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[WTS] EcoMajestic Merrydale 22X70 below dev price

polsb — Tue, 18 Sep 2018 00:02:10 +0800

🏡MERRYDALE TYPE 8C 22x70 TO LET GO - RM 710K below developer price

🏡 Details :
~ 2 Storey Terrace House (intermediate)
~ Merrydale Type 8C
~ Land Area 22x70 sqft / Build Up 2583 sqft
~ Brand New
~ Facing North, Lake View
~ Freehold
~ Land Area : 22x70 sqf
~ 4 Rooms & 4 Baths
~ 3.7 acres Concept Parks
~ 20 foot Linear Back Garden
~ Gated & Guarded
~ Alarm System
~ Intercom System
~ 24 Hour Security
~ CCTV
~ Recreational Lakes
~ Spacious Green Area
~ Parameter Fencing

Direct accesses via Lekas Highway into 2 choices of intersection:
* Semenyih Interchange (from north via Setia Ecohill)
* Eco Majestic Interchange (from south)

Accessibility to key destinations :
- 12 mins Kajang
- 15 mins Bangi
- 15 mins Seremban
- 25 mins Cheras
- 27 mins Putrajaya
- 35 mins KLIA
- 35 mins Kuala Lumpur
Estimated times based on highway speed limit.

** Tesco Extra - At Jalan Semenyih
** 15 mins Kajang MRT station.
** Tenby International Schools (located in EcoHill)
** Schools are SMK Bandar Tasik Kesuma, SK Bandar Tasik Kesuma, SKJC Sin Ming, SMK Engku Hussain, etc.
** Upcoming Schools are SJKC Ton Fah (inside Eco Majestic Township), SK Pelangi Semenyih, SMK Bandar Seri Putra
** Parks around Swan Lake - within the township
** The PARC Ecohill - less than 5 min away
** Broga Hill (for hiking) - about 10 min away
** Nottingham University - about 10 min away
** Kesuma Industrial Park - mostly warehouse and light industrial and vacant lot

~ View To Offer
Call Gan @ 013-3928288 for anyenquiry

WTS Corner 2 storey Shoplot @ SS2 below 2mil

polsb — Mon, 17 Sep 2018 23:49:28 +0800

WTS
Corner 2 storey Shoplot @ SS2

-walking distance to LRT station
-ample parking
-Land size: 2550sf
-Buildup size: 5000sf
-facing LDP
-tenanted @ RM6500 tenant rent for more than 10 years, payment master, can continue rent or terminated
-Selling Price: RM1.99mil

WTS balakong 1.5 storey FACTORY

polsb — Mon, 17 Sep 2018 23:45:13 +0800

WTS
Taming Jaya Industrial Park, Balakong

-1.5 storey Link Factory at Taming Jaya Balakong
-Land Area : 30x80 (2,400 sf)
-Built up 3,600 sf
-Freehold
-3 Phase power supply. 100amps
-Tenanted
-Selling Price RM 1.4 mil

Close to Taman Industri Selesa Jaya , Kawasan Perindustrian Cheras Jaya and Taman Industri Suria Park Balakong,Bandar Damai Perdana Cheras Easy to major road networks such as the Kuala Lumpur-Seremban Highway,Silk Highway and Sungai Besi Highway. interested pls call Gan 013-3928288

Microsoft Surface Pro 4

polsb — Sat, 20 Aug 2016 13:23:58 +0800

Item(s):Surface Pro 4

Package includes: Surface pro 4, i5,4gb, 128gb

Price:3500

Warranty:6 month

Dealing method:cod

Location of seller:Puchong

Contact method/details:whatsap or sms 013-3928288

Age of item:new open

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Item(s) conditions:100%

Picture:

Reason for sale:

Surface Pro 4 is the proportions of a sheet of
paper so that it feels familiar
in your hands. It goes from tablet to laptop in a
snap with the multi-position
Kickstand and improved keyboard.

Microsoft Surface Pro 4 12.3 Touchscreen Tablet -
Core i5 6300U 2.4 GHz - 4 GB
RAM - 128 GB SSD

Intel Core i5 6th Gen (Skylake)
8GB of RAM
12.3" PixelSense 10-Point Touch Display
2736 x 1824 Screen Resolution (267 ppi)
Intel HD Graphics 520
128GB SSD
802.11ac Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 4.0
USB 3.0, Mini DisplayPort, microSD Slot
Surface Pen Included
Windows 10 Pro

Microsoft Is Sealed By Outlet Factory & Comes With
6 month warranty

[wts/wtt]item sold

polsb — Mon, 19 May 2014 15:23:12 +0800

Item(s):samsung tab 3 lite

Package includes:tab 3 lite

Price:rm500

Warranty:1 yrs

Dealing method:cod

Location of seller:puchong

Contact method/details:whatsapp 0133928288

Age of item:new, just get it today from lucky draw

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Item(s) conditions:new

Picture:

Reason for sale:extra

Transcend 1GB DDR400

polsb — Mon, 15 Jul 2013 23:21:54 +0800

Item(s):transcend ddr400 1GB RAM 2 unit

Package includes:2 unit RAM

Price:RM70 per unit, RM120 for both

Warranty:

Dealing method:COD

Location of seller:PUCHONG

Contact method/details:PM OR CALL 013-3928288

Age of item:unknow

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Item(s) conditions:UNUSED,sealed

Picture:

Reason for sale:buy wrongly

Cyber Cafe

polsb — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 23:41:24 +0800

Dear All,
I am going to open a cyber cafe. I heard that it is very difficult to apply for a license. is it true? or the license will not longer issue by authority like massage paroul?
Anyone can help?

thanks

Joke

polsb — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 21:50:52 +0800

造爱技巧

一个法国人、一个意大利人与一个英国人同机跨洋从巴黎飞往纽约，碰巧坐在同一排。哥儿仨都算是比较健谈的那类人，何况刚才空姐给大家上了鸡尾酒，几杯下肚话就更投机了，一番海阔天空之后，话题又回到了各自的日常家庭生活。
"说来您也许不信，昨儿晚我跟我太太造了四次爱。"浪漫而夸张的法国人自豪地吹嘘："今天早上起来，她快乐地给我作了香喷喷的法式薄饼，然后我临行前她还依依不舍地对我说她是多么地爱我！"

风流自赏的意大利人自然也不含糊，说："啊，实话说，昨儿晚我也跟我太太连来了六回呢！今儿早起来她高兴地给我作了非常可口的煎蛋饼，然后还跟我信誓旦旦地说她这一辈子绝不会爱上任何别的男人了！"

没想到这英国佬听了后却沉默不语，沾沾自喜的法国人问他："兄弟，昨晚儿你倒底跟你太太造了几回爱哪？别不好意思讲嘛。"

他非常谦逊地答道："只一次。"

"才一回！"意大利人颇有些轻蔑地在鼻子里哼了一声儿："那她早上起来也没跟你说些什么吗？"

"说了，她说别停！"

Taiwan politic joke.

polsb — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 23:13:54 +0800

1、李登辉、连战、陈水扁同坐直升机巡视。
李登辉说："如果我丢一千块下去，捡到那一个人一定很高兴。"
连战说："如果我丢两张五百元下去，那就有两个人很高兴了。"
陈水扁说："如果我丢十张一百元下去，就有十个人很高兴了。"
这个时候，驾驶员喃喃自语地说："何不把自己都丢下去，让两千一百万人都高兴呢？

2、总统阿扁希望提高自己的声望，想要发行一款有自己肖像的邮票.....
发行过了一个多月之后，阿扁想要问看看视察看看销路如何.....
阿扁："销售情形怎么样？"
邮政总局局长："还算不错，只不过常常有人抱怨黏不牢！"
阿扁："怎么会呢？"
阿扁随手拿了一张邮票，涂了一点口水在邮票背面，便试贴在信封上....
阿扁："这样不是黏得很紧吗？"
邮政总局局长："可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊......"

3、深夜，阿扁总统要去帮阿珍买夜宵。结果在路上遇到抢匪...
抢匪拿着枪指着阿扁说："把身上的钱交出来！"
阿扁勃然大怒说："你这什么态度？我可是堂堂总统耶！"
抢匪："喔，那......把我的钱还来。"

4、某天，总统、五院院长...等大官一起参加一个会议，结果发生连环车祸，送至医院急救，记者们闻风赶至医院 ....稍久，医生出来了。
记者忙着问："医生！医生！总统有救吗？"
医生沮丧的摇摇头说："唉..总统没救了..."
记者又问："医生！医生！行政院长有救吗？"
医生又沮丧的摇摇头说："唉...也没救了..."
记者就问："那...到底谁有救？"
医生精神一振说："台湾有救了！"

5、有一天陈水扁总统前往某家精神病院视察，所有的病患都站在走廊上高声欢呼，陈水扁万岁！陈水扁万岁！只有一名病患面无表情，对总统不理不睬。
陈水扁看到了，于是问院长说："那位病人为什么不对我欢呼呢？"
院长："因为他今天精神非常正常。"

6、一辆竞选车载着陈水扁竞选团队开到乡村去造势，不幸在山间小路上翻车，正在农田里干活的老农民看见这情景，就赶到出事地点，可是车上的人都死光了，于是他挖了一个土坑，把几个政客都埋了。
过了几天，负责事故勘察的警察找到那个老农民，问他那几个政客到哪里去了，老农民说己经埋了，警察赶紧追问："他们都死了吗？"
老农回答说："嗯～我看到陈水扁在我埋他的时候大叫说他还没死。"
警察说："那你怎么也把他埋了？"
老农说："你知道的嘛～这个陈水扁从不说实话的...