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What software to use designing staticHTML Website?

coolwave — Tue, 25 May 2010 19:43:37 +0800

hi web designer,

i just want to understand, which softwrae you are using to design website & graphic?

where can buy these software? i mean original one

Which Money Changer offer Best Rate in KL?

coolwave — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 09:01:45 +0800

Hi LYN,

Anyone know from experience which MONEY CHANGER in KL offer the best rate for Hong Kong Dollar?

I am travelling in HK & Macau next week, so, I will later go and change RM with HKD... heard that the one in MidValley not bad the rate right?

btw, is Macau also using HKD?

Sales Person Come Here!

coolwave — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:49:42 +0800

hi, any salesman / girl here?

Just wondering, how's your basic salary as a sales?

do your company give you monthly petrol, parking, toll claims, what about year end bonus? how's the structure like?

mind to share with me?

Tax planning for sole proprietor

coolwave — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:41:18 +0800

if i have a sole prop enterprise, and I make some profit out of this business, and the worse thing is, i never declare my income tax.

do u think the income tax guy will know? since i didnt declare / submit tax form before....

need some advice from expert here...

Recommend handphone for me

coolwave — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:31:56 +0800

hi, any idea?

i want something useful, like can on9, can store information, got windows, etc... any brand to recommend?

is Dopod good? what else?

Ah Beng (Latest Version)

coolwave — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:59:55 +0800

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Where is Tmn Shatin Baru, Ipoh?

coolwave — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:17:16 +0800

i need to visit this place, where is it?

if i come out from PLUS highway, go to jaya jusco, how to go to Tmn Shatin Baru? is it very further in ? or where is it?

Any name card designer?

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800

I receive message "WMS Idle"

coolwave — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 00:25:45 +0800

I receive message "WMS Idle" everytime my PC shut down

have anyone encounter this problem b4?

Akta 15 for couple...

coolwave — Sat, 05 May 2007 21:28:26 +0800

Akta 15 untuk couple.....
Body: Sepasang kekasih baru yang bekerja sebagai pekerja sosial.. Hamid dan Rosni selalu bersama walau kemana jua.. Suatu malam ketika mereka berdua keluar berdating...

Hamid : "Kita nak kemana nie?"
Rosni : "Tak kisah la.. mana-mana pun boleh"
Hamid : "Apa kata kalau kita ke pantai.."
Rosni : "Saya ok aje.."

Apabila sampai dipantai mereka berdua tidak keluar dari kereta.. mereka hanya berehat sambil berbual-bual di dalam kereta.. Mulanya berbual biasa.. lama-kelamaan.. Hamid meletakkan tangannya di paha Rosni..nampaknya Rosni tidak membantah.. Beberapa minit kemudian.. Hamid mengerakkan tangannya beberapa inci ke atas... Rosni masih tidak membantah... hinggalah akhirnya ketika Hamid mengerakkan tangannya beberapa inci lagi.. Rosni berkata dengan sopan.. "Abang Hamid...ingatlah pada akta 15 dalam perlembagaan pekerja sosial" Setelah mendengarkan teguran Rosni itu.. Hamid terus menarik tangannya menjauhi Rosni..walaupun sebenarnya dia tidak berapa ingat isi kandungan akta 15 itu..

Hamid : "Maafkan saya"
Rosni : "Tak apa"

Lalu mereka pulang... Di rumah.. Hamid terus masuk ke bilik dan membuka buku perlembagaan pekerja sosial dan mencari akta 15.. lalu dia membaca kandungannya... "Teruskan Usahamu.. Jangan lakukan Separuh Jalan Sahaja"

Menyesal dia..hmmmm..

What is these icons?

coolwave — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:27:15 +0800

i heard that if we add these button to our blog, once we update our blog, it can help to drive more traffic to our site, is it true?

answer from anybody?

Latest movie released!

coolwave — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:51:02 +0800

A thumbdrive bought from a con-man

coolwave — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:09:39 +0800

This is MY FUTURE PLANS!

coolwave — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 15:21:12 +0800

Buy the MOON

When they say "Room with view" I really mean it. (Space House)

My PET

Walking the Dog

Golf of Course

My Security

I guess this is what financial experts call "disposable income"

An " eccentric ",- SOLID GOLD- LAPTOP P IX. 20. 2G. RAM 5 G. 20" LCD. Mousepad and keyboard made of authentic ELEPHANT IVORY. Diamons all around the laptop

My house and long cars

The Summer House

Find out, 12 or 13 person in this picture?

coolwave — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 14:48:08 +0800

PLEASE WAIT UNTIL THE GROUP CHANGES POSITIONS.
IS IT TWELVE OR THIRTEEN?? Keep looking...

This will drive you crazy!
WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM?

Strange Happenings In A Hospital

coolwave — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 18:45:47 +0800

There was this case in this hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed on Friday mornings around 9am regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural: Why did death occur at that same bed around the same time every Friday?

So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause of the deaths.

Come friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. The new (unknowing) patient laid there. Some doctors held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil...and they waited. 8am, the patient was still alive... 8.30am... still breathing...

Just before the 'cursed' time, the door to the ward swung open...

Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the life support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner!

Tension kid

coolwave — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:52:50 +0800

Want To Work As IT Helpdesk? Think Twice...!

coolwave — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 23:01:10 +0800

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, nothing happens, it must be really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet...it's still on
my desk... sorry .

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Is that your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and.....
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates damn it !

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Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.
Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the
monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red ...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah ... that one does work!

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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a Capital letter
V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the Internet: -
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem.
A friend has placed screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the
mouse, it disappears !

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?
Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you.
Can You please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4
hours ago.
Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter " a ", but how do I get the circle around
it?

Couple choose to have sex at Hospital

coolwave — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 22:08:51 +0800

A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABCHospital.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the
way you have intercourse,"

and charged them Rm.60 This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay
the doctor and then leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to findout?"

The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married And we
can't go to her house -

I'm married and we can't go to my house.
Sharilla Putrajaya charges Rm. 250, Mandarin Oriental charges Rm.280, Le
Meridian charges Rm.230.

We do it here for Rm.60, and I get that back from "Medical Claim".......!

Any nice place for jogging and swimming in PJ?

coolwave — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 13:28:59 +0800

I stay in SS2, any FREE to entry swimming pool ar?

How about jogging?