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any1 here know hand sign ?

mongtan — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 23:37:20 +0800

I damn pening when she 'talks' to me with her hands and finger with cum face expressions.

My subconscious kept reminding me she can do hj with me. which I cannot control myself from thinking it.

just before she and I dismissed, I think she bagi sign like she wanna F me.. but I can't be sure. it doesnt matter because I gonna date her again..

i am considering whether to meet a girl tonite?

mongtan — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 20:33:01 +0800

im confused ...

she has a bf edi ...

men and women must undergo military training

mongtan — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 05:07:52 +0800

so the men are tough

women are sexy

I myself had gone through the cadet years during my 2nd school time in RMC..
I did 500 push up and body rolling on ground for 0.8km distance in combo.
marching non-stop for 12noon till sunset under hot sun, sun radiation heat is like nothing, I can take it easily without umbrella .. 1 small cup of pipe water per 2hour is enough.

I fight with my rivals, being beaten up by my seniors ... fist on my face and my balls.
it's nothing, what did not kill me made me stronger.

so the real world obstacles are nothing to me, I can absorb it without any stress or depression.. Im emotional motivated at all time and highly disciplined.
I know leadership and teamwork a lot, which is based on the experience I had in accomplishing deadly missions with my platoon team mates.

Aweks like to sleep with me, they like to hug me tightly while I bawa them at the back of my yamaha rxz 2 stroke racing bike...
the we go to park and bercinta, we know we love each other very much but we can't sure why.sometimes I wheelie
and this happened ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uzN0NGmRDI

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u whallop how many ppl b4?

mongtan — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 17:25:19 +0800

Before I become toilet engineer, I was a gangster ..now still a member of my clan.

Last time, if anything, 1 call within 10mins(depends on traffic) at least 10 fellows will show up ..

and then beat up the fella i dont like.

those amoi wanna follow me, but after I bored I dump and intro them to my OKT frens to be sex workers

now I insaf edi, I no do this thing

in 2003, I was out..i quited, I became toilet engineer..

because I know gangster is not good ..mainly cus' my gangster bros wives like to berzina with me... in order to maintain our clan ..I out.

today, My clan manyzer called me, ask me whether wanna join back ..1 mers with 1 red plate amoi ..rm 22k basic gaji..

i still considering ..

if i were to join back, i will recruit my own guys, any ktards wanna follow me ?

daytime go limteh with business men, help customer chase back debt..

night time go jaga shops...

any pil girl eat liao can produce milk d?

mongtan — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 02:44:27 +0800

so they hv 1 baby quite big de..

drink susu manusia since born..now her mom susu production less liao ..like no more/ enough milk ..

so can go see doc ask for pill that encourage milk production d?

and cost how much ya ?

hexism

mongtan — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 23:27:36 +0800

hexism avatar pic damn pretty ..

can write my name and snap pic??

i wan same avatar but with my name ..

telor masin ..

mongtan — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 18:41:39 +0800

if put egg soak in salty water, long enough it will become salty egg

if put in sugar water can ah?

sedap? some1 please do experiment ..

can try ikan, or sayur oso ..hehe

i feel like wanna inception

mongtan — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 07:43:52 +0800

there is nothing i regreted in my life but this

here is the story,

when I was young, I know a girl... she is kuli works for a taukei soh wan ...she helps her female boss rebus mee d..

that time she is 20, i was 20 yr old plus abit.

i know the girl since i was 16.

every week I for sure visit the hawker stall d.. I sit on the table nearest to the place where she cooks the wantan noodle ..

when I was 21, I was old enough I was being forced to go oversea to work, since then I lost contact with her..

left behind sweet memory ... now I have no way to find her back.. the last info I heard she went oversea too..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y89AdCVPRoM&feature=related

hehe... i has a good enjoing d

mongtan — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 01:23:25 +0800

so i tell u all la ..when u go see some event la u should choose stand behind girl..pretty girl la if u prefer ..

for my height, i always choose 160cm plus minus d...so when i stand behind her ah...i can see the thing on stage and at the same time u can smell the shampoo smell of her hair ...but some girl damn lazy wan ..sometimes they go saloon make hair in morning then whole day no wash hair ..night time damn busuk edi ...be careful

but here the thing ... when u breath ...dont tiup on ppl neck la ..damn tulan wan ... last tiem a bangla tiup hot air on my neck i feel so geli ..smell like ikan masin ..

u breath properly la ..

if the girl alone la ..no bf teman ..u can approach her bit by bit ..hehe ... if she doesnt avoid ..then nearer and nearer ...until ur crotch touch her butt ..then stop..

if she suka u la..she will lean back ward de...hehe ...then u can try u hold her hand..forearm la ..dont hold palm yet ..sensitive d ..then ten minute later up level hold her body ...

just now i went to watch native tiup fire ...haha..

the native bully the girl in front of me, she gets scared and reverse gear ... her rear bumper ram on my front light..hehe ..

i also terkejut and my legs numb edi..can not stand straight ..then my body keep up down up down gliding her rear bumper while she is moaning because she gets scared by d native..

here is when the native tiup fire ball

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tisu or water?

mongtan — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 18:05:13 +0800

usually ppl say use toilet paper no clean enough ...

some say use water very inconvenient, basah2..susah nak cebok ...

here the solution i use la ..

i use wet tissue to wipe after pangsai ...to save money i use toilet paper to wipe off the wet shit then only use wet tisu to wipe my ass eye ..

then it's damn clean liao... the wet tisu got wangi and alcohol ...so feel cool and bacteria around there died d

but here the thing la ...cannot throw wet tissue into toilet bowl ok ..wet tissue fibre is not dissolve-able when soaked with water ...would clog the shit pipe and u then need me to unclog the pipe ..

so, u need to bring the used wet tissue over female toilet and throw inside female toilet dustbin if the male toilet dont hv dust bin..

dont worry, male can enter female toilet wan, just dont kacau female toilet users can edi ..

i always masuk d...

beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala

mongtan — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 11:28:17 +0800

beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala

dududu

beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala beli bala

where to buy waxing glue and the kain ?

mongtan — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 10:49:46 +0800

i dont want the sticker wan ..

i wan the liquid glue sapu at ketiak then put kain and pull wan ...

where to get ya?? anywhere selling ??

i wan help my wife waxing ...dont wan give saloon do

who wanna go autocity tonight ?

mongtan — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 00:31:40 +0800

damn excited la..

halloween party ..

tonite i wan go queenbay mall de..but fren got work..

tomorrow can la...i go auto city ...any ktard going ?

i wear bikini and decorate my taxi

prc open d restaurant belanja me kopi besar

mongtan — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 00:19:41 +0800

just now i wented to limteh la..the place damn crowed wan ..

so many kopi shops wan ..in same roll ... so 1 of the shop is prc 40s girl opens wan ..

she damn pandai service customers d... macha customer she sees la ..sure tarik to table and 1 dozen beers up d..

she sees my gang pass by she also block us ..then sembang with us liao ... sembang this sembang that ..

i no ask her 1 night how much la..because she does this job whole night damn tired edi..where can perform on bed edi?? ..sure tidur d..

from my body language she can tell that i tonite mood no good la ... ..because my wife just gaduh with me ..

she then belanja me minum kopi ais besar lor(glass) but i pay cup punya price ..

glass normally rm 1.20 wan ma..but she counts rm1 nia .. then some more belanja 1 cup of leong cha ...she pretend salah order..
we all know wan la..if salah order sure take back wan ma ..where got put on the table and ask us minum ?? some more say dont bazir..pls minum ...

i also enjoi sit there la..her butts damn boucy wan ..the short pant kena kiap in her butt longkang..so can see the cleavage..

why can't my wife be liddat ??

suddenly i crave to watch female horse rider

mongtan — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 17:27:50 +0800

meeehhhhhhh

horse screaming and run run run ..

female riders whip the horse ..mehhh

btw, got any suggestion ah??
wat tv show got this thing ya??

u got relatives in s'pore ah?

mongtan — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 12:03:44 +0800

i dunno la...but 90% of my fren also same with me wan..

sure got relatives live in s'pore wan ..mother side, father side..even siblings oso got ..

s'pore so big meh?? so many ppl can stay??

so why u kena dump or dump ur gf?

mongtan — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 03:43:39 +0800

haiz ..last time when i was young la ..after spm we no more go shopping mall or k box lepak edi..

we go cameron and genting then night time we make love..

my ex gf says my skill no good ..dunno make sex so kena dump lor...after that i rajin make love..gradually i good in sex edi..

now practicing my kissing skill ..

how to batch download images hosting, in forum.

mongtan — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 01:43:28 +0800

I want to download a lot of images from a forum.

the images itself are host in the forum servers, not those imageshack/kimag/imgurl/photobucket etc.

the images displayed in threads are in thumb size. to view the actual size need to login the forum and click the images.

so how to download whole thread images in very simple way?

now i manage to: right click, press T(ticked the auto saved in firefox download box) for 1 image ..very tiring.

u kena tazer b4?

mongtan — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 22:30:57 +0800

i last time got a damn small one ...

from gas cooker igniter...1 click 1 shock oni ...some ppl use that as sex stimulator to tazer clitoris to get orgasm .. i dunno if true la..can try d..

here some video of real taser man..

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2YeAI9SzZs&feature=related

teochew can tapao hokkien

mongtan — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 21:16:23 +0800

because teochew lang can speak both teochew and hokkien, but hokkien shit nang cannot understand or speak teowchew ...

same with hakka ...

hakka yin can speak canto but canto not necessary can understand or speak hakka

i know because i can speak teowchew, hokkien and canto..hakka cannot ..now i wanna learn hakka so i can date hakka mui ..

hakka seksi mui mui teng ..