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Is this real about facebook .....

han... — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:07:02 +0800

Facebook has quietly revised their terms and conditions on 4.6.2009.
All photo pictures uploaded belongs to facebook, thay have right to sell them to third party.

In short, facebook will keep a copy of your biodata for whatever usage, although you cancelled your account permanently.

Got it from email.

Help! Maybank problem?

han... — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:19:17 +0800

I last friday bank in a cheque.
Earlier just now check online,it's in dy.
After that,went to ATM machine check,IT'S NOT THERE!
Then,back home check again,IT'S THERE!
I tried to transfer fund,it says "Status: Unsuccessful - Insufficient funds.".
The amount in my account keep 'up' and 'down'
What's happening?

Why?

han... — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:10:38 +0800

I click the pictures to enlarge,ended up 'Board Message'
Why?

Need facial advice and opinion

han... — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:54:01 +0800

I have a dry and thin face skin..
My face skin keep peeling off..

Any product for suggestions?
Or what should I do with my face

[WTS] New & Pre-loved | Buy 2, 3rd for FREE !

han... — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:38:26 +0800

Buy 2 items and you're entitle to get the 3rd item for FREE !!!
The cheapest thing that's it your wish list is the one you'll get free.
The price still can be nego

I can post out all item by POSLAJU after I work.
There's a poslaju office nearby my working place which close at 6pm =)
And yes,you need to bear the for the poslaju >.<
Buy more,can nego with me =)
No more registered post or post express.
Couldn't get the chance to post office =(
Sorry.
Currently only can post parcel by poslaju.
Thanks in advance for understanding.

Help me clear all before 1st of November. As I'll be busy on 1st of November onwards. Hard for me to online so often and hard to drop by post office to post stuffs. All my FOR SELL stuffs here, I already slashed the price alot of times. So,please me clear them all As Soon As Possible Cut everything short. You know the basic T&C, so no need to repeat myself
Price are negotiable, If purchase MORE THAN 3 ITEMS.[/b]I NEED CASH [/color]

Need Fast Deal!!!

♥My Feedback♥

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QUOTE(EvePynG @ Apr 28 2009, 12:13 PM)

Item Received
Efficient seller .

QUOTE(PiyOliNg @ Apr 30 2009, 06:41 PM)

hi dear...i received ur shirt today..

nice dealing with u..

thanks..

QUOTE(Andrew2009 @ May 30 2009, 09:53 AM)

I've received the dresses and the top yesterday afternoon..
^^

All in great condition and love it much =D

thanks u very much
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QUOTE(lilmissmuppet @ Jun 1 2009, 02:18 AM)

dear, receive the items yesterday, but very lazy to online!!
thanx babe!
definitely a very nice piece!
it fit me well!
my sis love it too..
haha..
very face n reliable!

if u got another pretty piece tell me ya!
thanx !!!
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QUOTE(YiHui @ Jun 1 2009, 12:46 PM)

item received dear!i like it~~

[addedon]June 1, 2009, 12:47 pm[/addedon]oh yaa...she is a very good and efficient seller,mwahh~
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QUOTE(fire_angel @ Jun 10 2009, 07:29 PM)

hey dear ~ thx Ive recieved ur items ! nice swapping wif ya~~
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QUOTE(skyjuicegal @ Jun 11 2009, 06:53 PM)

receive the tops today..but i'm too skinny to wear it..anyway..good services~~ will buy from you nxt time if there is any new products ^^ thanks...
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QUOTE(lilijcc @ Jun 17 2009, 01:57 AM)

hi dear, sorry for late inform you, that i received your DRESS!!! i love it so much! thanks hun
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QUOTE(deana_farhana @ Jun 22 2009, 10:18 AM)

already receive the jeans on saturday..

love the Jean McQueen jeans

but the Lavine Jeans jeans a bit loose la

nway thanx
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QUOTE(bluetree @ Jun 30 2009, 11:17 PM)

Got the dress today. Love it. Fit me perfectly. Haha.

We have a very friendly and efficient seller here.

Will buy from u again in the future ya.

Thanks.
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QUOTE(Princess90 @ Aug 19 2009, 10:46 PM)

received the skirt already

Recommended seller!!!
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QUOTE(dopeydoll @ Aug 27 2009, 08:28 PM)

thanx han! got ur items safe and sound!
nice dealing with u, a good seller who will always update u! ;D
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QUOTE(zoetigger @ Aug 28 2009, 11:38 PM)

finally taken my clothes from poslaju centre d..
very good quality+very good seller..
but the dress is a bit big and long for me..
lol..cos i'm quite short..
anyway i will just amend it..
thanks anyway..
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QUOTE(misstrezzz hermanazzz @ Sep 4 2009, 08:43 AM)

good seller,the book is totally like new...bump bump
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>>>My Successful Tradelist<<<

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~~Hot Sexy White Halter Top~~ Sold to redgirl

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Alfro Ken Tee
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Brand New Without Tag
Size : Length:57-60CM, Shoulder:37-40CM, Bust:85-90CM
RM25

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Jerry Tee
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Brand New With Tag
Size L
RM12

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Green Tube
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Brand New without tag
Free Size
RM8

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Emilio Valentino
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Brand New Without Tag
Size L
RM50

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~~Sport/Exercise Knee Length pant~~ Sold to ellysoo

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Lil' Black Bag
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Brand New Without Tag
RM12

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4Leaf Clover Necklace
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Brand New Without Tag
Stainless Steel
RM20

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Nose Stud
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Brand New Without Tag
Stainless Steel
2 Available *White diamond & Light blue diamond*
RM10 each

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Cool Toilet

han... — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:01:12 +0800

Which will you choose?

han... — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:59:32 +0800

Which is the best?

Samsung Omnia Pro

SE Xperia X1

Apple Iphone 3G

N97

Survive 2012

han... — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:38:36 +0800

All human going to die in 2012?
Is this true?

http://survive2012.com/

Fan Check is virus?

han... — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 00:28:38 +0800

QUOTE

We’ve received tips about a FacebookFacebookFacebook application called Fan Check; reports say this application is actually a virus, and should be avoided at all costs. We’ve dug a bit deeper, however, and it seems more likely that the rumor about Fan Check (even if the actual virus exists, which we’ve found no proof of) has been used to lead users to various malware and spyware ridden sites.

This alleged virus has only been described on a couple of blogs, such as this one, but we’ve found no reports about it on sites of security firms such as McAfee or Symantec.

The virus supposedly acts in the following way: if you try to access a Facebook application located at apps.facebook.com/fancheck/ (previously called StalkerCheck), you’ll get this message:

“FanCheck is adding new features and new capacity. This could take a few days.
Please become a fan, and we’ll send you an update when we’re back online”

S.O.S

Boom Boom Pow PARODY Ching Chang Chong

han... — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 16:15:51 +0800

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What shoe best match with kimono dress?

han... — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:47:16 +0800

As title above

Any idea anyone?

Great move by a Lady that got snatched =P

han... — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:13:10 +0800

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Peragut ini disahkan doktor patah tulang belakang...
Hakim memutuskan wanita tersebut tidak besalah sama sekali kerana wanita merpertahankan diri

Hanya untuk suka-suka

han... — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:09:18 +0800

1.Cium Isteri
Pada suatu pagi, bertanya si isteri pada si suami:

Isteri :Abang tengok jiran kita yg baru pindah tu?
Suami :Kenapa?
Isteri :Tiap pagi sebelum pergi kerja, suami dia akan cium isterinya.
Bila
pulang
kerja, dia akan berikan isterinya sekuntum bunga mawar. Loving betullah
mereka. Kenapa abang tak buat macam tu?
Suami :Nak mampus... Mana abang kenal isteri dia?'

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2.Bunuh Setan

Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau si isteri
menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut kepada suaminya.

'Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu
bersatu/bersetubuh kan bang, dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat
yang
betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti membunuh
10
ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan'.

Kata si suami 'yerr kerr?' Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang
sesuai
untuk bunuh syaitan kan , betul tak sayanggg? sambil ketawa..
Isteri hanya tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri
berkata:
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.
Si suami tersenyum panjang.
Selang dua hari kemudian,
si isteri berkata:
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.
'takpe...tunggulah malam'.
Esoknya si isteri berkata:
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan...bang'.
Si suami diam sambil mengangguk lemah.
Esoknya si isteri berkata
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... '.
Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata ..........
'Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke atau nak bunuh abang'

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3.Pak pandir menunjukankan kepandaiannya

Nak dijadikan cerita, suatu hari pak pandir melalui satu lorong yang
kecik
semasa hendak pulang ke rumahnye.

Entah macamana, di tengah perjalanannye tadi dia terjumpe seketul taik
yang
masih panas.
Tapi dia masih konpius sama ada betul ke bende yang dia jumpe tu seketul
taik.

Oleh kerana kemusykilan yang teramat sangat tu, pak pandir ambil
keputusan
untuk mengkaji sampel najis berkenaan.
Pak pandir tengok ngan lebih dekat taik tersebut, lalu dia berkata,
'Bentuk macam taik...' Lepas tu dia pegang pulak taik tu, lalu dia
berkata,
'Lembik...macam taik.'
Lepas tu dia ambik sikit taik tu lalu dia hidu
taik tu, lepas tu dia berkata,
'Bau macam taik.'

Oleh kerana pak pandir ni masih ragu-ragu dengan taik tu lalu dia pun
mengambil keptusan untuk menjilat sedikit taik tersebut.
Sebaik sahaja dia menjilat taik berkenaan dia pun menjerit...

'MEMANG TAIK! NASIB BAIK AKU TAK TERPIJAK!!!

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4.Mamak dapat anak

Suatu hari sedang Ali minum teh di gerai Mamak yang biasa dikunjunginya,
tiba-tiba Mamak gerai tersebut bersorak gembira dan terus datang
kepadanya.
Ali: Apa yang suka sangat Mamak ni?
Mamak: Saya bini juga surat India ada mari.
Ali: Apa dia cakap? Tentu good news....
Mamak: Dalam dia punya surat ada cakap sudah beranak. New baby!Ayo....
saya
banyak suka hati la. Saya belanja awak free minum jugak!
Ali:Tahniah! Mamak. Ini kena balik India cepat ni?
Mamak:Ya la, saya sudah tiga tahun tarak balik.
Ali: Lerrrrrr.?????...kalau 3 tahun tarak balik tu anak siapa?

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5..kisah 2 ekor burung.

Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung kakak tua.

Kedua burung itu berbeza, yang satu suka bernyanyi dan yang satunya lagi
hanya diam saja, datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua.Ia
berkata kepada si penjual burung.

Pembeli :Berapa harga burung kakak tua ini...??
Penjual: Kalau yang suka menyanyi itu $500, sedangkan yang diam itu
$1000.
Pembeli: Ahhh...?? Kenapa yang suka menyanyi lebih murah dari yang diam.
Penjual: Yaa...memang berbeza, yang berharaga $1000 itu ialah pencipta
lagunya.

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6.Belajar bahasa English

Seorang gadis yang Bahasa Ingerisnya kacau-bilau... suatu hari
terlanggar
seorang pelancong US ketika berjalan2 di The mall
Gadis:' I'm sorry '
Pelancong:' I'm sorry, too '
Si gadis kelihatan bingung kerana tidak faham apa yang diperkatakan oleh
pelancong itu.. dia meneka2 dan terus menjawab..
Gadis:' I'm sorry. three '
Pelancong: ' What are you sorry for? '
Gadis:'I'm sorry, five '

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7.Kek Hari jadi...

Seorang lelaki telah pergi ke sebuah kedai kek untuk memesan sebiji kek
sempena hari jadi isterinya.

'Apa yang hendak ditulis pada kek ulang tahun ini,encik?' tanya si gadis
manis yang bertugas di kaunter kepada lelaki itu.

'Mmmm, tulis saja 'Sayang tidak bertambah tua' di bahagian atas,
kemudian
sambung dengan 'Sayang cuma bertambah cantik' di bahagian bawah,'kata
lelaki itu. Esoknya, lelaki itu datang mengambil kek yang ditempahnya
itu
dan terus membawa pulang ke rumah untuk dipersembahkan kepada isterinya
yang tersayang di hadapan tetamu-tetamu yang lain.

Dan ketika kek itu dibuka di depan isteri dan tetamu undangan yang lain,
lelaki itu setengah pengsan ketika membaca tulisan yang tertera di kek
itu:

'SAYANG TIDAK BERTAMBAH TUA DI BAHAGIAN ATAS. SAYANG CUMA BERTAMBAH
CANTIK
DI BAHAGIAN BAWAH.'

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8.Anak siapa??

Suzy menyampaikan hasrat hatinya kepada bapanya untuk berkahwin dengan
Robert,
Jejaka pilihannya adalah jiran dan teman sepermainannya sejak kecil
lagi.
Suzy :Ayah, Robert melamar saya. Kami mahu berkahwin.
Ayah :Apa? Tidak boleh! Kamu boleh berkahwin dengan sesiapa saja kecuali
Robert.
Suzy:Tapi mengapa?
Ayah :(Separuh berbisik) Kerana Robert sebenarnya adalah abangmu.Tapi,
jangan beritahu ibumu ye! Terkejut dengan jawapan itu, Suzy pergi pula
kepada ibunya.
Suzy :Ibu, Ayah melarang saya berkahwin dengan Robert.
Ibu :Tak usah dengar cakap ayah kamu tu. Kamu boleh kahwin dengan
sesiapa
yang kamu suka termasuk Robert.
Suzi :Tapi kata ayah, Robert itu abang saya. Adik beradik kan tak boleh
kahwin.
Ibu :(Separuh berbisik) Hmmm....Ayah kamu pun tak tahu kamu bukan
anaknya.
Suzy :Ha!!??!!

Cute Stories & Funny Photos

han... — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:03:46 +0800

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