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Whatsapp 'last seen'

SilentSerpent — Wed, 10 Sep 2014 12:20:04 +0800

Im not sure about you guys but do you turn this feature on? I have set the settings so that people cant see when is my last seen, but i think after the latest update, it automatically shows my last seen and i can also see others' last seen as well.

damn this is annoying, now very hard to avoid all the girls that keep on bugging and stalking me
and if ppl whatsapp me for work purposes also i cannot avoid

any of u guys notice the same issue? im pretty sure its not just me as i see many people complaining as well

inb4 foreveralone nobody whatsapp at all

Is it okay to sembahyang while stoned?

SilentSerpent — Fri, 30 Aug 2013 14:47:18 +0800

my fren just now go sembahyang jumaat at taman tun
he smoked a bit beforehand
then later sembahyang at the outside part of the masjid, on the field/grass but on a carpet provided la
the weather was very nice, cool and windy, and there's lots of trees there
he said it feels so good
very calming and makes him feel closer to Allah

alhamdulillah

Tapir Penis

SilentSerpent — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 12:23:54 +0800

can you flex it like that?

[YOUTUBE]YMlTmjhor5k[/YOUTUBE]

Evolution of Get Lucky

SilentSerpent — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:12:48 +0800

i think this is just awesome.
how the song would be in 1920 right up to 2020

i like the 60s version most, 70s a close second

[YOUTUBE]3r3BOZ6QQtU[/YOUTUBE]

meleisians abroad making video about mushrooms

SilentSerpent — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 18:42:05 +0800

i think this is something different, rather than rempits/gangsters/celeb gossips etc.

look at the comments.
and its not about the mushrooms, its about the rojak language.
seriously?
of course their language kinda sucks and kinda annoying at times, but that is how a lot of people speak these days. even in some of our national tv also got speak like dat.

this is why our creativity output is very limited. this is why we will never have good contents and good productions.

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macam ni la melayu bila dah pergi oversea. tak jaga bahasa.

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when hosting in bahasa do stay clear of words such as 'gila babi and 'siut'. watch the penis talk and magic mushroom translated in bahasa is 'cendawan ajaib'. just an fyi.. for Ms Irna

[YOUTUBE]-XdhikMiVK8[/YOUTUBE]

anyway, [WTB] magic mushrooms

Arsene Wenger : We have signed Messi

SilentSerpent — Thu, 30 May 2013 13:09:42 +0800

lulz

[YOUTUBE]bzkgBXS-rA8[/YOUTUBE]

pandai melawak ye

1 year closer to death

SilentSerpent — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 14:36:19 +0800

>tfw its my birthday
>tfw i feel really old
>tfw i keep on thinking of what could have been
>tfw i cant get used to growing up
>tfw theres not much time left to do something that i really really want
>tfw 1 year closer to death

im okay with this

Test your colour vision here /k/

SilentSerpent — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 14:28:16 +0800

this test is to test your colour vision
its a bit time consuming, around 5-10 mins for me. quite hard to concentrate though but once you get the hang of it you'll get it, unless you have issues or are colour blind

http://www.xrite.com/custom_page.aspx?PageID=77

post your score here.

my score:

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Which body part is this?

SilentSerpent — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:03:25 +0800

took me quite some time to figure this

Traffic during CNY

SilentSerpent — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 14:30:53 +0800

got a wedding invitation, in terengganu this CNY. on sunday.
if i were to leave kl on saturday, would the traffic be really fcking bad? would it take like 12 hours to reach there because of the traffic? or is it not as bad as hari raya?

should i go or should i not? (i dont want to go actually)
mohon advise.

Full final lineup of Future Music Festival Asia

SilentSerpent — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 16:31:57 +0800

new additions: de la soul and naughty by nature yo!

Apek - HARAM

SilentSerpent — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 12:20:17 +0800

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Gelaran apek, ah soh mungkin diharam

21 Januari 2013
BANDARAYA MELAKA - Gelaran yang mencerminkan perbezaan sesuatu bangsa seperti apek dan ah soh mungkin akan diharamkan penggunaannya oleh petugas jabatan dan agensi kerajaan negeri.

Ini berikutan hasrat Pengerusi Kelab Penyokong Barisan Nasional (BN) Kota Melaka, Datuk Mohammad Ahad membawa cadangan itu ke perhatian Ketua Menteri, Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam.

Menurut Mohammad, segelintir pihak, terutama pesara kerajaan, telah menyuarakan perasaan tidak puas hati mereka apabila dipanggil dengan gelaran sebegini apabila berurusan rasmi, termasuk dengan bank.

Sehubungan itu, Mohammad berkata, beliau akan berbincang dengan Mohd Ali bagi memastikan kakitangan kerajaan tidak menggunakan gelaran sedemikian apabila berurusan.

sos

bincangkan.

#GantiNamaArtisDenganListen

SilentSerpent — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 11:40:37 +0800

Listen Surihani
Siti Nurhalisten

show me what you got /k/

kena kacau lagi

SilentSerpent — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 14:30:30 +0800

last night while i was sleeping i had a bad dream + kena tindih / sleep paralysis lagi
it feels like that thing is getting closer and closer to me

now feeling like shit at work because of lack of sleep
cheer me up /k/

Am i the only person who can't brain this?

SilentSerpent — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 16:54:19 +0800

how can you have 11b messages go out, but only 7b come in? what happened to the other 4 billion messages that went out?
why did they add 11 and 7 become 18 instead?

how can you send a message out, but it did not come in? or is it that 4billion messages were not sent? but then why did they add it up become 18billion?

arghh fck my brain is exploding

Kenapa Meleisians jakun?

SilentSerpent — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 12:25:43 +0800

Dianna Agron posted a video from Zee Avi on her facebook, and as usual, meleisians all go apeshit over this.
bangga sangat ke? jakun?

Suatu hari nanti awak semua akan melutut pada saya

SilentSerpent — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:22:30 +0800

[YOUTUBE]s8uhkXKDFPg[/YOUTUBE]

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bye...korang nak hina,hilah yang penting saya tahu saya tak salah.sebab saya ada bakat tersendiri.kenapa perlu jelez?apa kebaikannya?adakah ia dapat mengubah seseorang itu?tidak jugak.saya nak cakap nie,kalau kau nak hina,hinalah.saya berdoa awak kene bala dari tuhan.saya sumpah yang saya takkan maafkan perbuatan awak.apa kegunaan semua laman nie?untuk merapatka hubungan adalah,bukannnya mereggangkan hubungan.saya harap awak boleh sedarlah dari perbuatan bodoh awak yang x de guna tu.awak komen je apa2,saya dah malas nak layan.saya buat video ni biar semua org2 yang jelez tu lepas geram diorang dan org ramai akan tahu betapa kejamnya awak.buat malu masyarakat.ini ke yang dinamakan org malaysia?cakap budi bahasa kuat.puihhhhh setan die lah budi bahasa kuat.org malaysia ni pastutlah negara diorang x maju sebab budi bahasanya yang teruk tu.MEMALUKAN SATU DUNIA JE!eee awak tak malu ke cakap macam tu?eeeeee muka tembok.kalaulah satu dunia tahu.malaysia akan dihancur dan padan mukalah korang.nilah perangai anak2 malaysia yang tidak bertauliah.walaupun saya orang malaysia keturunan indonesia,saya tahu budi bahasa yang awak ni?tak tahu ke?mak bapak tak ajar ke hah?anak macam apa awak ni?tak patut hidup dalam dunia ni.

What did this girl do?

SilentSerpent — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 10:34:52 +0800

agak-agak apa kesilapan dia ye? she's hot btw
inb4 ts busybody

Where to buy adidas kampung?

SilentSerpent — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:22:05 +0800

anybody know where got sell adidas kampung in kl/setiawangsa/bandar utama area?
searched at lyn street mart, got sell but the user seems to be inactive.

need it urgently, need to use it tomorrow.
any help or suggestion is appreciated.

pic related

Smoking in toilet

SilentSerpent — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 10:32:54 +0800

do you smoke while shitting?
it's one of teh best feeling in the world

no matter how bad i want to shit, i will always light up a ciggy first. sometimes shit almost keluar already, but i still managed to find the inner strength to hold it for another 10 seconds just to reach my hands into my pocket and light up a cigarette.
only when i have had my first puff, will i let the floodgates open.

do you do this as well?

ITT: share your berak + hisap rokok stories to cure the monday blues.