http://forum.lowyat.net/ Mon, 08 Jun 2026 13:27:59 +0800 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/986419 <img src='http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc90/cloudsea_wayne/MyPictu_32copy.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br /> Cloudsea Arts &amp; Designs Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:12:02 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/986392 <img src='http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc90/cloudsea_wayne/EVA__Asuka_Strikes_by_behindinfinit.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Cloudsea Arts &amp; Designs Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:44:40 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/986369 <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'><br />Kids Are Quick </span><br />____________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..<br />MARIA: Here it is.<br />TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?<br />CLASS: Maria.<br />____________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? <br />JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.<br />__________________________________________ <br />TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell &#39;crocodile?&#39;<br />GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L&#39;<br />TEACHER: No, that&#39;s wrong<br />GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it..<br />________________________________ ____________ <br />TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?<br />DONALD: H I J K L M N O.<br />TEACHER: What are you talking about?<br />DONALD: Yesterday you said it&#39;s H to O.<br />__________________________________ <br /><br />TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn&#39;t have ten years ago.<br />WINNIE: Me&#33;<br />__________________________________________<br />TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?<br />GLEN: Well, I&#39;m a lot closer to the ground than you are.<br />_______________________________________ <br /><br />TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with &#39;I.&#39;<br />MILLIE: I is..<br />TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, &#39;I am.&#39;<br />MILLIE: All right...... &#39;I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.&#39; <br />______________ ___________________ <br />TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father&#39;s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn&#39;t punish him?<br />LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. <br />______________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?<br />SIMON: No sir, I don&#39;t have to, my Mom is a good cook.<br />______________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on &#39;My Dog&#39; is exactly the same as your brother&#39;s. Did you copy his?<br />CLYDE : No, sir. It&#39;s the same dog.<br />___________________________________ <br />TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?<br />HAROLD: A teacher <br />__________________________________ <br /><br /> <br /> <br /> Cloudsea Jokes Heaven Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:26:41 +0800