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Mistress Happy's Guide To Kau Lui

happy4ever — Tue, 13 Feb 2018 11:20:59 +0800

VDAY is near.

But if you no amoi, no awek, no date, then too late.

But never too late to try now...

Here is what aunty did before

Aunty sometimes become unker also can one. So this time, aunty become unker to kau lui teach you how to kau luis

STEP 1: Tinder Profile:

1) put up your nicest looking pics in tinder.
2) profile write up, write nicest things about yourself, or general stuffs. Dont gloat/boast. Just say you enjoy this and that and life blablabla
3) use photoshop make your face problem become not so problematic. Now phone app can do that, if your screen dont crack, means ok la.

STEP 2: Tinder Match:

1) if got match say hi. Some cheesy pickup lines like "Yelloooo...shall we be maked frens?" or "i love your nenen" or "can i have some milk?"
2) if got reply, make some lame conversation like "how often you have sex?", "which position you like?", but generally, i'd ask what she does or where she stays...sometimes lame things like what she do on weekend
3) invite out for drinks or coffee...exchange numbers if you can.

STEP 3: Tinder Date:

1) meetup, be cheerful and curteous. Girls like men behave like gentleman. Clean shave and neat clothing is a must
2) talk general stuffs like "wanna see my guguberd?", or "nice tits?", but usually i start off by asking about her, what she does, bla bla bla, get to know more of each other.
3) add some wit into your conversation
4) be attracted to intelligent women. dont be takut. smart women makes good thoughtful conversation. mentally stimulating also.
5) dont aim for seks so soon la.
6) invite for movies etc also ok.
7) when finish date, walk her to her car... and offer a nice hug to say good bye. Nothing hamsap and pervert here....it will be a turn off.

Reach home message her ask if she's back etc.

Wait for next date invite her again.

After few more dates she ok, means she suka you la. if no suka, she wont waste time go out with you again, so u cari another one la.

Sometimes if lucky, can get FUBU.

I got this kawan amoi amat hot one. Since we both do business one. so alot of meetings and discussions. So sometimes masuk hotel buat la kerja. then we kongkek on and off.
Not bad wei. Wife material also... but business comes first.

IF NO TINDER:

STEP 1: Ask la fren or who intro to you

Go on dates, repeat steps above.

Remember, Get tested for STD also before u go kiss people.

Any more stuffs, can add here...since is VDAY

Sekians

Are you got play Arena of Valor?

happy4ever — Wed, 07 Feb 2018 17:50:26 +0800

Anyone here got play AOV game?

I see some player 20 wins in a row... how can?

I play, lucky only get 5 wins in a row, then 6 to 10 loses in a row...WTF man....

Got trolls, got AFK, got n00bs, etc...

Usually i play this when i go bangsai while vape and rokok and pret pret...

niasing, lose until tulan my sifat loong also open and kolos non stop..... pret pret also no mood.

i usually use Veera, sometiems Arthur, Valhein, and Maloch.

but meet all the puundik players.... i mau baling phone to wall and sepak sepak.

From gold I yesterday now to gold IV... tunasing....

WHy do people still wan hamsap me wor

happy4ever — Wed, 16 Jul 2014 02:23:02 +0800

Is because too horny or what?

tetiba come message me hamsap thing ask can be fren some more???

you think i what??

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I censor name dulu...kasi chans if he come kacau me somemore i will reveal his name.

please respect ladies and love them long long

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Borrowed words in BM

happy4ever — Fri, 18 Oct 2013 23:41:56 +0800

This is what happens when Bahasa Malaysia borrows from other languages.

Case #1: AKU LANGSI
I couldn't help to LOL in a shopping complex after bumping into a Malay chap who wears a T-shirt says AKU LANGSI. Noted in local movies these days like KL Gangster 1& 2 and KONGSI tends to use the word "Langsi". Langsi to Malay might mean samseng/ kepala kerek in such context.

On a day to day Chinese conversation, the word Langsi means snobbish or sombong or cocky. That is in our current conversation. However for those who born in the 60s, 70s and early 80s, Langsi or Lansi is actually a foul word which our parents would definitely punish us for saying such word. Lan vulgarly means penis and Si means shit.

In frustration, Chinese especially Cantonese tends to vent their frustrations with words of male/female genitalia (to think about it, almost most races does) like Sohai (also widely used these days) and Lansi.

Hence I can't think how a female genitalia can be stupid(sohai) and how can someone associate the whitish substance on a person penis to a stuck up person (being cocky??) but if it is associated with Bahasa Malaysia that Langsi/ Lansi means being a thug/samseng, we are soon to be one confused lot.

Could it be someone who is circumcised do not know what langsi actually means? (note this is not a racist remark please)

Case #2: Char Kuey Toew
I tend to have issues ordering Char Kuey Teow in a Malay restaurant. Why? A fried kuey teow in Cantonese is called Char Kuey Teow but for a Malay restaurant, Char Kuey Teow means kuey toew cooked with lots of sauce (often flooded with sauce) while kuey teow goreng is the fried to dryness.

To me, Char Kuey Teow is kuey teow goreng is fried kuey teow. Confused.

So is you the confused i am as?

DISCUSS!

singapore primary 3 question?

happy4ever — Wed, 09 May 2012 22:07:18 +0800

apa answer ar?

i KO liao

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see, this jew frenly nation so pannai. teach kids so hard. no wonder all end up no more sex life

pls don send yr kids to sin jia polah skool!

Why a god so puny?

happy4ever — Tue, 01 May 2012 13:02:56 +0800

All these gods with power... but so lousy compare to human technology

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iTalk SCAM

happy4ever — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:45:16 +0800

http://www.tm.com.my/ap/personal/voice/car...bout-iTalk.aspx

Dear all

dont ever buy IDD card ITalk from TM

Its a freaking scam

Every time want to dial out to overseas (ie Thailand, Singapore) it always end up directing to a number in selangor, and worse, to the same person, who gets so pissed for keep dialing to same person it was suppose to be for another person

Happened not to me also but to my friend also.

iTalk is SCAM!

Dinner for Christmas

happy4ever — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 09:30:40 +0800

Dear /k/

need some suggestions to take my parents/family out for christmas dinner.

i really blur blur dunno what to eat or any good recommendation? Not 5 star fine dining la

but something nice for family.

any suggestions ka?

Citibank arrests you if you close your account

happy4ever — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 17:32:27 +0800

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If you are a citibank client, have savings in it, CLOSE IT!

LYN Hikers and Campers Group

happy4ever — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 11:30:35 +0800

Welcome to the first hikers chat/group thread!

Pls share info on all the nice hiking, waterfall places and campsites.

My current one is at Gunung Nuang, hulu langat, which i go there quite often, almost every weekend. Friday night hikes seems nice.
GPS: N3 13 01.7 E101 52 59.0

Some links for jungle lovers

http://matsaiko.multiply.com/photos/album/...n_Lansir_Part_1

http://phototrek.wordpress.com/

http://www.junglecraft.com.my/ --> for some tips in malaysian rainforests, including tying knots and how to make bamboo hammock and tripod chair and using plastics for rain tarp and making fire, and lots more!

Please share more info. Will update here as I compile the infos. can organize LYN jungle trips as well. So far, my 3 jungle friends are also LYNers.

Outdoor gears :-
http://evergreenadventure.com/
This one is my favourite place to shop for cheap gears. Very friendly and good stuffs. I topup my hexamine fuel tablets here all the time. RM3.50 only.
N3 06 51.0 E101 35 54.4 - LDP shop, behind St Ignatius church along LDP

http://www.outpostuniform.com/ -> not much variety, but ok la. 1U branch selling a pair of jungle boots for about RM68.

--thanks to SkywalkerxX for the list below--
COREZONE
comment - if you want to enter this shop in USJ, better you bring RM1000 at least! U will know why I mention this. Every outdoor sport stuffs you can find here!

Outdoor Dynamics
comment - the online seller, Nadir very friendly! I always find reflecting ropes from him.

Address:

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LUSUH
comment - the seller, abg lusuh is located in Taman Melawati. COD place is Shell/McD Hulu Kelang. His training site is Bukit Tabur, the stuff he brings also kinda good.

Karat Adventure
comment - the seller is called UNCLE. I advise you to come and see his shop! THE MOST CHEAP OUTDOOR STUFF YOU CAN FIND.

What A Bag
comment - I never been to his place. but I love the rare rucksacks he brings.

Gunung Online - Kedai
comment - (hehe kasi promote skit untuk warga GO) You can find new/used/rare stuffs here. The stuffs here easy to sold out. Have to check daily.

Outdoor Budget
comment - the seller is called, Orga. COD place is Umbai N9. He got a fresh fish restaurant there. Stuffs here are used for budget hikers.

To be added soon:
List of places to hike/camp

List of gears to bring: day hike and overnight camping:
1) http://gunungonline.com/basecamp/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=3486 -> very nice list and pics also. try to customize to your own liking. For Nuang, with 3hrs hike to campsite, best is to keep your bag to about 10kg to 13kg, unless you are super fit lol.

2) curtesy from mhz:
Will update this list as well as time goes by. Pls customize to your own liking.

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Precautions to take note of when going out to jungle

1) Please do not litter!
See pix to shit brix: http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...80&p=44662136&#

2) How to Plan a Hiking Trip

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+First and foremost, you need to be physically fit. Hiking is one of those outdoor activities that can test your physical capabilities. For beginners, you are considered fit if you can jog two kilometers and not feeling very exhausted.

+Determine the difficulty of your terrain. Choose a hike, in terms of distance and elevation change, that you can easily handle.

+Choose a destination. Take note of the name of the mountain or other landmarks as well. Do some reading related to the chosen hike, so you can spot difficult parts and potential hazards.

+Check weather conditions. You can visit online weather sites, so you can check the weather forecast for the duration of the hiking trip. Weather.com and other weather information sites give you current and forecasted conditions for various areas and localities around the world.

+Prepare your hiking gear. There are several hiking-related activities that require gear, such as sleeping, cooking, tent repair, and the like. Don't forget to bring sleeping bags, pans, tents, rope, flashlights, and matches among others. Of course you would need the basic hiking gear like hiking shoes, backpacks, and tents, if you plan to stay several nights outdoors.

+Have an itinerary. Make a plan that states your exact or approximate times for arrival, departure, meeting places, and other details. A hiking itinerary would usually be divided into the different days of your hike.

+Have an expedition leader. As a contingency plan, you would also need a back-up or an assistant expedition leader. The expedition leader and the assistant expedition leader serve as the overall guides for the rest of the hiking team.

+Identify a medic and a sweeper. The medic will be responsible for health and first-aid related matters while the sweeper will be the last person in the line. The sweeper should be the most dependable person in the group, as he watches out for everyone. You should maintain the ratio of one sweeper to five hikers. If you will increase the number of hikers, then you should increase the sweepers proportionately.

+Have a pre-hike meeting. Most pre-hike meetings tackle the destination, the things that need to be brought, and itinerary matters. This is also where the members of the team share their expectations and set goals. The hikers are also broken down into groups or buddies through this meeting. Subsequently, the respective group leaders that would report to the Expedition Leader are identified.

Additional links:

You know you're shit when...

happy4ever — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 10:59:21 +0800

When you get PM like this

And you get free ads from here

And the sos kicap http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1356872

i wonder what should i do?

i still virgin, dunno how to dominatixing peoples. so scared!

My confessions

happy4ever — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 23:52:58 +0800

It has been a tiring year for me, 2010 and 2011. lots of shit have happened.

Stress, anger, frustrations, fear, and mostly anger.

to those who got it from me, here is one heart full apology.

the internet has been a medium of escapism for me. to lash out at every opportunity i get. making people feel bad/upset just so i can feel better. But its still empty inside.

so to these people at my receiving end, very sorry.

Well...this is my confession. Cant go on living a shit life like this. No one to blame but myself. i dont expect any forgiveness. but my karma will soon come to me.

Thats all.

thanks for reading.

Klinik Chong dan rakan rakan

happy4ever — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 18:36:13 +0800

And they maked this liao

PIC SOMEWAT RELATED:

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Where is bestest Asam Laksa

happy4ever — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 11:28:15 +0800

Any ideas?

long time no eated liao

drillz!

Can all u chainis`

happy4ever — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 01:24:48 +0800

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thenk jiu

FB Seriousness

happy4ever — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 10:24:10 +0800

When you get some silly comments, remarks in your FB posts, would you feel offended? Would you take it personally and block him/her and/or treat him/her as an enemy? Share your thoughts.

I've had my fair share of experience with ppl taking things too seriously in FB. What do you think?

Do share your cases of FB experiences with silly/unwanted comments, or have you made silly/unwanted comments yourself?

Thank you

Girl no wash tiths for 10 years

happy4ever — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 16:36:52 +0800

http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/A...ory_653573.html

Girl claims she did not brush her teeth for 10 years

EVERYONE has a special habit. However, sometimes they get so carried away as to shock others. Martian Virus, a popular TV programme from tvN based in Seoul, introduces those with habits or characteristics that are grotesque, but those they are proud of nonetheless.

The show is to introduce a girl whose habit does match her beautiful outward appearance. Known as 'Cutey Yellowish,' she stopped brushing her teeth a decade ago. The last time she remembers doing so was when her mother brushed teeth for her.

'I do not understand why people should brush teeth, as it is not like others will look into your mouth,' said Ji Hyun Ji, 20. 'As food scraps pile on, they will actually protect my teeth.'

She only wipes her front teeth with tissue on 'special' occasions.

The show is planning to reveal dentists' diagnosis, which they claim is the most shocking of their careers. Though Ms Ji has forgotten how to brush her teeth, the programme will also try to persuade Ms Ji to do so again, according to producer Lee Geun Chan. -- KOREA HERALD/ANN

'I do not understand why people should brush teeth, as it is not like others will look into your mouth,' said Ji Hyun Ji (above), 20. 'As food scraps pile on, they will actually protect my teeth.' -- PHOTO: KOREA HERALD/ANN

Lenglui organize gaythering....

happy4ever — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 17:07:51 +0800

http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1813860

Pls contribute ideas

WTA- buying water

happy4ever — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 16:21:57 +0800

Water disruption very bad now...2 days straight no inform people...now going into 3rd day soon.

Need to know any supplier of those bigger sized water containers (with water inside la), like 10L/30L/50L or more?

thanks!

Are you the kambing these videos?...

happy4ever — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:48:00 +0800

Kambing kambing...

this one is sure 18sx ayamkambing video...sexiest tiga awek from malaysia!

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Second one is Visit Malaysia 2011

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She pretty?