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dawkin's vs o'reilly's

obi wan kenobi — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 12:51:39 +0800

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who's that pokemon

obi wan kenobi — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 11:57:16 +0800

NASA and DARPA new mission to mars

obi wan kenobi — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 13:35:57 +0800

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A recent joint project between NASA and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, or DARPA, has been uncovered. The idea is to create a spaceship able to ferry not only personnel but sufficient supplies for a visit to Mars. It’s called the Hundred Year Starship, but the journey would be a bit different from the moon landings. These astronauts wouldn’t be coming back.

DARPA and NASA to colonize Mars

At the Long Conversation conference in San Francisco, Pete Worden of the NASA Ames Research Center announced a new project between NASA and DARPA. The project, according to The Telegraph, is so far called the Hundred Year Starship program, and the two government agencies are looking to enlist help. The world’s billionaires are being solicited for donations, including Larry Page, co-founder of Google. An initial design could be available next year. This project is far more ambitious than the DARPA Challenge, an endurance race for self-driving cars. The goal of this project is to come up with a spacecraft that can ferry a crew of astronauts and a large amount of cargo to Mars. However, unlike Apollo 11 or the International Space Station missions, these astronauts aren’t coming back.

One way ticket

The distances between Earth and other planets doesn’t lend itself easily to a ferry service. A journey to Mars would take nine months to complete. Anyone who lands there will have to be self sufficient. NASA has $1 million to spend, but it is anticipated the project would cost at least $10 billion to pull off. To move one pound of equipment in space, according to Fox News, four pounds of fuel are required to do it. Getting to Mars in the first place is difficult enough, and a return journey that much closer to impossible.

Colonization and the final frontier

Mars is the next great undertaking in space exploration, and colonizing other planets is perhaps next on the list. The mission would be ferrying astronauts to Mars to establish a permanent colony. They would need to adjust to living on the Red Planet. This planet, at some point, will die. Mankind, if it is to survive, must find a way to live somewhere else.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/10/29/...-starship/print

a genius 1st grade student

obi wan kenobi — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 20:10:38 +0800

Intelligent Boy

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students
The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"

Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is inthe third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade. "

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"

The principal and Boy. both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum#:-s

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal waslooking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When youblow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lotof heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck Razz

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.:

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some menthan on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wifeafter they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lotsof veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

"Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions
wrong myself!"

God Created Canada

obi wan kenobi — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 18:22:06 +0800

God went missing for 6 days. Michael the Archangel found God resting on the 7th day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it EARTH and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to the different parts of EARTH, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor, the Middle East over-there will be a hot spot. Over there, I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice. "

The Archangel impressed by God's work, and then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God, "That's Canada, the most glorious place on EARTH. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance?" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them."

what is your ringtones

obi wan kenobi — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 18:09:20 +0800

me ringtone is pretty women, outdated, yes, but it's awesome nonetheless

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our long lost relatives speacies found in myanmar

obi wan kenobi — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 12:35:42 +0800

New "snub-nosed" monkey species discovered, killed, eaten

The only scientifically observed specimen of a newly discovered monkey species in Myanmar (Burma) was killed by local hunters by the time researchers found it. Shortly thereafter, it was eaten.

This species of monkey in fact so snub-nosed that it is said to sneeze uncontrollably when it rains. But "Snubby" has far greater problems than the sniffles.

Local demand for monkey flesh as a food source is one of many reasons the species is endangered; habitat destruction by Chinese logging companies is a big threat, which in turn leads to more hunting: no forest means fewer barriers to tracking and killing these beautiful, vulnerable beasts.

ini memang telah di ketahui sejak zaman charles darwin lagi, menurut beliau, manusia dan monyet berasal dari akar umbi pokok yang sama, iidea beliau mengenai evolusi pada ketika etika agama bani kristian masih kuat dipupuk masyarakat england thelah menimbulkan kemarahan yang mebara bara, namun ini tidak melenyapkan semangat beliau untuk terus mencari kebenaran demi ilmu sains, besar sungguh pengorbanan beliau, memang alien betul!!!!!!!

gambar beliau ketika sudah tua..

ketika masih muda, cute benar mamat ni

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memang genius benar monyet ni, menurut kajian dna, 97% dna manusia sama dengan dna monyet,
kalau monyet ini pergi sekolah, entah entah boleh jadi perdana menteri kut

malah dalam budaya orang oang cina dan india begitu taksub dengan monyet ni, boleh siap bergaduh lagi tu, ada elemen kungfu dan silamban, ganas sungguh monyet ni sampai komik jepun pn terikut ikut:lol:

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malah dalam budaya melayu, hubungan kera/monyet begitu akrab sekali bagaikn laut dan pantai walaupun tugas monyet itu hanya memanjat pokok kelapa,,

yang menghairan kan aku betol, monyet ni pn pandai beriluminati, bahaya betul ni, silap silap monyet akan menguasai manusia sejagat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin
http://www.factzoo.com/mammals/types-of-monkeys.html
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/4357221/types-of-monkeys

aku memang dah bermimpi bahawa satu hari nanti bukan sahaja gagasan melayu tetapi seluruh dunia akan menghargai keajaipan monyet dan akan menerima mereka sebagai saudara sendiri, kita akan bakal menjadi kuasa dunia dan ini satu realiti!!!!!

how to be motivated

obi wan kenobi — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:56:38 +0800

any way to get motivated or be motivated?..

how exactly when u woke up u feel down like something aint right, its like u wake up and something stayed asleep and missing, physically u there but something inside of u wasnt there .. that exactly what im feeling now, a real let down for me..

have u guys ever feel like this b4? what u guys do just to fuel your day back to normal?

3 virgins

obi wan kenobi — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 14:04:59 +0800

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband`s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:"Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper`s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British Airways. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted...

85-year-old man sperm count

obi wan kenobi — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 20:56:24 +0800

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's
like this First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left,
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? "The old man replied,
"Yep. And no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the jar open!"

real life spongebob

obi wan kenobi — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 20:00:29 +0800

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end of the world

obi wan kenobi — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 19:53:51 +0800

why we must racist everyday?

obi wan kenobi — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 09:16:27 +0800

why racist thread seems to be common now, every day surely got, where is the 1 malaysia spirit?

u guys ah, especially the one who have religion wan but still end up being racist like devil i really confuse what u guys been preached, religion suppose to bring happiness to u people but instead it bring hatred, very sad lh u,,

how many evidence should i put in just to show that religion bring chaos to this world? just look around you now, wake up people..

100 ways to know that u have no life

obi wan kenobi — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 12:10:08 +0800

let me start 1st,

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obama on the view

obi wan kenobi — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 15:26:28 +0800

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my personal favorite part, he even gave comments about j.bieber

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is religion preaching constitutionally allowed?

obi wan kenobi — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 12:34:56 +0800

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shoot mang, really butthurt now

obi wan kenobi — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:13:12 +0800

vely painful, something growing there, what is that?, vely make me uneasy liao

yo dawg, nikka haz a story for u clown

obi wan kenobi — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:57:29 +0800

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NEW YORK — A UFO, with three aliens on it, was spotted over New York’s West Side today!

A mysterious shiny object floating high over Manhattan West Side set off a flurry of reports Wednesday that a UFO was flying over the city. The reports turned out to be true – confirmed by the Federal government.

Police and the FAA said they began getting flooded with calls starting at 1:30 p.m. from people reporting a silvery object hovering high over Chelsea. Several residents said they not only saw the UFO, but they also saw three aliens in the “pilot seats” of the UFO.

“You can see them clearly. They were blue. They had big eyes and they seemed to be smiling,” said Anne Jarmain of Chelsea. “It was definitely a UFO,” said Dan Lukas of the West Village. “It wasn’t a plane or a helicopter or a balloon. We all saw it. It was a UFO!”

The UFO wast floating approximately 5,000 feet above 23th St. and Eighth Ave., where dozens of people gathered late in the afternoon to catch a glimpse. Some residents joked that they saw the UFO suck Republican gubernatorial candidate, Carl Paladino into the base of the ship.”

“It hovered for a while, then it disappeared in a flash. It was so cool,” said Carlo Torrino of Dyker Heights. ‘

Many residents were scared, thinking that the city was under attack.

Not long after the first sightings, messages began appearing on Twitter linking to a month-old press release announcing the publication of a book by a retired NORAD officer predicting that UFOs would buzz the earth’s major cities on Oct. 13.

The Federal Aviation Administration said it received several calls to its operations center. After carefully reviewing the data, the FAA would not make a comment, though insiders say that they confirmed that it was in fact a UFO – one that they had been tracking for weeks.

Law enforcement sources did not want to release information to the public, but WWN found out from insider sources that it was a UFO and that President Obama ordered it to be shot down. It was shot down this evening over the Atlantic Ocean – two hundred miles east of Manhattan.

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i changed my antivilus

obi wan kenobi — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 02:15:04 +0800

i deleted kaspersky becos i dont rike jacky chan, now install nod32, feel good mang..

kthxbai

which legends is your choice?

obi wan kenobi — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 11:14:55 +0800

its hell day, and to celebrate the glorious day, the chief of hell decided to throw in some prize, you can choose back 1 soul to be reincarnate, if votes were counted, and asking for the people to choose, which would be your choice?

john lennon(the king of rock n roll)

kurt cobain(king of grunge?)

michael jackson(king of pop)