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            <title>Teacher vs Student</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1275585</link>
            <description>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . &lt;br /&gt;MARIA: Here it is. &lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? &lt;br /&gt;CLASS: Maria. &lt;br /&gt;____________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? &lt;br /&gt;JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. &lt;br /&gt;__________________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell &amp;#39;crocodile?&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: No, that&amp;#39;s wrong &lt;br /&gt;GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. &lt;br /&gt;(I Love this kid) &lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? &lt;br /&gt;DONALD: H I J K L M N O. &lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: What are you talking about? &lt;br /&gt;DONALD: Yesterday you said it&amp;#39;s H to O. &lt;br /&gt;__________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn&amp;#39;t have &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ten years ago.&lt;br /&gt;WINNIE: Me&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;__________________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? &lt;br /&gt;GLEN: Well, I&amp;#39;m a lot closer to the ground than you are. &lt;br /&gt;_______________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with &amp;#39; I. &amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;MILLIE: I is.. &lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, &amp;#39;I am.&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;MILLIE: All right... &amp;#39;I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father&amp;#39;s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn&amp;#39;t punish him? &lt;br /&gt;LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. &lt;br /&gt;______________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? &lt;br /&gt;SIMON: No sir, I don&amp;#39;t have to, my Mom is a good cook. &lt;br /&gt;______________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on &amp;#39;My Dog&amp;#39; is exactly the same as your brother&amp;#39;s.. Did you copy his? &lt;br /&gt;CLYDE : No, sir. It&amp;#39;s the same dog. &lt;br /&gt;___________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? &lt;br /&gt;HAROLD: A teacher &lt;br /&gt;__________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL&amp;#39;S MEDICINE&amp;#33;&amp;#33;</description>
            <author>Foxhound88</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:47:08 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>external hard disk partition problem in vista</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1024805</link>
            <description>I have problem when using vista to read my external hard disk(laptop hd) partition. It can detect one partition only but when i connected it to xp PC it               &lt;br /&gt;works fine and all of the hd partition is able to detect.........any recommendations.......... &lt;!--emo&amp;:cry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; ...........</description>
            <author>Foxhound88</author>
            <category>Software</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 16:58:37 +0800</pubDate>
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