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I got joker acquitance.

BCG — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:07:25 +0800

I got this acquitance who only like to talk about business or sex. Yesterday this joker suggested he wanted to create a facebook like website. The details not so clear but it really caught me by surprise. I told him quite hard and if it was that easy everyone would have done it and become rich la. He call me negative.

Maybe i should have just countered back and suggested opening a KFC outlet. Business idea also ma.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BCG — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:24:44 +0800

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
Chicken shall not shit while crossing the road. This is for a green environment..

LEE KUAN YEW:
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should follow instructions while crossing the road.

SAMY VELLU:
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.

NAJIB RAZAK:
What chickens? I don't know any chickens... especially those from Mongolia..

ABDULLAH BADAWI:
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.

MAHATHIR:
Now even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they disrespect and disregard apa nama bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge that!

ANWAR:
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.

SHAHRIR:
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over the road within 50km of the border.

Chua Jui Meng enter PKR.

BCG — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 00:37:01 +0800

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/108778

Better if all MCA join PKR/DAP.

Taxes seems to be higher and higher,

BCG — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 00:21:41 +0800

Noticed that the income tax deduction for employees is way higher this month. Anyone else noticed same thing?

Your office got weird colleagues?

BCG — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:13:05 +0800

Aww..gawd, I just have to say it. I have just got one of the weirdest colleague in my office. He is kind of a loner and asks all sort of weird stuffs in front of girls. Like he changed his hairstyle and asks the girls around him whether he looks like Rain.

Then he goes round asking girls randomly about fashion tips for guys and how he would look in so and so. if talk to him, he show some lanci attitude . Some of my colleagues even say he has some porn stashed somehwere in his office cabinets. Really weird. I think every office has their share of weirdos. Come share and pass Monday blues.

Girls, would you mind a being gf or married to

BCG — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:20:36 +0800

As per the topic above. The guy relatively OK but got sibling who is mentally unstable. Smetimes can shout out of no reason and can do disgusting things and act weird.

Higher tax from June onwards?

BCG — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:15:02 +0800

Just noticed this. My tax this month higher. Anyone else faced the same thing?

Just disappointed. I was sure I heard the tax is supposed to be lower so that more money can move around the country.

Changi > KLIA

BCG — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:55:32 +0800

http://www.worldairportawards.com/Awards_2...Airport2009.htm

Changi - 3rd
KLIA - 7th

What Others Think of You is None of Your Business!

BCG — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:38:20 +0800

Was just looking through some posters and saw this phrase. I dont think it is entirely true. What happens if you keep on doing things that only u syok sendiri and indirectly piss ppl off? Their opinion not important?

If u open business and many customers complain about your stuff, we still don't care meh?