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Static recruitment

lordsapt — Wed, 16 Jul 2014 20:06:13 +0800

Hello everyone

We, Team Shinshi is currently recruiting players to tackle content together as a team.

We're looking for 4 or less dedicated and fun players. We could use WHM and WAR.

Requirements:
1) Able to talk in Team Speak or Mumble
2) Able to take constructive criticism and provided feedback as well, we play hard and talk kok as a team
3) Semi-experience needed for Coil T6-T9 (no experience is fine too if you can adapt well)
4) If your a female, your most WELCOME to the team

We're in TONBERRY server and we raid 3-4 days a week, Tue-Thurs and Sunday(bonus day), 830-1130pm (GMT +8)

If interested please PM me, Hazel Mocci in game or pm me here

Team Shinshi Recruiting

lordsapt — Fri, 28 Mar 2014 21:10:49 +0800

Ty for pm. Position filled

Recruiting 1BLM for static BCoB group

lordsapt — Tue, 03 Dec 2013 15:48:47 +0800

Hello everyone,

We,Team Shinshi, is currently looking for 1 experience BLM(black mage) for our static team. Our raid times are normally 8-11pm(Gmt +8), Monday - Thursday in Masamune server. BLM with hp abv 4.1k in group with food buff without wearing hoplite accessories are encourage to apply For more information please do not hesitate to contact me here or in game,Hazel Mocci, thank you and have a nice day

Looking for static tank

lordsapt — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 00:22:27 +0800

Hello everyone. I am looking for a paladin tank that plays in masamune.
Raid time at 9pm-12pm Tue, Wed & Thurs but subject to change.
Making a static group that atm we are short of 1 paladin tank.
If interested please pm Hazel Mocci anytime. Thank you have a nice day

Screenshots Galore!

lordsapt — Fri, 23 Aug 2013 23:03:39 +0800

To commermorate the beauty of FFXIV:ARR, let us all immortalize the game with beautiful screenshots!!!

To take screenshot, press "Print Screen" button in game.
To off UI, press "Scroll Lock" button in game.

Let me kickstart

Meowwwww!

eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk gobbue!!!!

mehhhhhh flying lizards

Porting back to........

ULDAH!!!!!

The Great Staredown!

Need help identifying song :(

lordsapt — Sun, 04 Aug 2013 17:16:44 +0800

Can someone help me to identify the name of this song at 14:06 in this video: The Voice China

Dont understand chinese is a huge disadvantage

Copy and paste need help

lordsapt — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 08:45:43 +0800

hi guys,

i recently just bought an iMac. I tried to copy a movie file that is around 11gb out from my mac into an external hdd using USB. My mac prompt me this "The item 'filename' can't be copied because it is too large for the volume's format".

Then i try it on other video file but there is no luck of either move or copy/paste from my iMac to my external HDD. Anything above 10gb can't b transfer over but anything less than 10gb can be easily copy and paster over. Anyone here can help me solve this problem? or is this a restriction from Lion OS?

Macro

lordsapt — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 12:22:48 +0800

For all hunters out there, Is it possible to cast Hunter's Mark and Serpent Sting in the same point of time? For example, shapeshift to cat and dash at the same time. I thought it should be possible since both the skills do not have a CD. i try making the macro but it didnt work. anyone know how to make a macro for it?

Need help

lordsapt — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:39:41 +0800

Is there any way that we can use an ipod touch to download youtube videos without having to jail break it?

sorry 1 more question, does IOS4 work in generation 1 ipod touch?

Original Bootcamp

lordsapt — Sat, 22 May 2010 22:22:30 +0800

anybody heard of Original Bootcamp that is near Ampcorp Mall? isit worth it?

TMNUT

lordsapt — Mon, 10 May 2010 15:29:43 +0800

i just found out that whatever is listed below from TMNUT WEBSITE is all wrong i called twice and got entertain by 2 f@#$ked up officers. first person call JASON, f***ing rude, i taruh him then slam the phone. second person NURUL, service not bad but she told me that the following packages listed below all different pricing hahaha. the 1mbps is price at 130/mth, 2mbps is at 140/mth and 4mbps is at 160/mth. i told her that ur website is stating rather differently and she say we did not change the price since the package has been launch. so i replied, then your website is wrong, but she concur 100% that their website is correct and say "sir, maybe u see wrong". hahahah then i told her, ok now i know y no one call ur hotlines and slam the phone on her. NOW i think i will just go minum teh and relax myself a bit because im still pretty stressed

CAKE

lordsapt — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:57:14 +0800

hello!!!

I am trying to get a HUGE cake prior to my parents 40th anniversary. Hopefully that cake will b able to serve up to at least 60 person and of course delicious as well budget is around RM300min to 1000maybe. any recommendation as to where i should buy the cake from besides secret recipe and angel cake house? i came across a shop in The garden, it sells designer cakes, is very very expensive. need help!!

The Sims Stories

lordsapt — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:22:15 +0800

Has anyone ever played The Sims Life Stories, Pet Stories or Castaway Stories before? need some feedback on whether is the game worth buying and if it is suitable for ladies? Also are Castaway and Pet stand alone game and not expansion to Life Stories? If buy original, is there an online mode where we can play with others? Finally, is there a free play mode where we can just build and make a character ourselves without following their stories? Thanks for the feedback

hope u guys like this

lordsapt — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:22:15 +0800

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet..

The professor started the class by telling them: 'In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.'

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and suck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. Each one tried his best not to puke.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention.'

First Night Together

lordsapt — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:04:30 +0800

A young Chinese restaurant waiter gets married to a Chinese virgin
hair dresser. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know
that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My
darring, 'he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry
frighten.
I pomise you,I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you
want.

You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and
worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try
something I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he asks her...

'You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?.

Citibank Offer

lordsapt — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:00:56 +0800

http://www.citibank.com.my/APPS/portal/gen...mo_hp_sharp.htm

is this worth buying???

Genie in the bottle

lordsapt — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:28:44 +0800

ENJOY!!!!!!

A couple was golfing one day on a Very Exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said,

"Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, do not knock out any windows. It will cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize and see how much it s going to cost us."

They walked up and knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke the window?"

"Uh yeah, sorry about that" the husband replied.

"No, actually I want to thank you. I am a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You have released me. I am allowed to grant three wishes - I will give you each one wish, and I will keep the last one for myself." the genie said.

"Ok" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem-it is the least I can do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said looking at the wife.

"I want a house in every country of the world" she said.

"Consider it done." the genie said.

"And what is your wish, genie?" the husband said

"Well, since I have not had sex with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I would not mind."

The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was all over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said, "How old is your husband anyway?"

"35" she said.

"Really? And he still believes in genies?

Naughty nuns

lordsapt — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:25:46 +0800

hope this is not a repost

A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in
heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
He asks the first nun, ''Sister Karen, have you ever had any contact
with a penis?''
The nun giggles and slyly replies, ''Well once I touched the head of
one with the tip of my finger.'' St. Peter says, ''OK, dip the tip of your
finger in the holy water and pass through the gate.''
St. Peter asks the next nun the same question, ''Sister Elizabeth
have you ever had any contact with a penis?''
The nun is a little reluctant but replies ''Well once I fondled and
stroked one.''
St. Peter says ''OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass
through the gate.''
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns, one
nun is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says ''Sister, Sister
what seems to be the rush?!
''The nun replies, ''If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I
want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!'

Hospital Jokes

lordsapt — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:58:02 +0800

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?'

Again the doctor spoke very calmly:
'Same illness, better health plan!'

BANANA

lordsapt — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:07:41 +0800

The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion , a Chimpanzee! , a Giraffe , and a Squirrel , who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds !!!
Got your answer?

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