http://forum.lowyat.net/ Sat, 06 Jun 2026 19:03:48 +0800 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/359950 Found this elsewhere on teh internets:<br /><br />Little Johnny&#39;s father asked him, &quot;Do you know about the birds and the bees?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;I don&#39;t want to know&#33;&quot; little Johnny said, bursting into tears.<br /><br />Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.<br /><br />&quot;Oh dad,&quot; Little Johnny sobbed, &quot;At age six I got the &#39;there&#39;s no Santa&#39; speech. At age seven I got the &#39;there&#39;s no Easter bunny&#39; speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the &#39;there&#39;s no tooth fairy&#39; speech&#33; If you&#39;re going to tell me now that grown-ups don&#39;t really f***, I&#39;ve got nothing left to live for&#33;&quot; ecchisaru Jokes Heaven Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:00:28 +0800