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Why do people ....

ah-kow — Tue, 11 May 2010 10:54:13 +0800

Use fu*ck is ok but when using tunaseng they get many days suspension?

don't these two words mean the same thing?

Why is it when I report those who use fu*ck yet their report was ignored?

Chinese kungfu is overated

ah-kow — Mon, 03 May 2010 10:49:46 +0800

I personally think MMA is good. But the history of martial arts can be traced back to Kalaripayat, India

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It has thousands of years history, and is the mother of all kungfu, brought to China by Bodhi Dharma from India.

And looking at how feeblish chinesemen punch, I doubt each punch has lasting impact compared to a stronger opponent from the west.
Hence the rapid punches in wingchun.

The Japanese are well innovative from this, using aikido to tamper with your weak points and joints and force instant submission, even just by twisting your wrist. Saves time and effort, leaving you more energy to deal with other opponent

In fact, in Aikido, you need to face off with 3 opponents concurrently before you can graduate into black belt.
Which martial arts nowadays require you to do that? Taekwondo (WTF/ITF) is worse, some pattern moves, and 1 on 1 sparring, you get black belt.

Silat too is awesome and deadly art. Slick and deceptive, yet culturally intrinsic with dances and music, like Cappoeira (which is another useless art, besides all the summersaulting)

So my point is, learning grappling, aikido, and common punches/kicks are good enough. Chinese kungfu to me is as illusive as the pink unicorn. Hardly see any kungfu expert survives MMA competitions. They can't adapt to the rules of no groin-gropping techniques or deadly dimaks (their common excuse) so they lose.

What do you think?

How to decipher women encryptic words

ah-kow — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:35:26 +0800

Just thought to share something with you all, and maybe exchange ideas.

When you talk to girls, and some will keep telling you

"I am so ugly, no one will date me lah"
"Why want to date me, i am fat and ugly"

This means she is telling you to please shuddap and get loss.

A good reply is "because all pretty women dont want to date me, so I try ugly ones. Lets go on date!"
or if she say she is ugly, then you can reply: "yes i agree, thanks for reminding".

If she say "i am not good enough for you. I am lazy and blablabla".
This means to say that you are "too darn ugly and not worth her time at all, so please get loss"

So you can reply to her "But i can't find any good women around. All i see are garbage worthy enough for me. Can you help me?"

Any more ideas to help the boys?

PS: i got this all the time. I try date my school mate, but all i got was those answers. Since my elder friends taught me, i want to share this with u.