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main bola sampai bola pecah

la_Feng — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:33:23 +0800

defender Scott Dann has been ruled out of action for six weeks after he ruptured a testicle ruptured a testicle ruptured a testicle

SOS BOLA PECAH

Whats wrong with this pic?

la_Feng — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:56:13 +0800

Firday ma...

la_Feng — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 13:51:49 +0800

lunch time break.... anyone know her?

la_Feng — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 12:38:51 +0800

anyone know her?

same person?

tyre cover break

la_Feng — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:58:03 +0800

hi guys, today morning woke up to found out the cover of 1 of the tyre just gone. upon checking closely, see that it was broken as the leg till attached to the tyre but the whole cover is gone...

i wonder what caused that.... any idea??

pic for illustration..

before
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after
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Serious advice from doctor

la_Feng — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 09:26:01 +0800

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually.. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain... good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HARRROOOW!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' a shape!

help translate arab pls

la_Feng — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 09:51:34 +0800

whats the newspaper say in this pic?

difference between man an woman in sex

la_Feng — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 01:02:47 +0800

[YOUTUBE]lS0fsMuRB-w[/YOUTUBE]

she is oooo la la

la_Feng — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 01:02:31 +0800

Groom and ex-hubby fight it out at banquet

la_Feng — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 09:41:09 +0800

QUOTE

The former spouse, a medical assistant, attacked the groom with his motorcycle helmet at about 9.30pm on Wednesday and stomped on his leg.

It was reported that the groom, a soldier based at the Batu 10 camp, Jalan Gambang in Kuantan, sustained a broken leg and wounds to the head, face and body during the fight.

The groom managed to continue with the banquet despite being in pain.

-sos-

what a tough dude....

what is local radio station DJ salary?

la_Feng — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:59:30 +0800

QUOTE

His salary for the duration of the contract was RM24,000 per month for the first year and RM26,000 each month the second year

SOS

[help] car cannot start

la_Feng — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 11:07:04 +0800

car no response when turn on the ignition. its only 1 short noise when i turn the key instead of continue the noise and car engine run.
i think battery is ok because alarm, signal light all working.

any idea?

Flash mob kat Penang

la_Feng — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 20:04:26 +0800

Gurney
[YOUTUBE]9jbv9KakBzA[/YOUTUBE]

Upper Penang Road
[YOUTUBE]ruh_Iew7nJU[/YOUTUBE]

Nasty customer VS Siva

la_Feng — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:17:29 +0800

this is kinda old but its very epic for a good laugh
astro customer (2 from home) VS astro (1 poor guy name Siva kena cuci until very very clean)
true EPIC!

excerpt from:
blog
http://www.vincentchow.net/2531/astro-customer-service-siva
audio
http://www.vincentchow.net/audio/sivaastro.mp3

customer: siva... i am from PR and bla bla bla...
customer: siva.... i think you need to take up english lesson bla bla bla...
customer: siva.... i will call up press and bla bla bla...

siva <speechless> ....

Transfer of house ownership from brother

la_Feng — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 12:14:30 +0800

Hi folks,

advice needed for the following case:

1. bro and mom joined a/c for the loan
2. bro want to pass the commitment to me

in this case what shall i do next?
engage with a bank for loan?
thanks!

Take risk to get pay raise

la_Feng — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:10:11 +0800

previously, me and my colleague work on 1 of the main project in my team.
now this colleague cabut liao, only left me do all the work as new ppl is still not on board. interview pun tak da candidate.

some fren ask me to take risk and tell my boss i also want cabut liao coz got better offer out there.
they said high risk, high gain. hopefully my boss will counter offer me 30%.

you say how?
if no take this risk, need wait yearly increment also 10% at most.
go outside also 15% i think they will give me.

take risk or duduk diam diam?

NewYork at real time

la_Feng — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:23:15 +0800

NewYork at real time, F5 to refresh

fall in love with her

la_Feng — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:47:13 +0800

[YOUTUBE]WjY_jG-GQBQ[/YOUTUBE]

she from where?

i teach you dunk

la_Feng — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:08:54 +0800

[YOUTUBE]h2NTD8ih2mY[/YOUTUBE]

How to create DVD wtih photo and video?

la_Feng — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:01:21 +0800

folks, i have a set of photos and a couple of videos.
how do i turn them into a DVD which i can play with a normal player and watch with TV?