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            <title>Condoms</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1323153</link>
            <description>Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Our largest condom factory has exploded&amp;#33;&amp;quot; the Russian President cried.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s my people&amp;#39;s favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,&amp;quot; replied the President.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;I do need your help&amp;quot; said Putin. &amp;quot;Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Why certainly&amp;#33; I&amp;#39;ll get right on it,&amp;quot;said Bush.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Oh, and one more small favor, please?&amp;quot; said Putin. &amp;quot;Yes?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10&amp;quot; long and 4&amp;quot; in diameter?&amp;quot; said Putin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;No problem,&amp;quot; replied the President.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George hung up and called the President of a condom company. &amp;quot;I need a favor, you&amp;#39;ve got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Consider it done,&amp;quot; said the president of the condom company.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Great&amp;#33; Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10&amp;quot; long and 4&amp;quot; wide.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Easily done. Anything else?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Yeah,&amp;quot; said the President, &amp;quot;print &amp;#39;MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL&amp;#39; on each one&amp;#33;&amp;quot;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:clap:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxms.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxms.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
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            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:13:34 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>help~</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1099496</link>
            <description>anyone know where can i find chinese language software for my vista home premium?</description>
            <author>Hideiki</author>
            <category>Software</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 11:49:38 +0800</pubDate>
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