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Video review: KFC zinger double down🐣🍗

fotosintesis — Sat, 15 Jul 2017 02:21:49 +0800

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Chick** stripped👯

fotosintesis — Sun, 09 Jul 2017 23:16:33 +0800

I'm home.. And its a hectic weekend!

Done managing my (close)friends engagement day!
Done settling their dowry stuff and deco on previous weekday

What a great family for the bride😻
3 dulang hantaran + 6k for their al-azhar graduated student

Face 7.5/10 (no filter n makeup), pious women, never dated b4

Inb4, once home, I'm rushing and terus marinade these chicken strip in a full cream milk.

There'd be cajun spice, self-grounded Sarawak black pepper (da bomb stuff) and all purpose flour for batter tomorrow.
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Ahh, found local-made sriracha hot sauce worth 5.50 on Giant shelf.. Taste the same, only cheaper and better bottled..

Godspeed and bless

🐣 My uglyduc/k-ling story🕊

fotosintesis — Fri, 07 Jul 2017 20:34:34 +0800

I used to have my best girlfriend.. circa '98
who'd get hate and all the hatred in her early days..

Our music teacher would gave her a heavy task and lower score in exam (like, srsly?) bc of her real ugly face and crackling voice while singing.
She'd sat next to me from primary 2 till 6 (only cuz I'm shy) , as people joke over her piggy body;
and acne -- early puberty

Class would pick her as a cat during our cat n' mouse game during Pendidikan Jasmani class

Sharon, Penan mixed with Melanau
Last ive met her was the day we sat for UPSR class, 1st paper, bahasa melayu kertas 1.

...

3 years ago
We met by coincident on my Raya visit to my homevillage, back during visiting my parent's friends.
It was her who greet me 1st!!
"paya tapak Bintulu?" (bila datang Bintulu?)
Getting blur, i can't rmbr anyone w/ that face.. I was err and stumped

.. forgetting how to reciprocate in Melanau:confused:
She said it was her, Sharon!!!
and she knew me wasnt in Sarawak previously

Matured and gorgeous women, I'd say..
love her raspy voice

~A tale of time and their wonder

13 to 19

4 years between the photos. Used to really dislike how I looked but slowly and bit by bit I started to treat myself a lil nicer, didn't realize the difference till I saw it like this.

Come share you story..

Video: Gadis air mineral Shell 101

fotosintesis — Wed, 05 Jul 2017 03:19:55 +0800

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Her ig
https://www.instagram.com/ellashafila/

*prolly single atm

RSVP: Rumah Terbuka di Seri Perdana

fotosintesis — Sat, 24 Jun 2017 23:03:52 +0800

PUTRAJAYA: Kira-kira 70,000 pengunjung dijangka memeriahkan Majlis Rumah Terbuka Hari Raya Aidilfitri Perdana Menteri Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak dan Anggota Jemaah Menteri di Kompleks Seri Perdana di sini yang akan diadakan pada hari raya pertama.

TImbalan Ketua Setiausaha Kanan Jabatan Perdana Menteri Tan Sri Othman Mahmood berkata rumah terbuka itu akan berlangsung dari 10 pagi hingga 4 petang.

Beliau berkata selain menikmati pelbagai juadah yang disediakan, orang ramai juga berpeluang bersalaman dengan Perdana Menteri dan anggota jemaah menteri serta Ketua Setiausaha Negara Tan Sri Dr Ali Hamsa.
"Pelbagai juadah antaranya masakan Melayu, Cina, India dan juga makanan vegetarian akan disediakan. Tetamu juga akan dihiburkan dengan persembahan artis jemputan khas," katanya kepada pemberita selepas meninjau persiapan akhir majlis itu hari ini.

Othman berkata bagi kemudahan orang ramai, perkhidmatan bas secara percuma disediakan dari tiga lokasi iaitu Putrajaya Sentral, Masjid Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin dan Masjid Putra.

Beliau berkata trak Nestle Milo juga disediakan untuk para pengunjung yang menaiki bas di lokasi-lokasi tersebut.

#bajurayachallenge

fotosintesis — Wed, 21 Jun 2017 18:14:17 +0800

The idea behind was to encourage people taking picture with someone/ group of same color clothes on this upcoming raya season; regardless gender :wink:

Background : there's been a few occassion where i can't afford my ticket flight to homevillage (sarawak) as a student. Among things that i missed most is family gathering and photo session.

There were times when I hoped there'd be a group of family offering some group taking WITH me end of solat raya.. Though there's me offer my help with their group taking most of the time

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How can we make this gone viral?
Tweetbomb?

Asking help from few radio station *i'd be dying if we can achieve this

Some assist from social influencer?

I'm all in for #bajurayachallenge wiki page with you guys ktard named on it. Tag someone who can be of big help for the challenge on this thread. Anyone?

Edit1: challange > challenge

One spot recording : 40 women messaging 1o men

fotosintesis — Mon, 19 Jun 2017 05:39:30 +0800

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🤖 Pena Foto: She Knows 😍

fotosintesis — Tue, 13 Jun 2017 22:36:12 +0800

[center] She knows she couldn't love another until she feels okay alone
She knows she couldnt love another until she feels okay
She knows she couldn't love another
She knows she couldn't love
She knows she couldn't
She just knows. [/center]

3 pages and i'll post my serious drills.
And another pen note.
In the names of all my 6 stars.

Denuvo suicide watch: Tekken 7 in 4days

fotosintesis — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 01:00:46 +0800

Not that I'm playing any game for last 6months..but it feels good knowing people try their hard sharing their passion, joy, and love.

This month alone

Tekken 7

Dishonored 2

Prey

Nier Automata

Sniper Ghost Warrior 3

Mass Effect Andromeda

What a crazy month.

Edit: Rime & Constructor also got cracked.

Canada PM wishes Ramadhan

fotosintesis — Wed, 31 May 2017 08:36:01 +0800

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WTAsk new bazaar putrajaya /masjid besi location

fotosintesis — Mon, 29 May 2017 17:40:51 +0800

As title

Hei awop! Tahajud jangan lupa tau! 💕

fotosintesis — Sat, 27 May 2017 01:43:12 +0800

~kanapa ko fitnah budak pink tu, fotosintesis?
Sebab dia tuduh aku dlu. Demmit, aku xkenal pun dia till last nite..

Nope, nope, nope. Two wrong things won't resulted in a right things.

#@RantORama

Pena Foto: Wanita//Niqab👩‍❤️‍👩

fotosintesis — Tue, 23 May 2017 20:49:43 +0800

entah berapa bulan terdahulu, aku suami isteri dijemput sarapan di rumah guru quran aku. kawasan perumahan beliau adalah asing utk sang suami; parkir agak hampir mustahil kalau tak selalu.
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guru quranku spt mana biasa sentiasa cuba mempermudah urusan kami-- turun dari rumahnya bersama bapanya utk mempersiapkan ruang parkir utk kami.
.
hendak dijadikan cerita--
hari itu kami sampai lebih awal dari janji--
dan parkir cantik tersedia oleh الله utk kami.
.
aku suami isteri sdg di depan lif ketika ia terbuka-- memperlihat guru quranku berdiri di dlmnya dengan bapanya--
tanpa niqab di wajah bersih dia.
.
autimatis,
dia berpusing bersembunyi di belakang sang ayahanda--
dan suami aku terus melompat ke tepi lif;
sepenuh refleks, sepenuh daya.
.
it was one of the most awkward 10 seconds of our lives-- concluded with the door lift shutting tight.
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tapi itu bukan ceritanya.
sepanjang2 tulisan ini tadi--
belum lagi masuk isi pentingnya.
.

the next one is.
.
few minutes selepas kejadian, sementara memberi masa guru quranku memakai niqabnya (it was subuh gelap-- and kawasan situ tak ada org keluar rumah pada waktu sedemikian), suamiku berkata:
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"allahu akbar, saya rasa الله padam ingatan saya. langsung tak wujud apa2 dlm memori. apa saya nampak-- tak ada walau seinci saya ingat semula. الله mmg pelihara wajah dia"
.
allahu akbar.
sememangnya الله maha segalanya.
.
we held each others' hand. rasa keberadaan الله begitu dekat. rasa taajub dan terkesan.
.
melihat sendiri bagaimana الله memelihara hambanya yang memelihara qurannya.
.
i cant explain how many times this scene plays inside my mind. ia telah berlaku hampir setahun, aku masih gagal bercerita tentangnya dgn sempurna.
.
but wallahi only الله knows how beautiful it is to be forgotten physically but to be remembered solely for your akhlak manifested through your outer body.
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i cant change my past. segalanya sudah dan telah. tak ada cara apa untuk aku mengambil setiapnya utk dibakar-cincang menjadi abu.
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tapi sebagaimana sahabat2 rasulullah yg bermula dgn jahiliyyah mampu aman dgn masa silam demi memberi jalan utk hari ini dan esok2 mereka--
begitu juga mimpi aku.
.
semoga dunia lupakan segalaku;
kecuali akhlakku.

F&N Kurma Flavor ltd ed. for Ramadhan

fotosintesis — Sun, 21 May 2017 20:17:05 +0800

PLUS

How can i ask F&N representatives, for this cash cow idea!!!

Suggest me: :I'm stuck at mines next 3hour

fotosintesis — Sun, 23 Apr 2017 19:15:53 +0800

Got gooding promo, activity, eatery, places around worth wasted?

Worth~Wasted

The irony

Slide: Why you should date💕 me😎

fotosintesis — Fri, 21 Apr 2017 21:22:13 +0800

A STUDENT has created detailed PowerPoint presentation about why her crush should date her.

Lizzy Fenton’s seriously compelling slide show is aimed at persuading Carter Blochwitz to take her out.

Lizzy Fenton became a viral sensation after sharing the PowerPoint presentation she created to get her crush to date her

In the illustrated presentation, called Why You Should Date Me, Lizzy explains: “Sick of your family nagging you to get a serious girlfriend? Look no further.”

This is followed by three bullet points next to a photo of her with a girl pal.

Lizzy’s points reveal: “I am a tantalising conversationalist and can hold riveting table talk with your parents.

The professional-sounding pitch continues, with Lizzy – who is studying genetics at the University of Minnesota – explaining why she’s still a strong candidate if “monogamy is not your style”.

She says dating her is like having three different girlfriends, as she can style her hair in diverse looks that transform her into another person.

Lizzy then gets scientific, explaining how her “boobs exhibit steady growth over time”, complete with a graph and statistical analysis.

The results show her bust has grown from an A cup to a DD between the years of 2013 to 2017.

Lizzy then tells how she is “financially stable” with “wealthy behind-the-scenes benefactors (parents)” that can “spot her cash” if things go belly up.

Just in case Carter isn’t convinced, she finishes the slideshow with a list of endorsements from some pretty high-profile critics, including Channing Tatum and Miss America.

Her plea even caught the eye of Microsoft, the company behind PowerPoint, which tweeted their own endorsement that she is “pretty dang great at PowerPoint”.

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Tips - Free cuisine/offer to grab for bday🎂

fotosintesis — Thu, 06 Apr 2017 14:04:39 +0800

Last year, some ktard were kindly enoughto pm me their good promotion to grab.

Kindly share your known-trick and promotion at here.

Inb4, birthday101

Tweet🔥: Benjamin Netanhayu lash out chemical atk.

fotosintesis — Wed, 05 Apr 2017 16:12:25 +0800

Inb4, it's April💁🙆🙅

Result update: Umobile and Desktop Spotify

fotosintesis — Sun, 02 Apr 2017 11:15:40 +0800

Pagi u'ollz!!

***

If i were to subscribe for UMI plan, got my Music Onz=Unlimited Spotify access..

And I'm tethering my phone Internet for desktop usage,
Would my usage on Desktop count in on catered Music Onz, or rather hog my allocated data instead?

QUOTE

Does Music-Onz cover all premium subscription fee from app, mobile browser and PC browser for all partners?

No. Music-Onz allows free music streaming from partner apps, mobile browsers and PC browsers. However, it does not cover the subscription fee for In-App purchases or Premium access fees from our music partners.

👺 /kam share idea for April fool👹

fotosintesis — Fri, 31 Mar 2017 21:21:08 +0800

It's a setting for next monday, my office consist of 5 akak, 2 big boss-director-nenek, and me (higher officer) with another guy.

Anything, long as it's nt earthshacking-prank my director cuz she got heart attack.

I'm granted with authority to lay out (prank) meeting, but nahh..

Inb4, I'm in a university anyway.. If it's help.