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ITT : Trance+female vocal

JunWisewar — Wed, 11 May 2011 22:06:37 +0800

In This Thread : Trance with sweet sexy female vocal

Reminder :
- no dum dum dum dum ah beng sammi cheung remix crap allowed
- no horrible female vocal that gonna rape our hear allowed

Please /k/ontribute and Commence the [Trance]n[Dance] of our soul~♫♪♫♪

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So /K/, your mom is awesome?

JunWisewar — Sat, 07 May 2011 20:47:36 +0800

Mother's Day is coming and I'm hearing a lot of people proclaiming their mother is awesome or some complimentary sweet talks around their peers. Yeah I'm sure what they've said is true or even underrated. But now, check out my awesomer mom. tee hee~

Just like the awesome mom that you all have, my mom has always love and care for for the family member, always take care of the house and provide a feeling of love and tranquility in the house. But the similarity ends here! Why? It is because I suspect my mom is secretly a former muay thai fighter or boxer !! This is just a guest from my observation from my mom though.

How I notice it through my observation of my mom? Good question. Every time my mom get extremely upset (which happens rarely) because of a total dumbass prick whom I know, she will vent out her anger in a surprising and secret way. At first, she didn't show out her anger to that prick or in front of other people. Instead, she will go to someplace quiet and out of sight. Then, she took out her worn out special "punching bag" (from her old days of Muay thai/boxing training perhaps?), and wear her boxing glove. After some weird ritual (muay thai ritual?), she then proceed brutally beat the crap out of that punching bag to vent out her anger. At first when I saw her doing that, I'm really shocked and shout "You're not my usual mom!!" and her image of motherly love was shattered.

After a while, I begin to get used of her dark ritual to vent out her anger. Come one, it's not harming anybody and you can exercise too! Maybe this is why recently I'm starting to copy my mom method to vent out our anger by beating the crap out of my very own special "punching bag".

Oh yeah, our special "punching bags" are our stuffed bunny toys. And that dumbass prick I've mentioned earlier is my classmate, Shinnosuke Nohara from my class in Futaba Kindergarten. He's an assh0le and a bad player in my "real omamagoto/ real house".

Love you, ma!

*secretly taken bad photo of my mom in action*

Gotta make my mind up ~ Which seat can I take?

JunWisewar — Fri, 06 May 2011 16:54:03 +0800

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Oh wai.......

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So, you think your family sucks?

JunWisewar — Mon, 02 May 2011 00:10:44 +0800

These days there are so many of those fortunate kids that whining about how terrible their family is. I'm sick of it. They should see how horrible my family is before they start whining.

In my family there are my father whom works as lower middle income blue collar shitty slave, my mom that stays at home as housewife, my brother whom still studying and I'm the youngest in the family.

My father is useless guy that don't have any ambition or backbone. He worked 8 hours every day and have to cramp with other people in the train to work for some pathetic salary. Yet all those money in the end are handed to my mother without any objection. He's also always day-dreaming about being some playboy which is ridiculous for a father and a husband. And the worst part is every time he went to bath with my brother, both of them will show out their manhood and swing it like some gay pervert without any shame. And my mom, that horrible sloth who supposed to take care of the family. She's also a bad financial planner whom always managed to make herself broke with meaningless shopping spree. Every time my brother did something wrong, she would punish him physically.

And now the crown jewel of epic horrible family member, my damn brother. He's a most perverted person I've ever seen. Whenever a beautiful girl appear, he would drool over them and try to tackle them even though he ain't got a shot. But he did have a serious crush on a girl that is older....way older than him where he would actually become shy which is weird. I'm also suspect he's a nudist, not only because he swing his d1ck back and forth with my father but even his schoolmate complain that he always dropped his pants just to irritate one of his friend or mooning his ass to a total stranger. I also suspect he's a furry fagg0t that like to dress up as some animal from time to time. And he's apparently also as lazy as my mom because he always didn't walk our white fluffy dog when he should be and instead run off to the park or some shit, and to think that dog actually still loyal to my brother and love him.

Oh yeah he's favorite superhero is "Action Kamen" and apparently he study in Sunflower class at Futaba Kindergarten.

27/4 Premier Wen Jiabao visit to University Malaya

JunWisewar — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 19:22:31 +0800

Today Premier Wen Jiabao come to University Malaya and had a Q&A sesssion with the students + tree planting ceremony yo~

The booklet that were given.

One of the dude from the Chinese delegates

And some pictars when he giving speech + answer during Q&A :

in b4 Y U NO BRING BETTER CAMERA?

UPDATE, Got video liao! :

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Dark/Tragic Music

JunWisewar — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 23:52:38 +0800

Come share share, fellow night owl /K/tard. Let the darkness embrace us with these unholy music

GRV Music - Darkness
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Jesper Kyd - Apocalypse
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Bonus :

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How to avoid speeding ticket

JunWisewar — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 18:49:26 +0800

Can save mah rm50 duit kopi liao?

McD's GCB and me

JunWisewar — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:44:20 +0800

So today i went to McD and tried the ~~MCCB~~GCB for the first time, and it was like :

Guess you can't judge a book by its cover

ITT : Football /k/omik

JunWisewar — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 16:05:47 +0800

In This Thread : Post football /k/omik for the lulz

Football related /k/omik are welcome, self-made or from internet

Commence!!