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Invite To Link Exchange With PR2 Blog

adzrollz — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 18:13:44 +0800

Hi,,

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adzrollz — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 21:59:49 +0800

You Think That Girl With A Bra Is Hot

adzrollz — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 21:48:55 +0800

When Advertising Missing 'L'

adzrollz — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 21:40:25 +0800

Advertising for a metropolitan college that offer Public Services Course and a hundred thousand copies already been printed and distribute (in bold Helvetica font):

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Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

adzrollz — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 21:26:55 +0800

Taken from the recent book that I read:

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CUSTOMER: Do you sell reading books?

BOOKSELLER: Errr . . .

CUSTOMER: You know, books you can read?

BOOKSELLER: Did you have anything in mind? Fiction? Biography? Any other subject?

CUSTOMER: Just reading.

BOOKSELLER: Oh, sorry, do you mean books on learning how to read? My mistake. Yes, I can show you . . .

CUSTOMER (interrupts): NO! I JUST WANT A BOOK TO READ!

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CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.

BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?

CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.

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MAN: (sidles up to counter and whispers): Hi . . .

BOOKSELLER: Hello?

MAN: Do you sell condoms?

BOOKSELLER: . . . Sorry, no, this is a bookshop.

MAN: Oh . . . It’s just my girlfriend’s out in the car, and we’re getting a bit desperate . . .

BOOKSELLER: Hmm. Have you tried the service station just out there?

MAN: Oh. No. But are you sure you couldn’t just lend me one?

BOOKSELLER: Sorry, no . . . Try the service station.

MAN: OK. Thanks . . . Better run.

BOOKSELLER: ...

QUOTE

CUSTOMER: Didn’t this place used to be a camera shop?

BOOKSELLER: Yes, it did, but we bought the place a year ago.

CUSTOMER: And now you’re a . . .

BOOKSELLER: . . . a bookshop.

CUSTOMER: Right. Yes. So, where do you keep the cameras?

QUOTE

(A child is playing with a book on the floor and rips it)

CHILD’S MOTHER: Oh, Stephen (she tuts in a non-serious way). Do be careful. (She takes the book off the child and puts it back on the shelf)

BOOKSELLER: Excuse me?

CHILD’S MOTHER: Yes?

BOOKSELLER: Your son just ripped the head off the tiger who came to tea.

CHILD’S MOTHER: I know. Children, ey?

BOOKSELLER: Yes, but we can’t sell that book now. It’s damaged.

CHILD’S MOTHER: Well I don’t know what you expect me to do about it.

QUOTE

Phone rings.

BOOKSELLER: Hello.

CUSTOMER: Hi. I was wondering if you could help me. I’m looking for a book for my niece. She’s six and I’ve no idea what to buy her.

BOOKSELLER: Sure. What kinds of things is she in to?

CUSTOMER: I don’t really know. I don’t see her very often – my sister lives abroad.

BOOKSELLER: OK, what’s her name?

CUSTOMER: Sophie.

BOOKSELLER: Ah, well, have you considered the d*** King Smith Sophie series? There’s even a book called Sophie’s Six.

CUSTOMER: OK, sure, that sounds like a good idea.

BOOKSELLER: Do you want me to double check that we have those in stock? I’m pretty sure we do.

CUSTOMER: No, it’s OK. I’m just going to order them online.

BOOKSELLER: But... we just gave you the recommendation.

CUSTOMER: I know, and I appreciate it. It’s a pain that Amazon don’t have a physical person I can ask about this sort of thing. Still, I can always rely on you guys for advice.

BOOKSELLER: . . .

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CUSTOMER (pointing at the cover of Perdido Street Station by China Miéville): Excuse me, how do you pronounce this writer’s name?

BOOKSELLER: Well, I’ve heard people say Mee-ville, but I think, because of the accent, it’s Me-eh-ville.

CUSTOMER: No, I mean his first name.

BOOKSELLER: . . . Well, it’s, China – like the country.

CUSTOMER: The country?

BOOKSELLER: . . .

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CUSTOMER: Do you have a book with a list of careers? I want to give my daughter some inspiration.

BOOKSELLER: Ah, is she applying to university?

CUSTOMER: Oh no, not yet. She’s just over there. Sweetheart?

(a four year old girl comes over)

CUSTOMER: There you are. Now, you talk to the nice lady, and I’m going to find you a book on how to become a doctor or a scientist. What do you think about that?

(The girl says nothing)

CUSTOMER (to bookseller): Won’t be a sec.

(Customer wanders off into non-fiction)

BOOKSELLER: So, what’s your name?

CHILD: Sarah.

BOOKSELLER: Sarah? That’s a beautiful name.

CHILD: Thank you.

BOOKSELLER: So, Sarah, what do you want to be when you grow up?

CHILD: . . . A bumblebee.

BOOKSELLER: Excellent.

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CUSTOMER: Hi, I’d like to return this book, please.

BOOKSELLER: Certainly. Do you have the receipt?

CUSTOMER: Here.

BOOKSELLER: Erm, you bought this book at Waterstone’s.

CUSTOMER: Yes.

BOOKSELLER: . . . we’re not Waterstone’s.

CUSTOMER: But you’re a bookshop.

BOOKSELLER: Yes, but we’re not Waterstone’s.

CUSTOMER: You’re all part of the same chain.

BOOKSELLER: No, sorry, we’re an independent bookshop.

CUSTOMER: . . .

BOOKSELLER: Put it this way, you wouldn’t buy clothes in H&M and take them back to Zara, would you?

CUSTOMER: Well, no, because they’re different shops.

BOOKSELLER: Exactly.

CUSTOMER: . . . I’d like to speak to your manager.

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CUSTOMER: You must get so much time to read, just sitting here surrounded by books.

BOOKSELLER: What is it you do?

CUSTOMER: Me? I work in a clothes shop.

BOOKSELLER: Well, you must get so much time to try clothes on, just standing there, surrounded by clothes.

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adzrollz — Tue, 07 Jan 2014 16:52:32 +0800

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Clubhitz by Jakeman and Skeletor/full album

adzrollz — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 00:35:58 +0800