gauge them – good governance, ethics or morality – without question they have succeeded too well in the social engineering exercise after the bloody race riots of May 13, 1969. The duplicity of UMNO in proclaiming 1Malaysia - Satu Bangsa, Satu Negara -while all the while undertaking a relentless program to whittle down the numbers of the non-Malays through a very precise and focused political initiative is breathtaking in its effectiveness!

Consider this -

In 1957:

– 45% of the population were Chinese
-- 12% of the population were Indians

In 2010:

– 25% of the population are Chinese
– 7% of the population are Indians

Over 600,000 Chinese and Indian Malaysians with red IC status were rejected repeatedly when applying for citizenship and possibly 60% of them had passed away due to old age.

Since 1957:

-- 2 million Chinese have emigrated
– 0.5 million Indians have migrated
– 3 million Indonesians came over to Malaysia to become Malaysian citizens with Bumiputra status even if they stay less than 5 years. (Nett gain 0.5 million and an additional of 3 million manufactured Bumiputras like Muslim Indonesians). The most famous is none other than Mohd Khir Toyo who stayed for 20 years but became MB of Selangor.

In the not too distant future, I reckon Malay bumiputras may have to worry about 2nd or 3rd generation Indonesian migrants, owing to the virtues of hard work and thrift taught by their parents, or grandparents, would have surpassed the majority Malays in terms of socio-economic progress. Mohd Khir Toyo is smarter than most local-born Malays in terms of amassing his personal wealth at the shortest duration of time. Even Muhammad Muhammad Taib is no match for him. That's how smart Khir Toyo is.

Instead of teaching their people the virtues of hard work and perseverance, the UMNO warlords are proclaiming Ketuanan Melayu to feed off the Chinese minorities like parasites. If not for the Chinese taxpayers, the Malays will be sleeping the five footways. Of course the Chinese isn't a threat - they are just workaholics - they want to create wealth and prosperity so much so that no failures of any kind is going to stop them. Not even the ultra Malay racists spewing blood in their eyes or frothing venom in their mouths. It is envisaged the Chinese demographics will dwindle to stabilise at 4per cent of the overall Malaysian population but their accumulated wealth and economic power will continue to rise to more than 75per cent of the overall GDP of the country. That's proof enough how steady and influential the Chinese economic stranglehold over the majority Malays will become; and we believe racial hatred and resentment is well likely to remain for the next 50 years. They work hard for the money but we envy them in our idleness.

Whereas the Indonesian newcomers went out to work before you become awake and they are not home yet when you call it a day and went to bed. Will the majority Malays consider them a threat when they deservedly find new wealth? The Indonesians respect the Chinese for their business acumen and diligence. Do the Malays think likewise if not indulge in unguarded jealousy and envy?

Now the non-Malays are well aware of this tinkering and engineering of our population and it would do us Malays no good to say that it was UMNO's doing and that we had no hand in what happened at the end of the day. As a Malay I was then comfortable that UMNO was the dominant partner in the Barisan Nasional. It was indeed comforting to know that Malays controlled four of the five major banks. We were also in control of UMBC, MISC and Southern Bank – all previously owned by the Chinese. But seemingly the Chinese-owned Public Bank which is not in our control is moving ahead of the others still in economic prowess and competitive skills. What's wrong with our control?

Education?

Between 1968 to 2000:

– 48 Chinese primary schools shut down
– 144 Indian primary schools closed
– 2637 Malay Primary Schools were built

Of the total government budget for these schools, 2.5% were for the Chinese, 1% for the Indians and a whopping 96.5% for the Malay primary schools.

The fact that 2637 Malay primary schools were built between 1968 to 2000 implied that the engineered process of retarding our majority Malays or bumiputras is getting obvious. At the end of their school lives, they have nowhere to go except to stay put in this country, as like idiots they have nowhere else to go because everywhere they are faced with a serious language problem and a communication breakdown with others. They will, like it or not, have to support the Ketuanan Melayu concept to survive for their freebies or welfare. The mentality is - No need to work and money will still come. Scions of the rich and wealthy UMNOputras will be educated overseas and return to continue to rule over their poorer local cousins.

Petronas petrol stations?

Of the 2000 station the Malays owned 99%. Yes…we the Malays were indeed in control. In control of what? We were in control of all the business licenses and permits for Taxis and Approved Permits (APs).

We were in control of Government contracts of which 95% were given to Malays.

We were in control of the rice trade through Bernas that bought over 80% of Chinese rice millers in Kedah. Even Robert Kuok aka Sugar King was forced to sell his sugar franchise to UMNO crony interests so that the Malays are deemed to be in control of the sugar market; and the other essential basic items.

We were in control of bus companies. Throughout Malaysia, MARA buses could be seen plying all the routes. Non-Malays were simply displaced by having their application for bus routes and for new buses rejected. Many local Chinese owned bus companies are already kaput in the urban centres.

Every new housing estate being built had a mosque or a surau. None, I repeat "no" temples or churches were built for any housing estate even if the majority residents are non Malays! We even blare the loudspeakers in every mosque calling for Azan at maximum volume just so to tell the non Malays and non Muslims that we are in control!

So why with control over all these highly visible entities and business opportunities are the majority Malays still unable to stand tall and with pride over and above the non-Malays? We are unable to so do because it was not the Malays that benefited from these opportunities - only the favoured UMNOputras enjoyed the benefits, and the poorer among the majority Malays were merely taken for a ride as their name were used by UMNO to hijack the national agenda. The Chinese bogeyman and the Malay hobbyhorse work wonders for UMNO to play one against the other in their evil scheme of Divide and Rule to suit their survival plan.

Why must UMNO constantly harped about the need to spoon-feed the majority Malays – about Ketuanan Melayu when it is already in place and about Bumiputra status and all the privileges and rights that goes with that special status?

And as a Malay I want to ask the non-Malays why you still chose to live in a country whose racist government has by its actions and deeds done whatever it could to make you not feel welcomed as a Pendatang? The non-Malays I know have all told me the same thing – Malaysia is their country – they know of no other country they can call their own. And so they stay and put up with the abuses and nonsense.

The difference now is that there are enough Malays who are ashamed by the nihilistic antics of this ultra racist Malay political organization call UMNO. There are enough Malays to tell the non-Malays that we feel your pain, too. We understand your frustrations and despair at not being treated as equals in a country you call your own.

You must remember that UMNO will never treat you as equals or partners in progress. They want eveything for themselves. If you are not happy you can get out. UMNO does not give a damn if you're a rocket scientist or Albert Einstein Reborn. If you are non Malay you are 2nd class pendatang. Remember that well.

And enough non-Malays had migrated abroad to cause our country to understand that their loss is another country's gain. Singapore gained the most. A loss, which our country can ill afford to sustain in the long run. Only dumb and stupid Malay leaders deny the causes.

And more important, all these groundswell of disgust and contempt at UMNO has manifested itself in a way these political idiots cannot understand – losing our votes in the 12th General Elections on 10 March 2008. Say Amen for that. Instead of seeking penance these racist bastards scream for bloodshed and mayhem still.

And so we wait for the 13th General Election in 2011 which we hope will dish out the relevant karma for UMNO and its lameduck Barisan Nasional partners. The stooges and the parasites.

Meantime understand what they have done to us all – not only the non-Malays but also to the Malays and do not allow UMNO or Barisan Nasional to play the race card and start their divide and rule antics on us anymore.

You are one with me and we are two. United we stand divided we fall. One for all and all for one - is our game plan.

sos petrol

msia is bankrupt soon

chezzball — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:46:51 +0800

in the past, we have all the money & advantages during&before DRM era. We have vast oil reserves, pett was doing great and earnings of billions are contributed via tax to the gomen. which is used to build mega structures and projects like KLIA,KLCC,Putrajaya,F1 Sepang,etc.

then 1 day, gomen realize they are running out of cash.

dont worry, the minister are iz smart pipul liao. they need to find a way to earn/get more money from any source, includ. rakyat.

they come out with a lot ways to squeeze the water out of a damp cloth.

misi 1 : force every rakyat to buy a national car, by jacking up import car price and come out with potong. T&H earn 300% more profit, contribute more tax to gomen. on another hand gomen get money from potong. both hand get money, happy.

then money not enuf lagi... they wan building itu klcc and MSC so can songlap moar. they need capital, but gomen treasury habuk pon tarak..

misi 2 : increase petrol price.

although pocket got moar moeny now, they still wan moar money/real cash to fund moar projects.

they come out with those nais bonds or those amanah saham and sell to rakyat. rakyat see the high return, okla... cash in all their retirement savings to buy ini ASB (dan lain lain yg sewaktu dgannya)

nao gomen a lot cash for moar projects.

then got EPF money at their disposals... its like unlimited source of farm. u finish the money liao, dun worry.. the younger generation who just join the workforce will contribute to pay to EPF. so the money keeps coming in.. like pyramid scheme.

then nao... they not enuf money lagi...

they come out with another plan to get our money, the 1care. apart from the 11% they get from us via EPF, they want additional 10% moar from us.

so what this means? we r anticipating moar 1msia stuff... as a mechanism to get our cash.

it might b possible tat we are really running low in cash, and our country will bankrupt soon.

so, u wan ur country bankrupt or not? if u dowan, say yes to 1Care plan and start contributing as a fellow citizen.

we are becoming like EU/UK nao

chezzball — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:58:27 +0800

See, the income tax for European is around 50%
for UK its slightly lower, for e.g GBP5k its around 25%-30%

anyway, the high tax justify because gomen in return gip back good public services, free healthcare, free/cheap education, pensions, etc.

so nao with msia, we have EPF for our pension, monthly deduct 11% from salary.

then nao we have the 1Care, another 10% for employee portion.

then tax, ok this is subject to how much u earn, let's say someone who earn more than RM6k ok? (i know ktards a lot earn more than this amount) so the tax is around 15%?

Assuming ktard earn RM6k then deduct RM600 EPF, RM600 1Care, RM900 income tax. ur bring home pay is only RM3900. Then some company minus Socso also.

so its like 35% deduction liao.

in my opinion if i were deducted in 35% in UK then ok la coz servis all manyak bagus but i feel if deduct 35% in mareishia i feel liek kena con liao.

so i think it is the best time to start doing business liao, be a businessman, be a sole proprietor , dont be an employee liao coz putih putih hilang 35% every month. at least be business man u dont need deduct EPF, dont need deduct 1Care, heck even the tax u can 'play around' and put a lot expense claims to deduct the taxable amount.

mamak ist evil?

chezzball — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:10:48 +0800

QUOTE(RoyMcAvoy @ Feb 9 2012, 01:04 PM)

You missed something.

it's the mamaks who sold Melaka to Portugis
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what u guise think? do u guise agree?

inb4 mamakthir is aso mamak.

dear /k/ i muz ask u this Question

chezzball — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:55:35 +0800

in BM?

wimminz iz are not environmental friendly liao

chezzball — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:52:56 +0800

i think in order to save planet earth, wimminz shud not exist on this planet. because we are killing the trees/environment at a very disturbing pace.

everytime a wimminz enter the toilet, at least 1/4 of tree is chopped down. how could this be? will i will summarize in 2 sections:

A. in the cubicle
- when we enter the cubicle we will take out a LOT of toilet paper and lap the seat
- then we will roll out a lot of toilet paper and decorate the papers on the toilet seat, we make sure both side is symmetry to each other, ensure every bit is covered.
- after we settle with 'big business' we will wipe our butthole with a lot paper.
- after we settle pee, we need to wipe our ahem too with a lot paper.
- even if got water hose/spray, we will still use a lot toilet paper to wipe till dry.
- after finish business before we wear our panty, we will wipe our thigh too with toilet paper.

B. outside the cubicle
- after we wash hand, i see those wimminz will take a LOT of toilet paper to dry their hand. i dun und loh.. normally i use 1 or 2 piece paper can dy. these wimminz literally keep pulling out the papers like nobody biznez (i think got 4-5 pieces) and dry their hands then just straight throw into tong sampah.

everytime i see the cubicle tong sampah is FULL of toilet papers, the makcik tandas need to keep replenish the toilet papers..

i think we must have some course to educate these (not all) wimminz on how to save the environment.

what /k/ thinks?

why male dunno how to pee?

chezzball — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:31:17 +0800

why ahh i see u males play darts macam so keng alsways hit target or play pool sure masuk the hole on target.

but kencing tiem, whole floor basah?

i help me unker who opening the restaurant liao, coz CNY so a lot ppl no werking unker hire a lot bangla liao and ask me and cousins to help.

i go mop the male toilet floor, the male punya pee mangkuk below it the floor got pool of pee water...

i check liao the mangkuk no bocor or wat..

so definitely is the male kencing pee/wet the floor de.

why ahh ?

no 1malaysia is as 1malaysia compared to this

chezzball — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:34:25 +0800

I was driving to Johor then stomach lapar, my sis then ask me exit 1 of the toll and we went to eated this nais food liao

the food is really yummy and expense too, rm15 for 2 plate of rais

but that is not the point.

what amaze me is that this 'non-halal' cainis stall is just right next to a melei warung serving sup kambing, sup ekor,etc.

the local meleis just simply walk past (masuk dlm stall and just cut through the stall) and tak kisah jer...

half way makaning, the warung tauke a youngster came over to this cainis stall and ask who's triton is double park coz his customer mau keluar. then the cainis stall auntie ask us (the customers) whose car, then 1 of the ahpek answered and say sorry to the young guy. the young guy reply politely and apologize too (it wasnt necessary for him to apologize but he did too, both the ahpek and the guy did)

then my sis said "waaa this is really truly 1malaysia here"

what surprise me most is.. the melei guy just walked into the stall (i was eating this nais pork) not bothered with the pork dishes on the tray (its like mixed rice stall) also he dont drama lebih lebih macam those urban meleis.

drill of stall next to melei restoran.

and close-up of the yummyness i ate

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