http://forum.lowyat.net/ Thu, 04 Jun 2026 20:53:39 +0800 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/542921 V2&#33; <!--emo&:thumbs:--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/thumbup.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='thumbup.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />pic related. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br /><img src='http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3249/dsc00990auo3.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br /><br /><br /><a href='http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/222417' target='_blank'>Old Thread</a> Jckk Anime Shrine Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:08:07 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/542701 Closed the old one but didn&#39;t open a new one? <!--emo&:x--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/doh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='doh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br />Up goes the new thread. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:thumbs:--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/thumbup.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='thumbup.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />last post in da old thread. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br /><img src='http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6139/dsc00987ale1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br /><br /><a href='http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/449213' target='_blank'>Old Thread</a> Jckk Hobbies, Collectibles and Model Kits Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:28:14 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/340043 Confucius says:<br /><br />Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. <br />Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom. <br />Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup. <br />Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. <br />A girl&#39;s best asset is her lie ability. <br />Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.<br />Man who run behind car get exhausted. <br />He who fishes in another man&#39;s well often catches crab. <br />Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. <br />Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. <br />He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. <br />Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. <br />Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. <br />He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. <br />Woman who goes to man&#39;s apartment for snack, gets titbit. <br />Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth. <br />Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag. <br />Man who kisses girl&#39;s behind, gets crack in face. <br />Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. <br />Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night. <br />Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. <br />He who lives in glass house, dress in basement. <br />Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. <br />He who run behind bus get exhausted. <br />Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. <br />Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. <br />He who fishes in others&#39; holes often catches crabs. <br />Virginity like balloon -- one prick, all gone. <br />Girls who rides bicycle, pedals ass all over town. <br />He who farts in church, sits in own pew. <br />Baseball all wrong, man with four balls can&#39;t walk. <br />Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. <br />Man with penis in peanut butter is f***ing nuts. <br />Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. <br />Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. <br />Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.<br /> Jckk Jokes Heaven Wed, 13 Sep 2006 15:23:14 +0800