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Indon and Internet Charges

Woofe — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:50:19 +0800

Hi /K/ I am in Jakarta now for some presentation.

I don't have my lappy with me now, so I am forced to use some PC and internet service at some cyber cafe.

Apparently, they are charging US$ 7 per hour when in Malaysia we can get about USD$ 1. :\

And do you guys know almost every Indon here owns BB bold (like 90% of them)! I was like "Wtf, is this a paradise for BB?" And to add to that, they're getting BB for a very much cheaper price than us here in Malaysia. Almost 40% cheaper. What a blatant rip off.

In before "cool story bro"

Kthnxbai.

/K/ shirts are awesome yo!

Woofe — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:42:27 +0800

Myky, you haz delivured! The /K/ shirts are awesome yo! Love them.

I malas camwhore, so I don't have pics at the moment, so I have to GTFO now la.

Kthnxbai.

dy/dx

Woofe — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:10:11 +0800

Where iz you dy/dx? Please come back.

Whoever haz dy/dx contact details, please PM me, I'll reward you if I get to contact ~~him~~ her.

This word haz been b&ed

Woofe — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:35:12 +0800

I heard from some /K/tard in /K/ fesbuk group that this word haz been b&ed liao. Is it?

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In b4 kolos!

On a completely different thing, I have 2 more Googlewave invites. Who haz interested, you welkam to PM me And btw it'll take around 1 - 3 days for the invites to arrive in your mailbox

Chinese Lady

Woofe — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:05:05 +0800

She was talking in Mandarin.

I told her "I can't speak Mandarin, you got the wrong number" but she kept on calling me and talking non stop.

How do I say "I can't speak Mandarin and you got the wrong number"? in Mandarin leh?

BTW, her number if any of you guys would like to call her, she sounds pretty

+30721160

REAL Doctors, REAL Science, REAL Results

Woofe — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 02:08:50 +0800

This is from my spam mails lol.

QUOTE

A very delicate problem of penis size is a painful problem for many men. They desperately try different ineffective methods with no success. Use the only effective method which has no secondary effects - VPXL.
Simply fill in the form and order VPXL now or contact the customer service if you have any questions concerning VPXL. Fast delivery! Absolute security is guaranteed .

You must be The Real Man with huge dignity

The spammer's email add
lady_bugg1345@yahoo.com

Anyone still remember this?

Woofe — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:43:18 +0800

I freaking lol'ed

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Need help

Woofe — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:48:01 +0800

Some self-proclaimed stalker send me this

打是亲，骂是爱

It's chinese and I don't understand. Google translator sucks donkey balls.

Thanks in advance

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Let the Music Heal Your Soul

Woofe — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:04:49 +0800

Old song, I didnt recognize most of the people/bands in this vids, but I remember the song. Someone said TUPAC, can't spot him lol.

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Before I sleep

Woofe — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:19:15 +0800

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I love her style. She's awesome.

I'm going to sleep nao.

Old Joke

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800

Old Joke

Woofe — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:10:21 +0800

Barber in NY
There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK , who gave Free Haircuts to everybody who came into his shop to have their haircuts.

One day a florist went to him for a haircut.
After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber, but the barber replied:
'It's alright, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'
The Florist was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open his shop,
there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door .

A policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replied: 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'

The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open his shop,
there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Malaysian software engineer went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replied: 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'
The Malaysian software engineer was very happy and left.

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, guess what he found there.............

Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Malaysian....

have you got the answer ........... ?????

come on .............

guess

guess

guess............ ........................................

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Drag Me To Hell

Woofe — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:49:46 +0800

My friend said "let's watch Drag me to hell" tomorrow.

I recieved mixed comments from some people.

Some said: Scary.

Some other said: Funny as hell.

Is it really worth a watch movie?

R#pe Game Banned

Woofe — Sat, 30 May 2009 02:26:56 +0800

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"Ryojyoku" [凌辱] is a term in Japanese to refer to the act of insulting or violently raping.
The game Rapelay by Illusion is a ryojyoku eroge where the player can violently rape girls on the train and also rape their younger sister, mother, impregnate and force abortion.

Rapelay was brought up as an issue in the British parliament back in February and the Japanese authorities have just started to take action and ban the production and sales of these ryojyoku type games.

An eroge shop assistant says that about 10-20% of customers enjoy ryojyoku games. A report on the new law below.

Japanese though:

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What do 2ch users at Itai News have to say about all this?

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WTF. K-ON Boy version.

Woofe — Fri, 29 May 2009 11:15:35 +0800

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QUOTE

Translation

Spanking now
With grace we have a noisy Never ending boy's c*ck
Can't wait for the public rest room
Although you're new, premature ejaculation is a no no no!
Standing with all your might Ass Fxxc Please...

My excitement wont stop! Batteries go at Full Throttle!
hope, desires, and passion　open the hook and attack!
Gather all the materials and be penetrated by the huge one!
The bench prohibited from the girls is our jumpsuit action spot.
If you pull the zipper down 2 cm and put it in it will make you fly.
Faster than yesterday, higher than yesterdays octave! (aaaaaaah)

Sucking now
With grace we have hot Never Ending Boys' Love
We must be serious everyday or our the performance will be now or never!
Although you wake up in the morning, sleeping early is a No No No!
With all our might were shouting Wasshoi!
With grace we have a wonderful and Never Ending Boys' Son!
Bring on afternoon Tea Time!
Even with unrequited love, to the park Here We go!
when invited Standing Ass Fxxc Please...

Are you eating serious homos? Only queers Every day!
The toilet is probably hot so that is cancelled for now...
If you put in the second you will scream, your ******* will ache.
Oh no! Suddenly Im limitedGay was written in my secret book.

I put 3 fingertips in and saw it,
although my A●al is pitch black, its ok if my future is Rose colored
right?

Spanking now
GACHI de KASHIMASHI Never Ending Boys Talk
Can't wait for the public rest room
Although you're new, premature ejaculation is a no no no!
Standing Ass Join with all your might!
With grace we have a wonderful and Never Ending Boys' Son!
Bring on afternoon Tea Time!
Even with a model size, Here We Go!
when invited Standing Ass Fxxc Please...

Well infinitely loop it!
Size up ↑ down ↓ up ↑　down ↓
but our mood is always
up↑ up↑↑ up↑↑↑ & Ah
Gathering just for the feeling,
and joining only for happiness
it fairly echoes tenderness to the world!

Sucking now
With grace we have hot Never Ending Boys' Love
We must be serious everyday or our the performance will be now or never!
Although you wake up in the morning, sleeping early is a No No No!
With all our might were shouting Wasshoi!
With grace we have a wonderful and Never Ending Boys' Son!
Bring on afternoon Tea Time!
Even with unrequited love, to the park Here We go!
when invited Standing Ass Fxxc Please...

So
Shining Shinier Shiniest
Boys be ambitious & shine

Wanna do it? (Yaranaika?)

Claim As Next Of Kin

Woofe — Thu, 21 May 2009 12:42:58 +0800

So I recieved an email saying I was an heir of a millionaire. Or something like that. Here's what it says:

Dear Sir/Madam

I wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of USD$11,000,000.00 (Eleven Million United states Dollars) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased (Name now withheld since this is my second letter to you). I contacted you because you bear the same surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance therein.
I therefore reckoned that you could receive this fund as you are qualified by your name and all the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance.

In your acceptance of this deal, I request that you kindly forward to me your letter of acceptance; your full name and occupation, current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable me file all the necessary documents at our high court probate division, for the release of this sum of money. Please get back to me ASAP so as to get this done immediately: PLEASE KINDLY REPLY ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS: williamhensonfile@uku.co.uk

Yours faithfully,
Barrister William Henson

You guys wanna spam this guy?