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            <title>Vietnamese help</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4033698</link>
            <description>Hi, I have one Vietnamese friend here who cannot speak in English at all. Need someone who can speak in Vietnamese to talk with this fella and understand what is the problem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PM me please.</description>
            <author>noob</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2016 21:27:51 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>How many Camel?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3341663</link>
            <description>Cow + Sheep = 240&lt;br /&gt;Dolphin + Camel = 500&lt;br /&gt;Camel - Sheep  + Dolphin = 495&lt;br /&gt;Cow - Dolphin = 215&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, how many is the Camel?  &lt;!--emo&amp;:cry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:cry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>noob</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2014 19:25:08 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Siapa lagi bodo?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2389412</link>
            <description>The story is on &lt;a href='http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2388880' target='_blank'&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;zeist vege thread&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; started on &lt;a href='http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2388880/+20#' target='_blank'&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;Post #33&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;edge85 vs happy4ever, who is the winner?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;inb4 ts bodo&lt;br /&gt;inb4 ts noob&lt;br /&gt;inb4 mana poll bodo?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAHAHAHAHA&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteBegin-zeist+Jun 15 2012, 11:36 PM--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE(zeist &amp;#064; Jun 15 2012, 11:36 PM)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;Cheap and naise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/8646/imag0078bx.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[right][snapback]52242702[/snapback][/right]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteBegin-happy4ever+Jun 16 2012, 11:18 AM--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE(happy4ever &amp;#064; Jun 16 2012, 11:18 AM)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;bodo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in subang this is only RM2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;u kena con liao&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[addedon]June 16, 2012, 11:19 am[/addedon]plus got free drink and soup also&lt;br /&gt;[right][snapback]52250405[/snapback][/right]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteBegin-edge85+Jun 16 2012, 11:20 AM--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE(edge85 &amp;#064; Jun 16 2012, 11:20 AM)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;even more stupid if he drives all the way to Subang just for that RM2 meal. wherever TS is from.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;u bodo tahap dewa....&lt;br /&gt;[right][snapback]52250441[/snapback][/right]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteBegin-happy4ever+Jun 16 2012, 11:25 AM--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE(happy4ever &amp;#064; Jun 16 2012, 11:25 AM)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;then he bodo no go live in subang and work there and day day nite nite eat RM2 meals. you lagi bodo tahap TUHAN.&lt;br /&gt;[right][snapback]52250513[/snapback][/right]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteBegin-edge85+Jun 16 2012, 11:30 AM--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE(edge85 &amp;#064; Jun 16 2012, 11:30 AM)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;then you bodo didn&amp;#39;t go work in other states. that meal Kedah, Perak, Penang can get RM1.50-1.70.&lt;br /&gt;[right][snapback]52250615[/snapback][/right]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteBegin-happy4ever+Jun 16 2012, 11:35 AM--&gt;&lt;div class='quotetop'&gt;QUOTE(happy4ever &amp;#064; Jun 16 2012, 11:35 AM)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='quotemain'&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEBegin--&gt;then you lagi bodo, i grow my own vege and food, i can get RM0.00 also&lt;br /&gt;[right][snapback]52250707[/snapback][/right]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEnd--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--QuoteEEnd--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>noob</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2012 13:41:04 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Anon theory about</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2372200</link>
            <description>Anonymous said...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tajuk analisis, isi copy and paste ... sampah. Nak tahu tekanan kerja polis duduk berkawan dengan polis. Rasuah polis? Ajar diri sendiri untuk tidak memberi, kalau salah berani tanggung. Kalau korang berani tuduh polis rasuah, korang kena berani mengaku korang pemberi rasuah. &lt;b&gt;Dosa korang tiga kali ganda daripada polis.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;1. korang langgar undang-undang negara. &lt;br /&gt;2. korang rasuah polis untuk mengelak hukuman. &lt;br /&gt;3. Korang burukkan institusi polis sebagai institusi rasuah sedangkan korang jugalah penyuburnya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tolong kurangkan beban kerja polis dengan bertindak sebagai rakyat yg mematuhi undang2.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;How to pay for kopi money next time, my sin is 3 times greater than the polis..  &lt;!--emo&amp;:help:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_question.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;/b&gt;</description>
            <author>noob</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2012 18:56:32 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>BERSIH 3.0</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2325516</link>
            <description>I really butthurt about this BERSIH 3.0 outcome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The organizer of this event, Ambiga LBGT and YOU, the haram jadah who joined the BERSIH 3.0 is really POOKIEMAK&amp;#33; (Pokemon Characters Name).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YOU guys go joined this stupid RALLYING AND MARCHING LIKE MONKEYS and SHIT street protests, some of YOU go provoked Police, throw shit here and there and expect Police to go back to their Police Station and watching the BERSIH 3.0 from TV?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;BABIGA organize the event &amp;gt; GOMEN menggelabah and refer to PDRM &amp;gt; PDRM give a suggestions to make it PEACEFUL  &amp;gt; MAYOR and DBKL says NO to the event &amp;gt; IDIOTS proceed with the event &amp;gt; CHAOS &amp;gt; POLIS ZALIM, POLIS ZALIM, POLIS ZALIM.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Actually, some Politicians, the Keyboard Warriors and the peoples who loves seeing this country going topsy-turvy is clapping their hands now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The stupid peoples who joined the rally and ASK FOR Police to beat them got bruises and wounded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Police got the bad names, AGAIN.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;b&gt;If only Angkatan Tentera Malaysia controlling this BERSIH 3.0 situation, these idiots who joined it should be long gone.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[YOUTUBE]co7ROszqxqA[/YOUTUBE]</description>
            <author>noob</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 09:46:39 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Saman Perbandaran</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1432700</link>
            <description>Hello, happy Sunday,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I heard Majlis Perbandaran summons like DBKL/MPPJ and others will intergrated/link with polis&amp;#33; and JPJ.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone have info or can help clarify this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any reply will be highly appreciated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks and have this cookies. &lt;!--emo&amp;:o--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/yawn.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='yawn.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;:</description>
            <author>noob</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 11:02:49 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Sports carnival</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/856954</link>
            <description>more detail is here...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=856468&amp;st=0&amp;p=21718460&amp;' target='_blank'&gt;http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...t=0&amp;p=21718460&amp;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>noob</author>
            <category>Events and Gatherings</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:13:29 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Sports carnival</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/856468</link>
            <description>I will organize sports carnival on next year at my college..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Date: Middle of February&lt;br /&gt;Venue: Nilai International University College&lt;br /&gt;Events: Sports Carnival&lt;br /&gt;Day for Booth: 4 days&lt;br /&gt;Price per booth: PM.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;they have sports club tournament at my college:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Basketball&lt;br /&gt;Football&lt;br /&gt;Tennis&lt;br /&gt;Table tennis&lt;br /&gt;Frisbee&lt;br /&gt;Netball&lt;br /&gt;Volleyball&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to find the company who would like to open booth at my college for sell their product such as item &amp;amp; service like repair string.&lt;br /&gt;Anybody know which shop interested?&lt;br /&gt;coz i plan wanna find shop like Wilson, Nike...&lt;br /&gt;But i don&amp;#39;t know where to find their company at Malaysia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Others stuff that not related with club tournament such as bowling also can. As long still related with SPORTS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The event haven&amp;#39;t confirm yet.I need the shortlist for those who want open booth so i can discuss with college.&lt;br /&gt;Any question can PM or leave message here or send to my friend email about your detail to   fier_atm01@yahoo.com&lt;br /&gt;Write subject (sports carnival booth)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>noob</author>
            <category>The Sports Channel</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:52:08 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Taiwan drama</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/831536</link>
            <description>anybody know that drama about cooking.what i know are smiling pasta &amp;amp; go fried rice.any suggestion?</description>
            <author>noob</author>
            <category>Movies &amp;amp; Music</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:24:46 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Taylor college</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/812245</link>
            <description>It will be held at Taylor college this saturday.anybody can tell me where is the place?coz taylor college got a lot buildings.its that at hospitality buildings?coz my teacher say at near with motorola flyover.</description>
            <author>noob</author>
            <category>Education Essentials</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:16:07 +0800</pubDate>
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