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That Awkward Moment

keypad — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 21:21:14 +0800

Ok.. I work in an MNC.. We have many foreign visitors coming over every other week..

It's so disturbingly awkward when handshakes being refused, especially between male and local Muslim females..

How do you guys deal with it, as a third party observer? I have to admit a few imes I had to look away pretending not to see it..

Should I educate beforehand to the visitors that they are to expect that kind of response? It's tough, as majority doesn't mind it.. Only a handful of them do mind..

Why SOME Cainis....

keypad — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 08:44:41 +0800

Hi /k/.. Do u guise notice that SOME Cainis would type very weird in sms/forum?

Example 1: I dunno lol... I kenal marah from boss becoz of yiew...

Question: Why "lol" instead of "lor"... Why "kenal" instead of "kena"? Why add the "l"?

And when SOME of them speaks, it is like this:

Example 2: I am goings for a meetings. Nowsaday very busy! No times to eats! KNNBCCB!!
Question: Why add "s" to their words?

Do not vroom here... Plz...

Inb4

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Vios or Forte?

keypad — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:29:11 +0800

Hi /k/..

Ayam planning to change my old Saga to either Vios or Forte.. However ayam confused between wanna buy a feature-rich car, or an old model dugong which is a stabilly proven car in the market...

What you say?

Inb4 Kuda..

Google Doodle

keypad — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 14:11:37 +0800

Sup /K/

There's a new Google Doodle today.. Let's play...

My record:

Inb4 TS go dai!

Muka Mintak Penumbuk

keypad — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 15:38:01 +0800

Usually "muka mintak penumbuk" is associated with gaise.... Wimmins ada ka..? Share share drillz here....

Sexcited Expression

keypad — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 00:21:38 +0800

Just happen to see a piktar... Might be serowpoke, but what the heck....

Udang Masak Sambal Petai

keypad — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 14:37:00 +0800

As above mentioned, I have been havind diffikeltis locating a decent shop that serve udang masak sambal petai.... The closest I get is udang masak petai, which is NOT sambal, but lame lame as$ed sweet-sour sauce...

By the way, looking for a rekomendesyun around Klang Valley..

Inb4 TS attensyun whore...

I Butthurt When...

keypad — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 14:29:14 +0800

Described as "Air Milo" or "Air Kopi"...

Milo, milo lah.... Kopi, kopi lah.... Apsal mau sebut "air" depan dia?

Lain la kalao minum air mani ka, air mop ka, air ketuban ka.....

Inb4 TS go die!

[addedon]August 24, 2011, 2:30 pm[/addedon]Same goes when people says "I nak air cock (coke)".... FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Volcano Massage

keypad — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 23:50:31 +0800

I was driving along Old Klang Road heading to PJ, when I saw dis:

Anyone knows what the heck is this?

Stinky Stuff

keypad — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 14:12:28 +0800

Everyone has dirty habit.. Those who say they don't can eat my soiled underwear!

Ok, I love sniffing my cut toenails... BIG TOE to be specific... The smell at times can make me high...

What about you?!

While Travelling in an Express Bus

keypad — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 10:11:32 +0800

I.... I love watching girls hopelessly sleeping and observe how their lovely curves bouncing around along with the bumpy roads... Yummeh!!!