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Girls these days.

placenta — Tue, 11 Aug 2015 11:41:33 +0800

i was quite bored one day and chat with this one lady.
at first we were having some discussions on "looking for life a life partner with hookup apps".

then we moved to another topic, on what types of guys to non-committal relationships.

out of the blue, she said she felt bored and wanted to hook up.
yeah, i agreed to meet her up, but she gave conditions.

she asked me to find a place, well i can work on that. but not the 2nd condition.
she wanted to have a 3some. as what normal guys would ask, i inquire the preferred 3rd person.
she answered that her client will be the 3rd person, a guy.

shes working as a sales exec, you see.
i had to refused, and just remain as online friends.

how would you guys respond to this situation?

Help me to choose from these 4

placenta — Fri, 19 Jun 2015 13:07:37 +0800

please help me to choose

A boring guy are you?

placenta — Mon, 08 Jun 2015 11:56:46 +0800

i have this question playing in my head for the past few days.

it came into notice that an interesting guy always know how to keep a conversation going and
knows how to make the other party participate into the conversation.

so i asked a few ladies on the criteria of their dream guys.

40% answered good looking.

40% answered romatic

60% answered good financial status.

100% answered good sense of humor.

so i asked on this group of PUA ( pick up artists ) if humor is really what the girls are into.

they answered, the ladies will only laugh at your jokes when they are already comfortable with you.
so the only way to get into this position is by being interesting and really know how to have a
really good conversation.

so guys. the most important is to be interesting, do outdoor activities, travel (backpacking), and get into shape.

I need some advise.

placenta — Fri, 29 May 2015 18:21:45 +0800

So here is the case, im helping my friend helping another friend.

My friend A, the other person would be B.

I knew A for quite awhile and i knew that A is a very responsible person, A is not doing quite well on earning for a living.
A is currently supporting A's family of 4.
Lets say A could earn up to 3k a month.

B, shes 7 months pregnant and the guy flee because he is forbid from having more than 1 wife.
B is now supported by A, and A went to see me to tell about the problem A is dealing with.
A wanted to send B to "rumah asuhan" as suggested by a doc theyre seeing.

But B dont want to go to that "rumah asuhan" and been leeching out resources from A.

I feel oblige to help by giving A a few hundreds for groceries at least.
and i might give some more for labour later on.

Because i want that baby to have a future.
And i will be visiting the baby and see that child growing up.

But if you ask me if the mother would like to have the baby, shes not sure.

What should A and I do to deal with this?

Swingers party in KL.

placenta — Mon, 11 May 2015 10:39:18 +0800

It was a boring weekend until i received a message from a girl named Melissa.

The conversation went like this :

Melissa : how are you?
Me : im good. what bout you
Melissa : im good thanks for asking thanks for the reply,Im Melissa im staying here in Kuala Lumpur now.how about you ?
Me: im jin, i live in KL as well. nice to meet you, melissa
Melissa : Nice to meet you,Im from philippines but im here at JW Marriott Hotel Im going to stay here until end of this month then after that im going back to my country
Me : ouh okay, may i know why youre telling me this?
Me : what brings you here?
Melissa : I only came here to attend a swingers party and im looking for a partner,Do you mind to be my partner?
Me : swingers party?
Me : may i know the details?
Melissa : Swingers party is a sex party which is you need to have a partner to have fun,Disco,Drink and sex
Me : ah i see. quite interesting
Melissa : Its going to be held at JW Marriott Hotel, this every weekdays wednesday until Sunday night
Me : how about the fees? spill me some details
Melissa : If you want to join to tell you the truth its not free,You need to pay for your membership ofcours but its not too much.The registration cost 34$ and only can pay by credit card or debit card,Can? thats all i can tell you coz the head host tell me that . so dont ask me more question coz im not working for them to tell you everything i just came here to attend that party thats all
Me :is it in dollars?
Melissa : yes dollars
Me : and drinks are free?
Melissa : you will pay ur drinks there
Me : ah i see. do you have a website for this, because paying using credit card, does sound like a scam
and you just created the account yesterday. which is quite funny
Melissa : hey so ur saying im going to scam you ? thats what your saying ? 1rst im not working for them so dont say that to me . i just came here to attend that party so your saying now that i've been scam all this time ?
Melissa : how come can you tell me ?
Melissa : i already come to the party
Me : im being cautious
Me : how about this, we meet up for breakfast tomorrow, to convince me
Melissa : i know but dont say that to me . i know theres alot people are fake here so ur just saying that i've been scam all this time ?
dont need to convince you. if you dont want dont need to talk to me
Melissa : i can find other guy can be my partner. and if you have problem you can report the head host im not working for them
Melissa : so dont say that to me
Melissa : you just ruining my mood (upset)
Me : hurm. we go for a drink first, we still have 3 more days for the event though
Melissa :bye
Me : okay. have fun

then i got blocked....

so what do you guys think? is this party really exist?
and here are some pics of Melissa.

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I wanna advise,

placenta — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 18:40:52 +0800

Dear people of /k,

since I am quite free at the moment after succeeded the system tie in for the current project im working on,

i went to the place where information are stored, the internet.

and looking for some trouble.

so i managed to get 3 MILF numbers from the famous "cheong" website, and contacted 1 of them.
and i made an arrangement with ida, shes from ampang.

so we set to meet up at 2, due to many good reviews given by all these cheongsters, i was kinda have high expectations to this lady.

and it went like this :

i called her at 1pm, she told me to come at 2pm.

i reach her place at 2pm, but she asked me to wait. i waited until 2:30pm and I gave another call. she rudely ask me to wait.
and i feel like i need to see this lady, because the rude ladies are usually hot.

so i waited for another 20 minutes until she gave an instruction to pick her up.

after she got into the car, all my expectations built are crumbled and fell like WTC

she has saggy boobs, saggy tummy, below average look, and not even close to average MILF.

but im kinda polite, so i told her that i am running late and blame on her because she made me wait.

and she keep on bugging me afterward with miss-calls. had to block her up.

MILF i always wanted should look like :

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My simpanan for nothing.

placenta — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 14:56:56 +0800

Ok it went like this. I was married on october and expecting baby on end of July. so i started to be quite particular with spendings.
and managed to keep RM2k in total aside after 2 months of living moderately.

so on 04.02.2015, i received a message from Angah (my 2nd brother) regarding Along (my first brother) borrowing money from along (loanshark).
Angah is not making huge amount of money, in fact, both angah and i are actually earning about the same (around 6 - 7k).
however, Along is making about 4k monthly.

Angah is married and saving a sum of money for his studies. but Along he is single, living with my parents, and my dad lend him a car.
Along pinjam from along about 1.1k on 29.01.2015 but it walloped to 6k on 04.02.2015. dengan muka tak malu, Along asked money from Angah eventhough
he knew that Angah has a family to take care of and saving money for his studies (Angah stuck a few semesters because unable to pay for the fees because Along went to pinjam money from him a few times before without paying).

im quite harsh compared to Angah. I dont give my money easily but Along is staying with my parents, may put parents and my sisters in danger.
because i knew that i will never get back the money. but compared to Angah, he forked up more money than what i could.

So the moral of the story is. Dont ever pinjam along, unless you have no relatives.
and money issues could cause family to split up.

girl tax

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Korean Angels

placenta — Thu, 29 Jan 2015 14:34:16 +0800

My wife is having

placenta — Thu, 20 Nov 2014 15:52:19 +0800

Dear all,

I am a bit concerned. We are married, on the early of october.

She is supposed to have her period last week, but she didnt so she did the pregnancy test.
It turned out positive.

However, for the past few days, she got her undies stained with blood, but not much, like a spot or 2.

Is it normal?

and we are about to go for a 2 hours hiking this sunday. Is it safe for the embryo?

My wedding ring

placenta — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 12:44:57 +0800

/ktard, im getting married soon, 10.10.14 to be exact. So here are the rings.

i will get invisible like frodo, but only from the ladies. sad

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Here is my ring

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these are our rings

got these from Enai jewelry.

Satuday night puffing shisha. fooh~

placenta — Tue, 09 Sep 2014 19:24:28 +0800

Last Saturday night, I went shisha at 'the castle', Jln Tun Razak.

Across my table, there was a group of 4 ladies, and 3 guys while im puffing off my mango,melon,mint flavoured shisha and my eyes were busy scanning the area.
I made fun of the group by saying "diorg ni gang mekap 1 tonne, malaypretty ni" to my cousin who sat on my right.

But I got my eyes caught by this one lady who wore red dress with her faded blonde coloured hair.
I stared at her for a couple of minutes, before get into the group conversations with my siblings and a cousin.

Between the conversations, i still got my eyes toward her for a few time.
It was 4:00 am when the group leaving the table.

She parked her car near the entrance and she was warming up the engine, i suppose.
Within the moment, I had this urge to freaking give her my card. I went straight to her car and ask her to wind down the window.

Then I hand her my card, while saying "kalau sudi berkenalan, contact lah" before leaving the spot.

I never expect that I will get a text from her. We did chat a bit before she follows me on instagram.
I checked on her ig and guess what. she is one of the active members of malaypretty.

So your argument that "malaypretty jual mahal" is invalid.

She is a nice person and talkative too.

Drills :

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Yesterday went to changkat.

placenta — Sat, 17 May 2014 16:20:56 +0800

Kuala Lumpur, 16 Mei 2014 - Sebuah kenderaan yang dipandu oleh seorang lelaki berumur 25 tahun telah dikepung oleh sekumpulan penunggang motosikal di Jalan Changkat atas kesalahan jalan raya. Lelaki yang berpakaian kemeja biru bersama 2 rakan-rakannya yang lain telah dikepung oleh kira-kira 9 buah motosikal pelbagai jenis tidak memberikan kerjasama kerana terasa terancam dengan kehadiran kumpulan motosikal ini kelihatan sering memerhatikan kereta yang dipandunya. Seorang daripada penunggang tersebut mengarahkan kereta diberhentikan sambil menunjukkan kad kuasa polis.

Namun, kerana fizikal luaran mereka yang tidak nampak seperti anggota polis, enggan memberi kerjasama dan terus memandu. Setelah diarah berkali-kali, pemandu tersebut akur dan memberhentikan keretanya di bahu jalan sambil meminta semua penunggang menunjukkan kad kuasa. Pemandu tersebut kemudian sedar bahawa kumpulan motosikal itu dianggotai oleh pelbagai bangsa, seperti 1Malaysia yang dialungkan oleh perdana menteri kita.

Setelah diajukan soalan kepada polis tersebut, kenapa mereka ditahan, mereka sedar bahawa satu daripada huruf di plat kenderaan yang dipandunya telah tercabut. Setelah melakukan pemeriksaan, pemandu kereta dan rakan-rakannya dibebaskan serta merta.

Nota Kaki : i think they are from special branch.

look at the guitar please.

placenta — Sun, 02 Feb 2014 04:13:12 +0800

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please dont look else where

Guess who is this?

placenta — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 18:17:51 +0800

would you?

placenta — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 16:04:03 +0800

Christie Brinkley

Criteria to become my scandal

placenta — Thu, 16 Jan 2014 16:52:46 +0800

Info of me :

- Mid 20's
- I view myself as a handsome devil, and i am a man of expressions.
- I have a small condo, but im staying with my parents.
- I drive a proton neo but already paid off the debt.
- I work in a construction company (stinky as tuck)

And now, the criteria that my scandal must meet:

1) i want the petite size, easy to lift
2) teeth must be neat and not too yellow (stop with enamel shit, i dont buy it)
3) dont make up, fair skin, love smiling
4) smart, but enjoy my stupid talk
5) love reading, but MUST NOT be my inbox
6) no need to love me, and meet once a week.
7) dont care if youre clingy, because i wanna feel like im important
8) dont wanna piap also ok with me, but must make out everytime we meet up
9) understand the fact that when i am not replying, im in a midst of gaming
10) expensive stuff? once a year, but not more than 3k
11) dont care if you dont wanna clbrt my bday, but i need bday sek
12) stay off from me in the net, and dont bother looking for my fb, insta, twit, or gmail
13) selfie whore? dont care, as long as im out of the pic
14) instagram full with creative pictures. ok i can tolerate sexy.
15) shopping? fine with me, but try to be moderate

That's about it. we can be scandal for 3 years, and you can leave me anytime, i dont give a damn.

Help needed

placenta — Tue, 24 Dec 2013 13:45:28 +0800

Hello,

Ive been looking for the Jutamines maintenance office phone number for hours. can anyone here help me out.

its urgent

Building a cheap PC

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800

Discuss this out (newly married)

placenta — Fri, 22 Nov 2013 15:29:18 +0800

Let say you just got married, and you owned a house which is unfurnished.

For the whole year youve been saving for the ceremony,

and you can only manage to keep 1k monthly after married.

for the 1st 3 months, what are the furnitures or appliances that you guys will get 1st?

Building a cheap PC

placenta — Wed, 13 Nov 2013 13:49:30 +0800

Hi, i am trying to build own PC which can at least play a few game in medium requirements (diablo /sims).
The hardware are as below :

Intel i3 4310 - 399
MSI B75MA-P45 - 235
Gskill Ggb DDR3 1333mhz - 65
WD 500 gb caviar blue -175
PSU 400W FSP hexa -129
GC GB HD 6450 -150
CM elite 343 -109
Samsung 24x sata -60

total of RM 1322

However, my budget is RM 1k.

can you guys advice what to add and what to remove?